Thursday, March 18

Daily WHUFC News - 18th March 2010

Miklosko leaves Hammers
WHUFC.com
The club has confirmed that Ludek Miklosko has left the club with immediate effect
17.03.2010

West Ham United can confirm that goalkeeping coach Ludek Miklosko has left the club with immediate effect. Miklosko - known as Ludo to everyone at the club - was in his second spell at the Boleyn Ground, having served the Hammers as a player between 1990 and 1997, making 375 appearances and being named Hammer of the Year in 1991. After retiring as a player in 2001, he returned to West Ham in a coaching capacity. With respect to all parties involved, the club will be making no further comment until the terms of his departure are confirmed. Kevin Hitchcock, who spent time on loan at the club back in March 1993, has been appointed as a goalkeeping coach until the end of the season.

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Davenport departs
WHUFC.com
The club have reached an agreement with Calum Davenport
17.03.2010

West Ham United and Calum Davenport today agreed terms to mutually terminate his contract allowing him the opportunity to concentrate on securing a new club for next season. The club said that, after a traumatic period of time for the player, it was felt that it would be in his best interests to allow him an opportunity to put past events behind him and restart his career afresh. Davenport thanked West Ham for their co-operation and expressed particular thanks to the medical and coaching staff for their assistance and hard work in aiding his recovery and his progress back to full fitness. He looks forward to resuming his career as soon as possible. Both parties have agreed that they do not wish to comment further on this matter.

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Gabbs targets strong finish
WHUFC.com
Danny Gabbidon is fit and ready to end the Barclays Premier League season on a high
17.03.2010

Danny Gabbidon is plotting a successful, injury-free end to the 2009/10 Barclays Premier League season. West Ham United's Wales centre-back has endured a difficult past two-and-a-half years, missing more than 18 months of action between December 2007 and August 2009 with a complex abdominal problem. The 30-year-old returned last summer, scoring in the Barclays Asia Trophy victory over Beijing Guoan in China and making ten first-team appearances before injuring his hamstring in the 1-1 home draw with Chelsea on 20 December. After another spell in rehabilitation at Chadwell Heath, Gabbidon pulled on the claret and blue shirt in Saturday's 4-1 defeat by the Blues at Stamford Bridge. While the result might not have been what the defender wanted, he was pleased to be back on the pitch and contributing after another frustrating spell on the sidelines. "My hamstring went just before I was coming back training and then I had a little problem with my calf so that put me back a week or so. "I don't know whether it is all arising from my original injury, it's possible, but I don't know. It has been a little bit frustrating because my back has felt fine, but obviously it is the other little niggles that have been holding me back. But hopefully now with ten games to go, I'm over all that and hopefully I will be available for the rest of the season. "The hamstring is fine, touch wood. I was pleased to get through the game. It was a tough game for myself. But if I can take one thing from the game it is that I have come through it and I'm feeling OK."
While Saturday's defeat was a blow to West Ham's hopes of climbing the table, Gabbidon believes the club's remaining home fixtures with Wolverhampton Wanderers, Stoke City, Sunderland, Wigan Athletic and Manchester City will decide their fate. "We have to try and win the home games. Obviously our away record is not that great this season, so that's why the home games are so important. If we can win a couple of them and improve our away games a little bit, then I think we will be fine."
While home points are vital, Gabbidon insisted the squad would travel to Arsenal on Saturday eager to pick up a positive result at the Emirates Stadium. "It was disappointing to lose at home to Bolton so we will be looking to pick up points somewhere else to get those points back. "We've got Arsenal next, which doesn't get any easier. They are a very good team as well [as Chelsea were]. We have to show those [fighting] qualities if we are going to stay in the league and I'm sure we are going to do just that. "I think we will be OK, but we have to keep battling, give 110 per cent. We have got a few games coming up where we should pick up some points. We are not playing too badly at the moment, so we have to keep doing what we are doing and I think we will be fine."

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Mitchell confirms Boleyn bout
WHUFC.com
West Ham United fan Kevin Mitchell is set to fight Michael Katsidis for the interim WBO lightweight title
17.03.2010

West Ham United fan Kevin Mitchell is set to fight Australian Michael Katsidis for the interim WBO lightweight title at the Boleyn Ground, subject to licence. The 'Dagenham Destroyer' will battle to become world champion on Saturday 15 May, it was confirmed to a packed press conference at the stadium on Wednesday. The strong undercard includes a British heavyweight bout involving Danny Williams and Sam Sexton, and Olympic gold medallist James DeGale, with further fights to be announced.

Mitchell, a regular visitor to Upton Park to cheer on his heroes in claret and blue since his childhood days watching his favourite player Julian Dicks, boxed for the famous West Ham ABC in Plaistow as a youngster. He began his professional career with a first-round knockout of Stevie Quinn at the nearby Goresbrook Leisure Centre in Dagenham in July 2003. Since then, the 25-year-old has amassed a 31-0 record, with 23 of those victories coming by way of knockout.

With recent successes over Colombian pair Breidis Prescott and Ignacio Mendoza adding to his impressive resume, Mitchell is taking aim at Katsidis, who has a 26-2 record and has held the WBO interim lightweight title since beating American Vicente Escobedo last September. The local boy is expecting nothing other though than to "take him out" when it comes to the May bout.

Mitchell added: "To fight here would be something special, unbelievable for me. I come over to Upton Park as often as I can but with the training it is hard sometimes. When I am out of training, I am always here. "All my family are West Ham fans and I first went to Upton Park as a kid, I was probably about eight. It was long before I started boxing."

West Ham joint-chairman David Sullivan said the club, who are working closely with local authorities to finalise arrangements, was looking forward to the prospect of staging such an important fight. "I am delighted that we have been able to bring Kevin Mitchell's dream world title fight here to the Boleyn Ground, subject to licence" he said. "I have been a boxing supporter for many years, sponsoring a number of fights including some of Lennox Lewis's early bouts. "Boxing has had a big part to play in the history of east London and its sporting heritage. I know it will be a special night here and that Kevin - as a passionate West Ham fan - will get a lot of support from our fans. It will be a fight to remember."

The Mitchell-Katsidis bout is set to mark the first world title fight held at a London football stadium since Frank Bruno defeated Oliver McCall for the WBC heavyweight title at the old Wembley Stadium in 1995. Wembley also played host to Bruno-Tim Witherspoon in July 1986, while the Essex-based fighter knocked out Joe Bugner at Tottenham Hotspur's White Hart Lane home in October 1987. Prior to those fights, Irish featherweight Barry McGuigan beat Eusebio Pedroza at Queens Park Rangers' Loftus Road in June 1985, while Henry Cooper battled Muhammad Ali at both Wembley in 1963 and Highbury in 1966. East London has always been a hotbed of boxing talent, with world heavyweight champion Lennox Lewis being born in Stratford and world flyweight champion Charlie Magri making his home in Bethnal Green. York Hall in Bethnal Green is also known as one of England's most famous and historic boxing venues, regularly playing host to bouts of national and international importance.

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Green pays the penalty
WHUFC.com
A special shoot-out at the Boleyn involving Robert Green saw the Bobby Moore Fund benefit
16.03.2010

Robert Green has taken time out to help raise money for the Bobby Moore Fund for Cancer Research UK in tandem with talkSPORT radio presenter Ian 'Moose' Abrahams. The England No1 agreed to face five penalties from the Moose at the Boleyn Ground, with the out-of-shape reporter having to donate money to the club charity for any missed. After claiming his converted warm-up attempt as the first, he then skied the second before scoring the next two with fierce efforts to Green's right. The fifth was comfortably saved - leaving it just about honours even on a sunny afternoon in east London. The real winner was the Bobby Moore Fund with more sponsorship to come their way and the keeper also donating several signed items for auction. "He did OK," said Green, with a wry smile when quizzed about the shoot-out on talkSPORT. "He tricked me into considering the first one was a practice and then he claimed that one. He booted the next one over and the next two he scored. "He was quite hard to read. His arms and legs were all over the place and there was no real shape to his body to go on. His arms were going one way, the legs the other and his gut the other. There is a saying in goalkeeping that you can't save a shank and I proved that. "
The charity event came after Green had put in the hours at Chadwell Heath with his team-mates as they began to focus on the weekend trip to Arsenal. Reflecting on last Saturday's 4-1 loss at Chelsea, when Green did not deserve to concede four goals after some tremendous stops, he acknowledged it was always going to be a tough afternoon.
"It was a massively difficult game against a Chelsea team that put out all their firepower. They managed to find space and there were a lot of balls coming into the box. The lads coped admirably with that in the first half but once the second one went in, it was difficult to come back from again. "Scotty [Parker] scored a wonderful goal and played tremendously well. It was half a job done at half-time but unfortunately that is how it stayed. Chelsea's quality and resources came through and after about an hour that became fairly clear."

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Bondz banking on loan success
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After heading to Plymouth Argyle, Bondz N'Gala is hoping he can take the next step in his career
17.03.2010

West Ham United youngster Bondz N'Gala enjoyed a winning start to his loan spell at Plymouth Argyle and is hoping to stake his claim in the weeks to come. The 20-year-old was an unused substitute on Tuesday night, just hours after his move from the Boleyn Ground was confirmed. N'Gala watched on from the bench as former Hammers midfielder Carl Fletcher struck a late winner in a 3-2 home victory against Bristol City. The win moved Plymouth to four points from safety at the bottom of the Championship and raised hopes they can beat the drop this season. N'Gala is set to play a major role in the club's survival fight as he looks to a future away from east London after coming through the ranks. "I am definitely excited at the prospect of playing football," he said in an exclusive interview with WHUTV. "Competitive games are what I need and hopefully I can go out and show what I am about. It is about getting a good run of games and testing myself. " I need to see where I am at. It is a big opportunity to prove myself. It is a learning curve in my development and hopefully all will go well. It is a great challenge. "I went down there for a week initially to train and I know what they are about. They are a good side and they don't deserve to be where they are in the league. There is still loads of time to get out of trouble. Hopefully I can help them do so."
N'Gala was quick to praise reserve-team manager Alex Dyer for helping him develop in the last few years and said he was an ideal figure for the young players coming through. Dyer made the Forest Gate-born player his reserve-team captain last season and brought out his leadership qualities. "Alex has been great. He has a lot of time for the lads. He is good for the morale of the boys. He is always willing to help and give advice. He is a great person to have at the club."
Meanwhile, Freddie Sears got six minutes off the bench for Coventry City on Tuesday night, as they saw their push for the Championship play-offs stutter with a 2-1 home defeat by Cardiff City. Sears is on loan at the Ricoh Arena until the end of the season and has played four times to date.

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West Ham terminate contract of defender Calum Davenport
BBC.co.uk

Defender Calum Davenport has left West Ham after his contract was ended by mutual consent. Davenport, 27, joined West Ham from Tottenham in January 2007 but never gained a regular first-team spot. Last August, he suffered serious leg injuries after an incident at the family home, after which he was charged with assaulting his sister Cara.
A club statement said it was felt to be in his best interests to allow him to make a fresh start. Davenport, a former England U21 international, began as a trainee at Coventry before moving to Tottenham in 2004, from where he was regularly sent out on loan, including a spell at West Ham before a permanent move. But he failed to have much impact at Upton Park either, making just 13 appearances in three years, with the last one being in a 4-1 win over Portsmouth on Boxing Day 2008. Davenport suffered serious knife wounds to both legs in the incident at the family home and spent six days in intensive care. He is provisionally due in court on 2 August to answer the assault charge. Both West Ham and Davenport have agreed they will not comment further on his departure from the club.

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Dial K for Kevin
KUMB.com
Filed: Wednesday, 17th March 2010
By: Staff Writer

Kevin Hitchcock has been confirmed as West Ham United's new temporary goalkeeping coach. The former Chelsea goalkeeper, who played alongside current Irons boss Gianfranco Zola at Stamford Bridge has been appointed in the wake of the news that Ludo Miklosko has left the club, as revealed exclusively here on KUMB.com last week.
Hitchcock - who was part of the Hammers entourage that visited Chelsea last weekend for the 4-1 defeat to the title-chasers - is a long-term Hammers fan, having been born in Canning Town. Despite his affiliation with United, this is the first time he has worked for the club. His playing career, which began at Barking FC, included spells with Mansfield Town, Chelsea and Northampton. Hitchcock will stay with the Hammers until the end of the current campaign.

* West Ham United this afternoon confirmed Miklosko's exit; a brief statement added that "with respect to all parties involved, the club will be making no further comment until the terms of his departure are confirmed."

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Let's get ready to rumble
KUMB.com
Filed: Wednesday, 17th March 2010
By: Staff Writer

Irons fan Kevin Mitchell will stage his WBO title fight at West Ham United's Boleyn Ground. The Dagenham-born fighter has confirmed that he will face Australian Michael Katsidis at the home of the Hammers on Saturday, 15 May. Promoter Frank Warren said: "Kevin's got a big following in that part of the world and no one's ever promoted a world title fight in West Ham. Dagenham will be empty and hopefully the rest of the East End will as well."
The two fighters will compete for the interim WBO lightweight title on the weekend following the end of the 2009/10 Premier League campaign, which closes with West Ham's home fixture against Manchester City six days prior to the fight, which is subject to a licence. West Ham joint-chairman David Sullivan, who had arranged the fight with Warren, told whufc.com: "I am delighted that we have been able to bring Kevin Mitchell's dream world title fight here to the Boleyn Ground. Boxing has had a big part to play in the history of east London and its sporting heritage. "I know it will be a special night here and that Kevin - as a passionate West Ham fan - will get a lot of support from our fans. It will be a fight to remember."

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Davenport departs Hammers
West Ham defender terminates contract
Last updated: 17th March 2010
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West Ham United have confirmed that Calum Davenport has left the club. Reports suggested earlier this week that the club had agreed to pay-off the remainder of Davenport's current contract, which is due to expire in the close-season. The 27-year-old is understood to be keen to prove his fitness at another club before the summer in order to secure a move. West Ham have come to an agreement with Davenport over the remainder of his deal and have now confirmed his release. "West Ham United and Calum Davenport today agreed terms to mutually terminate his contract allowing him the opportunity to concentrate on securing a new club for next season," read a Hammers statement. "Both parties have agreed that they do not wish to comment further on this matter."
Davenport has endured a problematic last nine months, after he suffered stab wounds last May during an incident involving his sister's boyfriend. As part of the same incident Davenport is accused of assaulting his sister Cara, and will stand trial in August. Davenport has thanks West Ham for their support over the past year and is now focusing his efforts in regaining full fitness. "I would like to thank everyone at West Ham for their incredible support over the last six months, especially the manager and the excellent medical staff who have helped me through my recovery," explained Davenport. "I would like to also thank the fans for all their messages of support. I understand that there is no longer a place for me in the team and wish the team every success for the future. "I am fully focused on returning to fitness and aim to be back playing football for a new club by the start of next season."

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Calum's exit is confirmed
The Sun
Published: 17 Mar 2010

WEST HAM have confirmed the termination of defender Calum Davenport's contract. The 27-year-old has not played since sustaining substantial leg injuries in a stabbing last October, although he had recently returned to training. A West Ham spokesman said: "After what has been a traumatic period of time for Calum, we feel that it would be in his best interests to allow him an opportunity to put what has been a difficult few months behind him and restart his career afresh." Davenport's contract was due to expire this summer and was cancelled by mutual consent. It is understood he agreed a pay-off of around £250,000. The defender said: "I would like to thank everyone at West Ham for their incredible support over the last six months. I would like to also thank the fans. "I understand that there is no longer a place for me in the team and wish the team every success. "I aim to be back playing football for a new club by the start of next season."
Davenport was left with a 15-inch scar on one leg after being attacked by his sister's boyfriend and needed surgery. In January, Davenport pleaded not guilty to assaulting his pregnant sister, Cara, in the same incident. He is due to stand trial at Luton Crown Court on August 2 and is out on bail. West Ham are three points off the relegation zone and have been looking to cut costs since the arrival of new owners David Sullivan and David Gold in January.

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Calum Davenport leaves West Ham United Scott Rutherford
The Times

Calum Davenport has played his last game for West Ham United after the defender's contract was terminated last night by mutual consent. The 27-year-old has not played since suffering substantial leg injuries in a stabbing incident last August, although he had recently returned to training. "After what has been a traumatic period of time for Calum, we feel that it would be in his best interests to allow him an opportunity to put what has been a difficult few months behind him and restart his career afresh," the club said in a statement. Davenport's contract was due to expire in the summer, but agreement has been reached on the terms of its early cancellation. The former Tottenham Hotspur player required surgery to both legs after being attacked by his pregnant sister's boyfriend.
In January, Davenport pleaded not guilty to assaulting his sister, Cara, in the same incident. He is due to stand trial at Luton Crown Court on August 2 and is out on bail. "I would like to thank everyone at West Ham for their incredible support over the last six months, especially the manager and the excellent medical staff who have helped me through my recovery," Davenport said. "I would like to also thank the fans for all their messages of support. "I understand that there is no longer a place for me in the team and wish the team every success for the future. I am fully focused on returning to fitness and aim to be back playing football for a new club by the start of next season."
West Ham are three points off the relegation zone and have been attempting to cut costs since the arrival of David Sullivan and David Gold, the new owners, in January.

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Brady to meet athletics chiefs
Published 16:21 17/03/10 By Pa Sports
The Mirror

West Ham vice-chairman Karren Brady was on Wednesday meeting UK Athletics chiefs to discuss the future of the 2012 Olympic Stadium. UKA confirmed that Brady was holding talks with their chairman Ed Warner over the club's hopes of transforming the venue into a Barclays Premier League stadium after the Games. The meeting comes ahead of the publication of an Olympic Park Legacy Company document inviting expressions of interest in the stadium's future use. West Ham had hoped to gain sole use of the venue, but there is growing support for the retention of the athletics track with UKA hoping to land the 2015 World Athletics Championships.

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Whatever happened to Paulo Wanchope?
Date: 17th March 2010 at 3:39 pm
Author: Tom Jinks |
FootballFancast

Costa Rica is not usually a country associated with footballing greatness. But one player helped put Costa Rican football on the map at the 2002 and 2006 World Cups. That player was Paulo Wanchope, a flamboyant striker that played in the Premiership with Derby, West Ham and Man City, before leaving England in 2004. Whatever happened to Paulo Wanchope?

Wanchope signed with Derby in 1996, after playing for Herediano in his native country. The striker hit the headlines when he scored a wondrous goal on his debut for Derby against Manchester United, beating four players before slotting the ball past Peter Schmeichel. The Costa Rican became a fan favourite at Pride Park, with a talent for both the sublime and the ridiculous, and scored 28 goals in his two years at Derby.

A £3.5 million move to West Ham followed for Wanchope, but the striker never really settled in his one season at Upton Park. He did manage to score 15 goals in 47 games, but was sold to Man City in 2000. At Maine Road, Wanchope had mixed fortunes. Injuries ruled him out for long periods of time, but he was still capable of scoring goals, finding the back of the net 27 times in 64 appearances for City.

Unable to stay fit, City sold the Costa Rican to Malaga for £500,000 in 2004, where Wanchope scored 6 goals in 26 games for the club. After that, the striker drifted from club to club for a few years, spending time in Qatar, Costa Rica, Argentina and in America with Chicago Fire, before retiring in 2007, aged 30. Injuries had taken their toll on Wanchope, and even though he was successful in these short stints at each club, he was unable to get into good enough shape to play regularly.

On the international stage, Wanchope is the only Costa Rican to score at two World Cups and the second all-time leading scorer for his country, with 45 goals in 73 appearances. Since retiring, Wanchope has took up coaching, spending last season in charge of his first club, Herediano in Costa Rica. He led the side to third in the league, but resigned due to the way the club was ran.

Wanchope will be forever remembered as a player who was capable of the spectacular and he was an extravagant talent. But his reputation for inconsistency on the pitch often infuriated fans and managers, and overshadowed his talent. But it is at Derby in particular, where Wanchope's heroics will be remembered, as his goal against United was voted the best in their history by Derby fans.

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West Ham suspend image-rights payments to players over tax fear
Hammers withhold payments due to seven players
Revenue and Customs investigating tax status of image rights
Stuart James guardian.co.uk, Wednesday 17 March 2010 22.30 GMT

West Ham United have risked upsetting a number of their key players after taking the unprecedented step of freezing image‑rights payments. The club have decided to withhold money due to seven of their first-team squad until Her Majesty's Revenue & Customs completes an ongoing investigation into tax due on image-rights contracts, a move that other clubs will view with interest.

The payments, which are typically free of PAYE and National Insurance, and often channelled through an offshore company, have come under increased scrutiny across the Premier League as HMRC seeks to recover up to £60m in unpaid taxes. It is unclear just how much individual clubs would be liable to pay back if the Revenue is able to prove that image rights contracts are a form of remuneration but West Ham are not prepared to wait and find out.

Kieron Dyer, Matthew Upson, Robert Green and Scott Parker are believed to be among those who have received letters informing them that the payments will stop. The decision could be seen as further evidence of West Ham's financial plight but David Sullivan, their chairman, maintains the move is a "logical, common-sense solution to a potential problem".

He said: "Because the Inland Revenue are saying that tax has to be deducted at source, until the people receiving the image rights have clarified things with the Inland Revenue, we are freezing payments on the basis that there has been a backlog of deductions that have not been made. Every penny they are entitled to will be paid in due course, but until it is agreed with the Inland Revenue we can't release the money.

"Until we build up the deficit for the previous payments, the payments will be held in escrow pending a settlement with the Inland Revenue. If anyone wants to sort out their particular case with the Inland Revenue, we'll abide by whatever they say. But what we can't have is a situation where a guy goes back to France and then in two years' time they [HMRC] say to us: 'You've given him £1m in image rights, we want 40% of that.'"

It is understood that the legal and financial representatives of the players have contacted West Ham to contest the decision, which they claim breaches contractual obligations. Sullivan, however, has urged them to deal directly with HMRC. "They can bring it to a head with the Revenue themselves. Their lawyers and their accountants should write to the Inland Revenue and resolve it," said Sullivan, who claimed "people are not particularly disgruntled" despite suggestions to the contrary.

Licensing payments are commonplace in the Premier League and often equate to at least 10% of a player's salary, but Sullivan believes his predecessors were too quick to approve image-rights contracts. "The previous board have been irresponsible in the way they have paid it and we are immediately reversing things in a fair and reasonable way," he said. "We are not doing anything tricky. We are just trying to limit our exposure for any punitive back-tax."

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West Ham confirm Hitchcock replacing Miklosko as keeper coach
18.03.10 | tribalfootball.com

West Ham United have confirmed goalkeeper coach Ludo Miklosko has left the club. In a statement the Hammers said: "Miklosko - known as Ludo to everyone at the club - was in his second spell at the Boleyn Ground, having served the Hammers as a player between 1990 and 1997, making 375 appearances and being named Hammer of the Year in 1991. After retiring as a player in 2001, he returned to West Ham in a coaching capacity. "With respect to all parties involved, the club will be making no further comment until the terms of his departure are confirmed. Kevin Hitchcock, who spent time on loan at the club back in March 1993, has been appointed as a goalkeeping coach until the end of the season."

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Daily WHUFC News - 17th March 2010

Reserves edged out
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West Ham United were edged out by the only goal by Tottenham Hotspur in a
reserve-team friendly
16.03.2010

A young West Ham United reserve side were beaten 1-0 in a specially-arranged
friendly with Tottenham Hotspur at Spurs Lodge on Tuesday. A Hammers squad
including the likes of Frank Nouble, who has recently returned from a loan
spell at Coca-Cola Championship title-chasers West Bromwich Albion, and
fit-again Matt Fry, back after a spell out with a knee problem, ran Spurs
close, only to lose out to a single goal scored by Tottenham full-back Adam
Smith. Coached by reserve-team manager Alex Dyer, West Ham worked hard on a
sunny day in Chigwell, with Nouble coming close to snatching an equaliser on
two occasions. "It was a good morning's work," said Dyer. "The lads came out
and started a little bit slower than Tottenham, and they scored early doors.
"After that, we got into the game and had a couple of good chances. The boys
started to dominate a little bit and we passed the ball well. It was a good
game, rather than being a 'friendly' with the boys just going through the
motions. They worked hard. "Jordan Spence was our captain and he was good
and led by example. It was also good to see Matt come back in as it was his
first game for a while. "Frank was back and he put a good shift in up front.
He had the two best chances we created and, to be honest, I would have
expected him to do a bit better, but at least he was there in the place to
have the opportunity to miss them, which was a good thing."
Dyer's reserves return to competitive action with a Barclays Premier Reserve
League South trip to Barnet FC's Underhill Stadium to take on Arsenal next
Monday evening, with kick-off at 7pm.

West Ham United reserves: Kurucz, Modelski, Spence, Fry, Brown, Wearen,
Payne, Lee, Okus, Abdulla, Nouble
Subs: Loveday, Brookes, McNaughton, Barrett, Dixon

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N'Gala joins Plymouth
WHUFC.com
Academy graduate Bondz N'Gala is to join Plymouth Argyle for the rest of the
2009/10 season
16.03.2010

West Ham United central defender Bondz N'Gala has joined Plymouth Argyle on
loan until the end of the season. The 20-year-old will go straight into
Argyle's squad for their Championship match at Bristol City on Tuesday
night. Plymouth will be his fourth loan club after previous spells at
Weymouth, Milton Keynes Dons and Scunthorpe United - the latter spell seeing
him play three games in the second tier of English football last October.
The imposing Forest Gate-born N'Gala has progressed through the Academy
ranks since joining as a 13-year-old. He has gone on to captain the reserves
and made his first-team debut back in September last year as a late
substitute in the 3-1 defeat by Bolton Wanderers in the Carling Cup third
round. Reserve-team manager Alex Dyer said: "I wish Bondz all the luck. I
made him captain when I took charge of the reserves and he was excellent. He
is hard-working and I am glad he has got this opportunity to play regularly
as it will help improve him as a player. "I will keep an eye on him down
there and follow what he does with interest. Bondz won't let anyone down and
he will always give 100 per cent. He needs to learn his trade and have the
chance to play first-team football."

The 6'2-tall N'Gala joins Holmar Orn Eyjolfsson and Freddie Sears out on
loan. Sears is at Coventry City and was an unused substitute last Saturday
when they drew 1-1 at Plymouth to maintain their push for a play-off
position. Eyjolfsson has been a regular in central defence at Belgian
top-flight club KSV Roeselare since joining in January.

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Calum on his way
KUMB.com
Filed: Tuesday, 16th March 2010
By: Staff Writer

Calum Davenport is set to leave West Ham having agreed to mutually terminate
his contract, according to reports. Today's Sun claims that the United
defender - who has been out of action since being involved in a domestic
incident that almost cost him his career after he was stabbed in both legs -
has agreed to accept £250,000, around four months' wages, to nullify his
contract with West Ham. 27-year-old Davenport - who is currently on bail
until August having denied charges of assaulting his sister during the
aforementioned incident - joined the Irons from Tottenham for £3million in
January 2007 but has managed just 13 starts in all competitions since. His
current spell at the club is his second following a loan stay during Alan
Pardew's reign between September and November of 2004 - a spell in which he
managed 10 Championship starts. Davenport is set to leave West Ham at the
end of the current season regardless of West Ham's final league position,
according to the story.

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Pilgrims seal N'Gala deal
Hammers defender to see out season at Home Park
Last updated: 16th March 2010
SSN

Plymouth Argyle have finalised the signing of West Ham United defender Bondz
N'Gala on loan for the rest of the season. N'Gala had been expected to join
the Championship strugglers last week, but has now signed in time to be
available for Tuesday's game against Bristol City. He has made just one
senior appearance for the Hammers and the Premier League club hope the
20-year-old will benefit from his time at Home Park. Reserve-team manager
Alex Dyer told the club's official website: "I wish Bondz all the luck. I
made him captain when I took charge of the reserves and he was excellent.
"He is hard-working and I am glad he has got this opportunity to play
regularly as it will help improve him as a player. "I will keep an eye on
him down there and follow what he does with interest. Bondz won't let anyone
down and he will always give 100 per cent. He needs to learn his trade and
have the chance to play first-team football." N'Gala made two appearances on
loan for Plymouth's Championship rivals Scunthorpe United earlier this
season and he has previously had a stint at MK Dons.

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Kev set to Hammer Katsidis
The Sun
By GAVIN GLICKSMAN
Published: 16 Mar 2010

WEST HAM fan Kevin Mitchell will face Michael Katsidis at Upton Park on May
15. The venue for Mitchell's crack at the interim WBO lightweight title is
due to be confirmed on Wednesday. And promoter Frank Warren is confident the
unbeaten Dagenham Destroyer will lift the belt in front of a packed crowd.
Warren said: "It's a much bigger fight than people think it's going to be.
"Kevin's got a big following in that part of the world and no one's ever
promoted a world title fight in West Ham. "Dagenham will be empty and
hopefully the rest of the East End will as well."

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Davenport seeks clean break from West Ham
Published 17:26 16/03/10 By James Nursey
The Mirror

Calum Davenport wants a settlement on his West Ham contract so he can prove
his fitness at another club before the summer. Defender Davenport, 27, has
not played for the Hammers since last May after horrendous leg injuries in
an alleged stabbing by his sister's boyfriend. The ex-Tottenham star, who
earns £20,000-a-week at Upton Park, is due to stand trial at Luton Crown
Court in August for assaulting his sister Cara in the incident last August.
West Ham have controversially refused to pay Davenport's wages since January
following David Sullivan and David Gold's takeover. But Davenport's
contract is up in the summer and he is in negotiations with West Ham for a
pay-off so he can leave immediately. Davenport then hopes to find a new club
to train with to prove his fitness and move as a free agent this summer. A
source said: "Calum hasn't reached an agreement with West Ham yet but both
parties think it would be best if he has a fresh start."

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Shameless West Ham owner David Sullivan calls on fans to loosen the purse
strings
By Sportsmail Reporter Last updated at 7:07 PM on 16th March 2010
Daily Mail

Shameless West Ham co-owner David Sullivan is pleading with their million
armchair supporters to spend some money on the club and help them get out of
their financial mess.
Sullivan and David Gold are desperate to ease the crippling £110m debt which
they inherited from the former Icelandic owners when they took control of
the club back in January. Sullivan has no doubts that West Ham can become a
major European force within the next seven years but they need all their fan
base to plough some much needed money back into the club as the majority
choose to stay away from Upton Park. With West Ham facing a major relegation
dogfight, Sullivan has stressed the importance of their fans playing a major
role in helping them to retain their Premier League status. Sullivan said:
'We have a million supporters who probably haven't seen us play in the last
ten years and I bet 950,000 of them haven't even bought any club
merchandise. 'However, these million people would still highly regard
themselves as West Ham fans. 'David Gold and I are typical of maybe a
million Hammers fans. Other than when Birmingham maybe played West Ham, we
never saw them in the last 20 years. But, still we regarded ourselves as
West Ham fans.'As our accounts published, the club is in a mess, but with
the help of our million supporters, we will dig ourselves out of it. 'Within
five to seven years I believe we can be a power in British and European
football. We expect to make progress season on season until we become a
great side again. 'We need the help now of our million armchair-supporters
because we know they are just that - supporters. 'Come to a game before the
end of the season, buy something from the club shops, visit our website or
use a West Ham credit card. We need everyone to do something for the club we
all love.'

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4 Points Safe, Davenport's Pay off and Parker for England?
West Ham Till I Die

SSN have reported that the High Court today supported Pompey's current
administration process and rejected the HMRC's request for a winding up
order. That means that the 4 points won against Pompey, this season, are
likely to be safe, which is good news for us.

However, I am also pleased for Portsmouth and their fans. Although the drop
into the Championship is a certainty, this does buy them time to try to find
a new buyer and secure the long term future of the club. No genuine
football fan, no matter how partisan, really wants to see another club go
under and Pompey are a good club, with a history and traditions. Hopefully
they will now find some financial stability and come again in the future.

It has also been reported via other media outlets that the club have
negotiated a pay off with Callum Davenport. The player suffered a vicious,
career threatening assault and then, in turn, become the subject of a
prosecution. I do not feel the need to comment on that any further, but I
do hope that Davenport makes a full recovery and is able to continue his
playing career. If this report is true then he will be looking to make a
new start elsewhere. Good luck to him.

I think that everything that needs to be said about the Chelski performance
has been said. We were always up against it in this fixture and the team
did extremely well to go in at half time at 1-1. Zola's starting line up
was a bit of a puzzle, with Ilan and Mido starting up front and potential
match winners Cole and Diamanti warming the bench. Cole was either dropped
after his disappointing display against Bolton or his knee needed to be
rested?

The issue of Cole's knee condition has been raised a few times now. Yet it
has not been confirmed by the club, one way or the other, whether it is a
temporary condition or something that he needs to live with? Under these
circumstances, it is also an open question if the knee is presently
affecting his mobility and whether in future it wil need to be periodically
rested?

Ilan and Kovac were very disappointing against Chelski. Ilan was not at the
races and Kovac's distribution continues to let him down. Kovac has
significantly improved his defensive play, but his poor distribution remains
his Achilles heel. He will probably do a job against most PL teams, but it
is also likely that his shortcomings will continue to be exposed against the
top sides.

On the plus side, young Daprela did well again. He obviously lacks
experience, but is clearly made of the right stuff. Gabbidon made a
reasonable return and, overall, Upson played Drogba well. However, the
shining star in claret and blue was once again Scott Parker. This was
probably Parker's best performance in a season of sterling performances. He
was everywhere, winning challenges and driving the team forward. He then
capped it off with that wonderful strike. The question now is will it make
the short list for the MoTD goal of the month for March, with all those Man
Utd and Liverpool tap ins from 2 yards as stiff competition?

Seriously though, Parker really showed his quality in front of a watching
Capello. With Hargreaves out of the World Cup, England need a player like
Parker in the squad. Can he make a late challenge for a place in the WC
squad? On that mega-form, yes why not?

SJ. Chandos.

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Hitchcock steps in to replace Miklosko at West Ham
17.03.10 | tribalfootball.com

Kevin Hitchcock is set to be named new West Ham United goalkeeper coach. The
Mirror says West Ham legend Ludo Miklosko has been axed as the Hammers'
goalkeeping coach - in a behind-the-scenes move that will shock fans. Giant
Miklosko was a key part of Gianfranco Zola's staff but he is being moved out
and will be replaced by the experienced Hitchcock. Miklosko was a hero as a
player for the Hammers and a popular face around the club when he returned
as a coach, but he has been shifted out in a surprise shake-up. Hitchcock
was at Chelsea at the same time as Zola and coach Steve Clarke, but tongues
may also wag about his links with Mark Hughes - the boss tipped as a
potential future manager at Upton Park.

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Hammers target Pompey's Piquionne and Dindane
By Harry Harris, Football Correspondent
ESPN
March 16, 2010

West Ham are targeting both Portsmouth strikers Frederic Piquionne and Aruna
Dindane, as potential summer transfers. The Hammers brought in three
strikers - Benni McCarthy, Mido and Ilan - in the January transfer window,
but are interested in bringing in even more goalscoring potential once the
window opens again. Piquionne has made a big impact with Pompey despite
their incredible off-pitch traumas and, with an exodus expected at Fratton
Park, will almost certainly leave the club once his loan period from Lyon
ends. ''I am still under contract at Lyon,'' he told L'Equipe. ''I was at
the match against Real Madrid. But if they let me leave last summer that
means they do not really rely on me. ''Other forwards have come in since
then, and they cost a lot of money. I don't want to go back to Lyon and sit
on the bench. My preference would be to stay in England. I hope to make the
most of the final few months I have at Portsmouth and attract interest from
some English clubs.'' Dindane is another loanee who won't be extending his
deal from Lens, while Algerian defender Nadir Belhadj who cost £4.4 million
when he signed from the French club last January will be one of Pompey's
most saleable assets.

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Tuesday, March 16

Daily WHUFC News - 16th March 2010

Tony Carr Testimonial update
WHUFC.com
Academy Director Tony Carr brings fans up to date with the latest
preparations for his Testimonial match
15.03.2010

Academy Director Tony Carr has given the first of his updates ahead of his
Testimonial match, which will take place at the Boleyn Ground on Wednesday 5
May, with kick-off at 7.45pm. Click here for up to date ticket information

Hello everyone.

We are now on a countdown towards the match and, with only six weeks to go,
it's just a question of waiting for the respective managers to give their
permission for their players to take part. All the letters have gone out and
the lads have agreed in principal to take part, including the Chelsea boys
Joe Cole, Frank Lampard and John Terry, and the Manchester United boys Rio
Ferdinand and Michael Carrick. Players from clubs as varied as Luton Town,
Swansea City and Hull City have been invited to take part, so there are lots
of players who have been asked to be involved. It is now a question of them
being permitted to play by their managers, and subject to them not being
involved in cup competitions or play-offs during that week. From my point of
view, it would be nice if the Premier League issues are resolved before the
final week of the season, as it might give Carlo Ancelotti and Sir Alex
Ferguson a little nudge towards releasing all their players for me! I'm very
hopeful that all the managers will allow their players to take part, but it
is now a question of waiting for the official confirmation letters to come
through. We have had a special claret and blue shirt made by Umbro for the
event, complete with a specially-designed badge, which we will wear on the
night.

Testimonial

Supporters might not be aware but, as the home team, my All Stars will be
wearing the claret and blue and West Ham United, who have been invited, will
have to wear their away kit. We are still discussing who will have use of
the home dressing room! Regardless of who takes part, it will be a good
night, anyway, and tickets are now on sale from the Ticket Office and are
being snapped up. Executive boxes will also be available on the night for
those who would like to watch the match in more luxurious surroundings.
These will be made available first to the existing box holders before being
put on sale for £750, with each box holding up to ten people. I think this
is good value, because if everybody turns out, there could be ten members of
England's FIFA World Cup squad in action. This match will be a celebration
not only of my career, but also of the careers of the players involved and
how far they have come in the game since their young days at West Ham. I'm
really looking forward to the night and I'd like to thank my Testimonial
committee for all the hard work they are putting in - including Alvin Martin
and Tony Cottee, who have become my unofficial PR men and are spreading the
word through the media! I will be back soon with an update, including
details of a couple of extra-special guest players who I have invited to
take part.

Keep a close eye on whufc.com for further important announcements over the
coming weeks.

Tony Carr
Academy Director

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Benni back for final push
WHUFC.com
The manager is banking on Benni McCarthy playing a key role for the club in
the final nine matches
15.03.2010

Benni McCarthy is back in contention and Gianfranco Zola is banking on his
South Africa striker playing a part in the club's survival fight. The
January recruit has endured a frustrating start to his claret and blue
career after suffering a knee injury in the first half of his debut at
Burnley on 6 February. He finally returned to the first-team fold at the
weekend for the trip to Chelsea but was not used off the bench. Zola hopes
another week at Chadwell Heath will put him in good stead for Saturday's
trip to Arsenal. "He has a lot of faith in his ability. He's a big player.
He was training the whole of last week. He started very slowly, but towards
the end you could see him improving. "This week he will be at his top. We
are relying a lot on his experience and knowledge. He has played important
games in his career. We are expecting nine very important games. His
experience and quality will be vital for us."

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Tough defeat for Eyjolfsson
WHUFC.com
Holmar Orn Eyjolfsson's education continued in Belgium with another full
weekend run-out
15.03.2010

Holmar Orn Eyjolfsson was unfortunate to be on the losing side on Sunday
night as KSV Roeselare side lost by the narrowest of margins at high-flying
Club Brugge KV. The Hammers youngster, still only 19, played another 90
minutes at the heart of the defence as his Belgian loan club more than held
their own against their hosts. Club Brugge had been reduced to ten men on
the half-hour mark but the visitors were to have two of their own dismissed
by the 72nd minute. Club Brugge made their superiority tell eight minutes
from time when Dorge Kouemaha broke Roeselare hearts to record a 1-0 win.
Iceland Under-21 central defender Eyjolfsson, who has been on loan from West
Ham since January, will hope for better in the first leg of the Belgian Cup
semi-final against KSV Cercle Brugge on Wednesday night. Then, with one
match of the regular season left, Roeselare need to lift themselves above
15th spot - the relegation/promotion play-off position. They are a point
behind KSC Lokeren OV with a final home game KVC Westerlo to come next
Sunday. Lokeren have to sign-off against runaway leaders RSC Anderlecht
ahead of the start of the six-team post-season play-off to determine the
national champions.

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Parker praises Zola
Hammers skipper hails boss
By Chris Burton Last updated: 15th March 2010
SSN

Scott Parker insists Gianfranco Zola has the full support of the West Ham
dressing room. The Hammers have been unable to shake off relegation troubles
this term, with a 4-1 defeat at Chelsea on Saturday dropping them back into
the mix. They are precariously perched just three points above the zone,
with just nine games remaining in which to secure top-flight survival. While
the situation facing the capital club is far from ideal, Zola is yet to find
himself under mounting pressure. The likeable Italian is still widely
regarded as the ideal man for the job, with Parker keen to offer his support
to the Upton Park management team. "I know everyone says nice men don't make
good managers but everybody in that changing room would back him (Zola) to
the hilt," said the Hammers skipper. "He's got Steve Clarke alongside him
and they work well together. "Gianfranco has that tough side. When you are
so passionate about football, as he is, whether you are a nice guy or not,
that passionate side is going to come out."
Meanwhile, Parker has also revealed that he is still hoping to force his way
into the England fold ahead of this summer's World Cup. "I always think
about England," he said.
"When every squad is named, I think maybe I could have a chance or come in
if somebody gets injured. "But if I'm being honest, I would have thought I
would have been involved a little bit more by now. "All I can do is keep
playing well for West Ham. If something comes of that, then brilliant."

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Calum out with a £250,000 pay off
The Sun
By ANDREW DILLON
Published: Today

CALUM DAVENPORT has played his last game for West Ham after agreeing a
£250,000 pay-off. The defender is back in training after suffering horrific
leg injuries in an alleged stabbing by his sister's boyfriend last year. But
Hammers are desperate to trim costs and the £16,000-a-week centre-half is
one of a number of players set for the Upton Park exit in the clearout by
new owners David Sullivan and David Gold. Davenport has been charged with
assaulting his sister Cara and is due to stand trial at Luton Crown Court in
August. West Ham were ordered to start paying Davenport again after
initially stopping the player's wages in the wake of the incident.
Davenport, 27, has played just 13 times for West Ham since his £3million
transfer from London rivals Tottenham in 2007. His last appearance for them
was in the 4-1 victory over Portsmouth on Boxing Day 2008. West Ham are also
curbing overnight hotel stays for the squad ahead of London away games in a
bid to cut costs. Nearly all Premier League teams stay together the night
before games at rival grounds at a cost of around £10,000. But Gianfranco
Zola's players will stay at home this Friday night before meeting up ahead
of their match against Arsenal at the Emirates on Saturday night. An Upton
Park insider said: "The feeling is to make London away games more like home
games, so why stay away the night before?"

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West Ham legend Miklosko axed as goalkeeping coach - Exclusive
Published 23:00 15/03/10 By Alan Nixon
The Mirror

West Ham legend Ludo Miklosko has been axed as the Hammers' goalkeeping
coach - in a behind-the-scenes move that will shock fans. Giant Miklosko was
a key part of Gianfranco Zola's staff but he is being moved out and will be
replaced by the experienced Kevin Hitchcock. Miklosko was a hero as a player
for the Hammers and a popular face around the club when he returned as a
coach, but he has been shifted out in a surprise shake-up. Hitchcock was at
Chelsea at the same time as Zola and coach Steve Clarke, but tongues may
also wag about his links with Mark Hughes - the boss tipped as a potential
future manager at Upton Park. The experienced goalkeeping coach was with
Hughes at both Blackburn and Manchester City before being made redundant
when Sparky was sacked at Eastlands last December.

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West Ham owner Sullivan offers huge rent for Olympic Stadium14 March 2010
By Adam Fraser
SportsProMedia.com

West Ham co-owner David Sullivan has indicated that the club would be
willing to pay hundreds of thousands of pounds in rent for every home match
if the club is given permission to move to London's Olympic Stadium after
the 2012 Olympic Games.

As part of the BBC School Report News Day last week, Sullivan was
interviewed by schoolchildren about his plans for the club. According to the
BBC, Sullivan suggested that West Ham would pay half of the gate receipts
for each home match - totalling hundreds of thousands of pounds - in rent to
the Olympic Park Legacy Company (OPLC).

The future of the stadium has been hotly debated ever since London was
awarded the Games. West Ham are keen to move in, and the Hammers' arrival
would guarantee large crowds continuing to use the stadium. In a similar
fashion, the stadium used for the Commonwealth Games in Manchester has since
become home to Manchester City. Boris Johnson, the mayor of London, has led
the campaign to have the stadium included as a venue should England win the
right to host the 2018 Fifa World Cup.

•Things finally looking up at West Ham as new board slashes debt
•West Ham's Olympic stadium plans dealt blow by Jowell
However, many key figures feel the Olympic stadium should be kept as an
athletics venue, with a reduced capacity of 25,000.

In January, West Ham co-owner David Gold dismissed suggestions made by West
Ham vice-chairman, Karren Brady that the club could change its name to West
Ham Olympic if it moves into the Olympic stadium.

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Whatever happened to Joe Cole?
Monday, 15 March 2010 15:45 Rating
FootballTalentSpotter.com
The 25-yard volley against Sweden in the 2006 World Cup. Turning to leave
three defenders for dead and blasting the ball into Edwin Van Der Sar's top
corner against Manchester United, to help Chelsea to the league title in
2006. These are just two of Joe Cole's greatest individual moments on the
football pitch and how we all remember him best. But what's happened to the
man who once showed so much promise to be that 'flair' player both Chelsea
and England have been after for so long? A spate of injuries have cut many
of the midfielder's seasons painfully short, but the 28-year-old has always
had that bouncebackability Iain Dowie loved so much. Injury after injury
never stopped Cole coming straight back into the side and hitting top form.
If anything, his hunger for success and determination to prove himself found
new heights after every return from the physio room. But this season things
have been different for the former West Ham man.
Whether because he doesn't think his diamond formation suits Cole, or
whether he just doesn't rate him, Carlo Ancelotti has so far almost refused
to give the midfielder a chance to cement his place in the side. The form
of both Florent Malouda and more evidently, Deco, has been questionable as
the campaign has progressed, so there should certainly be no concerns over
dropping in-form players for the Chelsea manager. And indeed, some games
have been screaming out for the introduction of Joe Cole. The away tie
against Inter Milan desperately needed some creativity which the midfielder
has in abundance, yet he was an unused substitute.
And the Blues' faithful are becoming almost as frustrated with the situation
as Cole himself must be, especially in a World Cup season. There can be
little doubt that if Cole were to be given a run of games, he would
recapture the form of previous seasons and, particularly with England's
injury woes, a few run-outs for Ancelotti's side would surely secure his
seat on the plane to South Africa. So, come on Carlo, as Spandau Ballet once
sang…Always believe in Joe Cole!

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FURTHER DELAY IN SIGNING OF PAIR
Tuesday, March 16, 2010, 07:00
This Is Plymouth

THERE has been a further delay in Plymouth Argyle's attempts to sign
defender Bondz N'Gala on a one-month loan from West Ham United. And new
Pilgrims' left-back Onismor Bhasera has yet to be granted an employment visa
for the UK. There was still a chance N'Gala could complete his proposed move
before Argyle's Championship clash against West Country rivals Bristol City
at Home Park tonight (7.45pm). But Bhasera, a Zimbabwe international, will
definitely not be available. Head coach Paul Mariner revealed after the 2-0
defeat away to Queens Park Rangers last Tuesday that N'Gala, 20, was poised
to sign for the Pilgrims. Now, nearly a week later, the West Ham centre-back
has still to put pen to paper. Mariner could not offer any explanation for
the delay, but it has clearly been a considerable frustration for him.
N'Gala saw the Pilgrims play against Coventry but, for some unexplained
reason, there has continued to be a hold-up. Mariner said: "We are still
trying to resolve the N'Gala situation. I can't really tell you why it has
been dragging on so long. "He was at the game on Saturday and I thought
everything was finalised, but obviously it's not." When it was put to
Mariner the delay could have been caused by another club, closer to London,
taking an interest in N'Gala, he replied: "I honestly don't know."
Bhasera has already agreed a two-and-a-half year contract with Argyle. That
follows the club's successful appeal for him to be awarded a work permit
last week. But the left-back, who has been training with Argyle over the
past month, has yet to receive his employment visa. It is hoped Bhasera will
be available for the Pilgrims' trip to relegation rivals Scunthorpe United
on Saturday. Mariner has confirmed there are three trialists currently
training at Home Park, but he would not reveal the names of any of them. He
said: "Two of them had their first day with us yesterday. "We didn't do a
great deal obviously, because of the workload of the players, but they
looked fine. "They are here all week, so we will be able to assess what's
going on."
None of the trio are on trial with a view to signing before the Football
League's deadline for loan deals on Thursday, March 25. Instead, Mariner is
taking a look at them as possible recruits over the summer. Meanwhile, the
second month of goalkeeper David Stockdale's loan spell from Fulham to
Argyle will end after the trip to Scunthorpe. But Mariner is planning on
extending it for a third and final month, subject to the approval of Fulham.
Stockdale has started 10 successive matches since signing for Argyle in
January and displacing Romain Larrieu. Argyle and West Bromwich Albion have
both been fined £20,000 by the Football Association for failing to control
their players. But £7,500 of the fine for each club has been suspended until
June 1, 2011. A mass confrontation occurred when West Brom midfielder Jerome
Thomas was sent off in the Championship clash at Home Park on February 6.
Thomas saw red for a tackle on Argyle defender David McNamee in stoppage
time at the end of West Brom's 1-0 win. He was later banned for violent
conduct.

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Monday, March 15

Daily WHUFC News - 15th March 2010

Manager on Monday
WHUFC.com
Arsenal lie in wait next and Gianfranco Zola knows his team will have to
find something special to do well
15.03.2010

Gianfranco Zola will look to push his players hard this week as he looks to
get the club back to winning ways as soon as possible.

Next Saturday sees the first of three matches in eight days that will do
much to define the Hammers' season. After the obvious disappointment of a
4-1 reverse at Chelsea, Gianfranco Zola knows his men will have another
tough test away to Arsenal before they can think about the visits of
Wolverhampton Wanderers and Stoke City.

He has plenty to ponder, including the impact of a 4-5-1 formation at the
weekend that saw him rest Carlton Cole, who had not trained fully in the
preceding week, and Alessandro Diamanti. Zola will hope Guille Franco will
be back in contention next time after a back problem while Benni McCarthy
will benefit from another week of training.

"I made some changes at Chelsea and I will judge in the week what to do next
time," Zola said. "I really pay attention to how the players train, their
form, their condition and then I make my choices. We have players coming
back from injury and I have plenty of options. In football another game
could bring anything and I will go to Arsenal with a positive approach."

One man who is sure to be on the manager's team-sheet is Scott Parker, who
scored a stunning equaliser that briefly gave hope to the fantastic visiting
support before Chelsea powered through with three unanswered second-half
strikes. The Hammer of the Year will not give up his crown without a fight.

"In the middle Scott Parker was in my opinion dominating the scene and we
looked we could've got something. But that is the difference with teams like
Chelsea. They punish you when you make mistakes.

"Scott is unbelievable. He scored a great goal to equalise. I keep saying to
him to focus on his shooting because it would make a big difference to his
game. But other than the goal he was excellent. There was a moment at the
end of the first half and the start of the second half when he was
completely in control, actually we were in control as a team."

The manager had decided to play with Kieron Dyer and Ilan in wide positions,
explaining their extra pace and his attempt to play on the counterattack as
the reason for opting for them over Alessandro Diamanti. In dropping Cole in
favour of Mido, he said he had taken into account his lack of training as he
bids to come back to full fitness for the run-in.

"This time was an opportunity to give someone else a chance. Carlton is OK.
We are all part of a group, Cole has always played but sometimes somebody
else plays especially when you have not trained all week like he has.

"I thought there could have been something for us from the match but teams
like Chelsea can always come back and punish you and that was the case. We
have to try to learn from such experiences and how to handle such pressure.

"We didn't deal well with their goals and it is something we will be working
on. We will sort it out and I am certain we can turn it around. It was hard
and painful to lose at Chelsea but there is no time for me or the players to
dwell on that. We have to stay focused and give everything we can."

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Parker praises fans
WHUFC.com
Goalscorer Scott Parker has thanked the supporters who cheered West Ham
United on at Chelsea
15.03.2010

Scott Parker has thanked West Ham United's supporters for their unwavering
vocal support during Saturday's 4-1 Barclays Premier League defeat at
Chelsea. The Hammer of the Year, who netted the Hammers' consolation goal
with a 30-yard screamer to level the score at 1-1 on the half-hour mark,
admitted to being disappointed to concede three second-half goals at
Stamford Bridge.

However, the England midfielder was effusive in his praise for the 3,000
fans who made their way to west London to cheer their team on from before
kick-off until well after the final whistle.

"The fans were absolutely brilliant. That was the one thing we said when we
went into the changing rooms afterwards. There were a couple of positives,
but if there was one massive thing, I think it was the crowd. We heard them
singing even when their fourth goal went in.

"For a player, you can't explain how much that helps you. At times, it is
hard out there and when you know your supporters are with you, you find that
extra little bit. When the going gets tough and your fans get restless, it
becomes ten times harder than it would be otherwise, so it was brilliant
that they stayed with us and long may that continue."

For Parker, the joy of scoring a spectacular first goal of the season
against one of his former clubs was tempered by the disappointment of
watching goals from Didier Drogba and Florent Malouda deny West Ham a point
they looked capable of securing at half-time.

The visitors made a fast start - no doubt conscious of the poor opening they
made against Bolton Wanderers a week previously - only to fall behind to
Alex's 13th-minute header. Even then, Gianfranco Zola's side refused to
buckle, and went in level at the interval courtesy of Parker's unstoppable
half-volley.

After the break, however, Chelsea took control, and never looked like
throwing their lead away again once Drogba had headed home ten minutes into
the second period.

"It was disappointing. We started the game pretty well. We had a gameplan
which was working. They got a goal and we got back into it and maybe if we'd
held on for a little bit longer then we may have got something out of the
game, maybe a draw, but they showed their quality in the end. They were
clinical in their finishing and won the game quite comfortably in the end.

"It's clearly obvious. You only have to see the players they have in their
team to know they are strong. It was always going to be a tough game for us.
Saying that, I thought the first half and even the start of the second half
were encouraging. Once they got their second goal they killed the game a
little bit, kept the ball and made it difficult for us.

"It was nice to score. Obviously I was due a goal as I hadn't scored in a
while. It was pleasing. I have been practising my shooting in training and I
was glad it went in. It was just a shame we couldn't hold on to it and get
something out of the game."

With a trip to Arsenal to come on Saturday, Parker called on his team-mates
to produce the same tenacious display they put on during the opening 45
minutes at Stamford Bridge for the full 90 at the Emirates Stadium.

"We are in a difficult position at the moment, but we've got some important
home games and we've got to just keep fighting and keep showing the spirit
and picking some points up along the way.

"I think we've got to maintain what we did in the first half at Chelsea. In
the second half, there were times when we got a little bit sloppy and made a
couple of little mistakes which cost us. That happens when you go to teams
like that. They've got the quality and it's case of your luck being in and
them missing them and you can go up the other end and get something and hang
on. That's the reality of it."

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Vinny's Chelsea Report
Vinny - Sun Mar 14 2010
West Ham Online

Chelsea 4 West Ham United 1

Another week and another defeat for Gianfranco Zola's hapless West Ham side
who were brushed aside by Chelsea as the search for a first away win since
the opening game of the season goes on.

There was never any doubt that this was going to be a mountainous task and
coming off the back of a terrible performance against Bolton last weekend
there was little confidence that we could somehow beat Chelsea on their own
patch.

But despite this losing still hurts and being beaten 4-1 by any team is not
something I enjoy regardless of the opposition.

We lacked an attacking threat and never looked as though we could hurt
Chelsea especially in the second half when some of our play was abysmal and
Chelsea were able to deal with anything we had to offer with considerable
ease. Mix this with some very soft defending and the scoreline reads just
about right.

Of course we did manage to get ourselves back into the game in the first
half when Scott Parker scored a truly sensational goal but we were there for
the taking and some of the changes that Zola made to the side were puzzling
to say the least and many were uncalled for.

Zola made five changes to the side that were beaten by Bolton last Saturday.
In defence Fabio Daprela made his full league debut at left back as Julien
Faubert was out with injury. This saw Jonathan Spector go to right back.

At centre half James Tomkins was dropped to the subs bench and replaced by
Danny Gabbidon. I had forgotten that Gabbidon existed given the length of
time he has been out and the fact he has not even been getting on the bench.

In midfield Alessandro Diamanti was dropped to the bench and replaced by
Kieron Dyer who was making one of those rare starts. Dyer was on the left
hand side of midfield. Behrami and Parker were in the centre and to me it
looked as though Kovac was on the right hand side.

Up front Carlton Cole was dropped to the bench, Franco was missing
altogether and this saw Ilan and Mido come into the side. It seems to be the
consensus that Ilan was playing in midfield but although he was playing off
Mido he certainly was no midfielder.

A few of these changes baffled me and I really could not work out what Zola
was trying to do other than make it easy for his former club in their quest
to win the league. The Daprela change made sense but dropping Diamanti and
Cole was very odd considering that they are our main source of goals.

Starting for Chelsea was former Hammer Frank Lampard Junior who left the
club in 2001 after making over 150 appearances.

We had sold out our allocation of tickets and the West Ham fans were in fine
voice throughout the afternoon with many of the fans escorted to the ground
by the police whilst belting out 'Bubbles'. After around six different
security checks into the ground we went. My seat was the front row, next to
the segregation behind the goal which I can't say is my favourite type of
position to watch a game from.

Chelsea started brightly as you would have expected but it was us who had
the first golden chance of the game. It was a decent move which saw Kovac
loft the ball over the top into the area for Spector to get the better of
Ferreira with the loose ball falling to Mido who did well to knock it back
for Ilan who somehow blazed his shot over the bar from a few yards out.

This was the wake up call the home side needed and they took the game to us
from then on with our defence playing very deep in an effort to prevent
Drogba and Anelka from getting in behind them with their pace.

The main man for Chelsea was Malouda on the left hand side who was giving
Spector a very tough time. Spector had no cover with there being no right
hand sided player willing to help him out. If this was in fact supposed to
be Ilan covering then I don't really understand why this was let continue
for so long as Spector was getting murdered.

And when Malouda won a corner off Spector a Chelsea goal was soon to follow
as the ball was head clear only as far as John Terry who played the ball
back to Malouda and the cross was met by the head of defender Alex who
pulled away from his marker (Kovac) easily and sent his header past Green.

Chelsea were close to grabbing a quick second goal after our midfield was
disposed and Chelsea broke well with Lampard Junior feeding Malouda who
crossed to the back post where the ball bounced off the knee of Upson and
looped onto the cross bar and was eventually cleared as we were looking
severely on the ropes.

Despite having offered very little going forward and looked as though we
were just about to fall apart on the half hour mark we found ourselves back
in the game with a special goal from a special player.

Dyer took a throw in and gave it to Parker who took a touch and hit a quite
stunning shot past the Chelsea keeper. It was a remarkable strike and one
which he hit so cleanly that no keeper would have stopped that.

I tried to contain myself with the Chelsea fans next to me but found it
difficult given the totally surprise of the goal. If there was any doubt who
was getting my player of the season vote there certainly wasn't now as
Parker again showed what a quality player he is.

Chelsea only managed to create one more good chance before the break with
Lampard Jr. hitting a shot from outside the area which Robert Green was
equal to and pushed away for a corner.

To go in at half time on level terms seemed to give the fans a buzz although
I couldn't help thinking that despite the great goal we had offered so
little and if Chelsea upped their game just a bit more we would be brushed
aside.

Chelsea looked to come at us as the second half began and this was to be
expected. Some good defending from Daprela prevented Ballack from scoring as
the Swiss left back glanced the ball away with his head.

But with only around ten minutes of the second period gone Chelsea did
regain their lead. Every goal is disappointing to concede but this one was
even more so given that we had the ball in the Chelsea half with Dyer who
played it into Mido but the Egyptian striker failed to release the ball
early and was dispossessed giving Chelsea the chance to break.

John Terry made a strong run forward and the ball found it's way out to
Malouda who had tormented us all day long and his pinpoint cross into the
area found the head of Drogba who had the easy task of scoring from a few
yards out.

And that really was that. Changed needed to be made but Zola seemed to take
an age to do so. The game was crying out for Cole and Diamanti to give us
that bit of attacking spark.

Chelsea were rampant at this point and a cross from Ivanovic found the head
of Alex only for Robert Green to make a quite wonderful save to claw the
ball out and although John Terry was following in he could not convert.

The changes were eventually made by Zola with Dyer and Mido coming off for
Carlton Cole and Junior Stanislas. This though did not really change the way
we were playing with Ilan still not getting involved in the game and one
does have to ask how on earth he managed to stay on the pitch as long as he
did.

Chelsea finished the game off with another counter attacking move with
Malouda again the main man as he burst into the area as our defence created
a nice little gap for him as they backed off and he hit a smart shot past
Green.

With seven minutes remaining Ilan was removed by Zola with Diamanti coming
on but by then it was far too late and hardly worth doing.

Stanislas and Cole looked lively when they came on and linked up a couple of
times but chances were rarely made with a turn and shot from Cole being the
best of them and believe me it wasn't very good.

Chelsea were close to finding another when Malouda played a low cross into
the area and Lampard Jr. seemed poised to score but his attempted hit the
post and came out with Daprela blocking Drogba's effort.

They would get the fourth goal in injury time with Lampard Jr. hitting a
power shot which Green could not handle and Drogba was on hand to score his
second of the game and wrap up an easy victory for our West London
neighbours.

Beaten by a much better side no doubt but that still doesn't make me feel
any better. Relegation looms and the pressure is really on Mr Zola.

Player Reviews

Robert Green
Should have done better with the fourth goal as his failure to hold gifted
it to Drogba. Made a stunning save from Alex in the second half somehow
keeping out his header. His kicking was too bad and there little he could do
about the other three goals.

Jonathan Spector
Playing in his more familiar right back position Spector was absolutely
murdered by Malouda to the point that if Spector had decided to just leave
the pitch it wouldn't have made any difference.

Danny Gabbidon
Back in the team and backing off players as usual. I've never seen a player
run backwards as much as Gabbidon who seems to be a defender who doesn't
actually want to make a tackle. The player who won the Hammer of the year in
2005-06 is long gone.

Matthew Upson
Stood up well to Drogba in the first half but as Chelsea overran us in the
second period Upson looked shaky and little mistakes were starting to creep
into his game as panic settled into our team. Upson was good was good in the
air for the most part but his distribution of the ball was not really the
standard we expect from a player likely to start in the World Cup for
England.

Fabio Daprela
Talk about being thrown in at the deep end. With Ilunga and Faubert out it
was definitely the correct decision to bring him into the side and I thought
he did well enough. He did not look too out of his depth and made some good
challenges.

Radoslav Kovac
Maybe I am just blind but he did seem to be the right hand sided midfielder
in the first half. I couldn't work out what was going on and why this was
the case and Kovac is not mobile enough to do anything in a wide area. He
did work hard but up against much better players he was made to look very
average.

Scott Parker
No surprise that I am saying once again that Parker was our best player. Not
just because of the goal but also because he was once again doing everything
he could for the team. His tackling was fantastic his ability to keep hold
of the ball and not needlessly give it away is something not many
midfielders in the Premiership can do.

Valon Behrami
He had a good first half with some of his tackling being very good and was
something that was needed to get in the faces of the Chelsea players. His
final ball was often lacking and he disappeared from the second half.

Kieron Dyer
It is hard to know what to expect from Dyer other than will he or won't he
get injured. Playing on the left he did little when on the ball and seemed
to lack that confidence in beating his man which is something we had been
looking forward to seeing Dyer do.

Ilan
A complete waste of time and it was shocking how long he was allowed to stay
on the pitch given that he did nothing at all. He was poor on the ball but
there again he hardly was ever on it. Should not have been started, did not
know where he was playing and it was like playing with a man down.

Mido
In the first half he gave as good as he got. He won a number of headers and
his performance was satisfactory. In the second half we as a team struggled
and Mido lost the ball which led to the second goal.

Subs Used

Junior Stanislas (On for Dyer 68 mins)
He is still reluctant to take his man on going doing the line. There were a
couple of occasion where it seemed that this was what he was going to do but
he continues to come inside which makes it easy for the defenders.

Carlton Cole (On for Mido 68 mins)
No doubt that he was shit last weekend but he is our main source of goals.
He is our best striker and our top goal scorer and he is rested for a game
against Chelsea whilst Mido and fucking Ilan start? If Carlton Cole is
anything over 50% fit then he must always start.

Alessandro Diamanti (On for Ilan 83 mins)
On far too late when a bit of creativity was what we needed to find some way
back into the game.

Subs Not Used: Stech, Tomkins, McCarthy, Collison

Bookings: Mido

Man Of The Match: Scott Parker

Attendance: 41,755

Overall

I know it was expected and I was fully prepared for a defeat but given our
position in the league and how we haven't seen an away win since beating
Wolves on the opening day of the season a 4-1 defeat is still hard to take.

Zola got it wrong with his tactics and some of the changes made were
unnecessary. Some could argue that we wanted him to be tougher with regards
to team selection but when you look at our bench and see Carlton Cole,
Diamanti, McCarthy and Collison you have to think that they could have all
been better choices to start the game.

I'm quite sure that Gianfranco Zola will not be removed from his position
any time soon and if this is to happen it will in the summer time. It is
pretty pointless talking about it in my opinion at this moment in time as
they are not going to cause even more instability at a club who is riddled
with just that.

Next Game - Arsenal (a)

A change of our fortunes are unlikely to be found here as Arsenal are on top
form at the moment and we are looking worse as the weeks go on. I am still
hoping (as I do in every game) that we will get something from this and with
some big performances and a little luck we may well come away with at least
a point.
I would advise Zola to play his best players though because generally when
you play your best team you have a better chance of winning a game.


Zola's View

"It was very good for 65 minutes,"

"As soon as we conceded the second goal, the boys went flat because they had
spent so much energy to contain them. Before then we looked OK, we looked
good. The second goal really killed us - after that Chelsea took advantage
of the space."

"Scott Parker's goal was a cracker. I keep telling him to shoot more than he
does. I am pleased for him. He was fantastic for us and set the tone.
Hopefully it will be the first of many."

"It is vital that you look to the positives. That doesn't mean that we will
turn our backs on the problems.

"We won't do that. As a manager I take a lot of good things. I believe all
the team worked very hard and gave everything. If we keep in that way, we
will get what we deserve.

"This attitude is going to make the difference when we play other teams. I
told the players, I am not going to give up anything. We have another tough
match against Arsenal and we won't go there thinking about anything other
than trying to get the victory."

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Franco's goal plea to Parker
The Sun
By IAN McGARRY
Published: Today

GIANFRANCO ZOLA has called on Scott Parker to grab more goals and give West
Ham's season a much-needed boost. The Hammers are still flirting with
relegation and Saturday's 4-1 defeat at Stamford Bridge did nothing to help
their cause. But manager Zola saw a positive sign in Parker's stunning
equaliser and hopes the midfielder can produce more of the same. Zola said:
"Scott is unbelievable. He scored a great goal and I keep saying to him that
he should be focusing on his shooting a bit more because it could make a big
difference to his game. "Other than his goal, I thought he was excellent.
"There was a time at the end of the first half and the beginning of the
second when he was totally in control of the midfield."
Zola admitted his team still face a fight for Premier League survival but
vowed that they will battle on with the same effort shown at Chelsea. He
added: "I'm not a guy who gives in on anything. "I know there are tough
games in front for me and the players and I'm already thinking how to
react." Parker pointed to the series of tough fixtures ahead, but insisted
the Hammers have the ability to stay up. He said: "We have some difficult
away games with Arsenal next week and Everton and Liverpool still to come.
"The games with Wolves, Stoke and Sunderland at home are big ones where we
need to pick up points."

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Steve Clarke: 'It's time for me to be the guy who makes decisions'
Steve Clarke has served alongside the very best – now he wants to be a boss
in his own right
Simon Buckland
The Times

"[This is what I think about Steve Clarke: if, at this moment, he had the
chance to manage a club, even a big club like Chelsea, he would be ready for
that. He is that good." — Jose Mourinho Steve Clarke was 23 when he left a
Scottish football domestic scene he was "already bored of" by accepting a
transfer from St Mirren to Chelsea. The same number of years on, he still
hasn't come back for anything other than family visits. After a long playing
career at Chelsea, he went on to assist Ruud Gullit and Sir Bobby Robson at
Newcastle before returning to Stamford Bridge to work directly under Jose
Mourinho, Avram Grant and, briefly, Luiz Felipe Scolari before accepting his
current role as Gianfranco Zola's deputy at West Ham. Some big names there,
but Clarke remains determined to make his own.

Having assisted others for so long, Clarke feels the time is approaching to
help himself to a manager's job. It isn't that he is unhappy at West Ham,
where is contracted until 2013, it is just that he won't be content until he
has given being No 1 a go. "It's the last one to be ticked off," he says.
"I've done all the groundwork. I've done everything. I've been the player,
the youth team coach, the European scout, the assistant manager, first-team
coach, I've worked with a whole spectrum of players, now it's time for me to
be the guy who makes the decisions and takes the stick. To have done so much
to get to this stage and not give it a go would be foolish. I have to try
it. I just need somebody to give me the opportunity."

In the likes of Mourinho and Gullit he has won friends, but can he influence
the people who make these appointments? There have been expressions of
interest from third parties before but, as yet, not a single offer to manage
a club. Clarke realises he may be seen as just a supporting act, more at
ease in the background, but meeting him it is evident he feels wrongly
typecast. "I want to be a manager," he insists. "I want to be the guy who
has all the pressure on him, who makes the decisions and leads the group.

"It's always been an ambition. It's a reason why I left Chelsea. People were
thinking, 'He's in a comfort zone, no ambition to push himself', but I came
out of that to take the job at West Ham. Franco said he would only take it
if I went with him and I just felt the time was right for a change. I could
have sat at Chelsea and still be there now, but I didn't really want that Mr
Chelsea image, I wanted to push myself on.

"The next step is finding a chairman who's willing to give me that chance.
If you're asking me, 'Could I manage a Premier League club?', I'd have to
answer, 'Yes'. Whether it's this year, next year, I don't know. I've never
been in a position where I've had to make a decision on it. I'm still
waiting for someone to test my resolve. In my strange little plan, this
would be my last job as an assistant and the next one I'd want to be
manager. If it works out, great, if it doesn't then maybe I have to make
another detour. I've got no problem with people judging me as a manager.
When I decide to be a manager, I think I'm going to be a good one."

Much of that confidence came from his stint with Mourinho. Clarke was a
youth-team coach at Chelsea before the Portuguese promoted him as soon as he
met him. When Mourinho left and Chelsea threatened to implode, it was Clarke
who stayed and detonated the tension. "I'd be a liar if I didn't think maybe
they could have given the job to me on a temporary basis to see how it went
when Jose left," he admits. "It didn't happen. They gave it to Avram Grant
and it wasn't easy to continue in what was a turbulent time, but he made
sure I was completely involved. It was only under Scolari that I felt
isolated.

"Jose and Roman [Abramovich] deciding it was time to go their separate ways
was a big disappointment, personally, and for the club. They'd have done
better to knuckle down, sort it out and try to keep going. Because of the
success we had, Jose stands out a mile. As a manager, he was head and
shoulders above any other. Working with him gave me the self-belief I could
one day be a manager. I didn't know him and he didn't know me. It was a
professional relationship that developed into a friendship. Now I would
count him as one of my friends. I'd like to think he'd count me as one of
his."

Clarke's story begins with a twist of fate. At 15, he was training at Beith
Juniors when St Mirren arrived on the wrong date for a friendly. "St Mirren
just turned up," he smiles. "No-one knew they were coming. Beith Juniors
didn't have all their players so they threw me on the wing and advised me
not to get kicked." He did more than that, impressing enough to be invited
to training at the Paisley club and later offered S-forms. He then returned
to play for Beith Juniors before eventually accepting a part-time contract
with St Mirren, allowing him to finish an apprenticeship as an instrument
engineer with Beechams Pharmaceuticals in Irvine. "That gave me a feel for
reality," he says. It hasn't left him, nor will he let it.

His transfer to Chelsea was a strange affair. Ken Bates, the then chairman,
flew to Glasgow under an assumed name to trump a smaller offer from Celtic
and clinched the deal by throwing in a Fridge — Les Fridge, a goalkeeper.
Clarke, who prefers to make his decisions on instinct, signed without
hesitation. "My wife almost fell off the chair when I phoned her and said
I'd signed for Chelsea. She thought I was going to Celtic. We went to London
the next day," recalls Clarke. "Chelsea said I could return and start
Monday, but I said, 'No, I want to play Saturday'. Chelsea when I signed and
Chelsea when I left, were like two different clubs. It had the same name,
but it wasn't the same club. I can't say I'm surprised to have stayed south
so long because I've never hankered to go back."

While he wouldn't rule out taking a managerial job in Scotland, a recent
return to visit his parents in Saltcoats made him realise the alarming
contrast between where he has ended up and where he started. "I went up
about a month ago to watch St Mirren versus Dundee United," says Clarke.
"I'd never been to the new St Mirren Park so thought I'd take the chance
with a weekend off. I was quite disappointed with the standard. I know it's
a difficult time for everyone, but it seems to be particularly bad in
Scotland. I'm looking at the game for young players and don't see too many
that excite me.

"One or two have come out, [Steven] Fletcher at Burnley has done well, but
it's a very big transition now. Surely somebody somewhere will say, 'Okay,
enough's enough, let's find a way to improve the standard'. Maybe the SFA
will stand up and say we haven't got the same quantity so we have to look
harder for the quality. There must be people within Scottish football
looking to improve the situation. Is it to change the coaching structure at
Largs? Is it time to freshen that up and encourage new faces, different
people with different ideas? I just felt the game I saw was more
disappointing than I thought it would be.

"Maybe it was a particuarly poor game, I don't know. St Mirren are near the
bottom, but Dundee United are third. They'll say, 'We won the game', but I
expected a little bit more from them. I'm not having a go, it's just an
honest assessment."

In reference to West Ham, Clarke jokingly puts fingers in his ears at the
question of whether they are too good to go down. He doesn't want to hear
that. "Since we went to West Ham there's been turmoil," he says of his
partnership with Zola. "About 10 days after we went in was the start of the
downturn for the Icelandic banks. It's been difficult, but in a strange way
enjoyable. For Franco, it's a job that looks difficult from the outside, but
I can tell you from the inside it's even more difficult. Our friendship is
strong. We resolved at the start, 'No matter what happens, the friendship is
first and the professional relationship second', and we've always respected
that."

Clarke's rationale to being an assistant is to challenge the manager in
private, but always to back him in public. He maintained that even when
Gullit confounded him by dropping Alan Shearer at Newcastle. "Behind closed
doors I quite like arguing," smiles Clarke. "That's my style as an
assistant. If you have two people with the same ideas it doesn't work."
Clarke's single game as a manager was August 30, 1999. As caretaker at
Newcastle he reintroduced Shearer and another deposed favourite, Rob Lee.
Newcastle still lost. A 5-1 drubbing by Manchester United at Old Trafford.
He has done more than enough to merit a second attempt somewhere soon.

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West Ham chief plays down Carlton Cole injury concerns
Published 23:00 14/03/10 By MirrorFootball
The Mirror

West Ham coach Gianfranco Zola tried to take the positives from this
mauling. He left England striker Carlton Cole on the bench until midway
through the second half after the striker had barely trained all week, but
insisted there is no long-term problem with his knee. "It is vital that you
pay attention to the positives," said Zola. "That does not mean you turn
your back on the problems, we don't do that. "All the team worked hard and
gave everything and Scott Parker scored a cracking goal. I keep telling him
he should shoot more than he does. He played a fantastic game and hopefully
the goal is the first of many. "Carlton's problem is no big deal. This week
he could not train properly, he just trained a couple of days. So I thought
it was an opportunity for me to make a couple of changes. But it is nothing
major and he will be back soon. "We have another tough match against Arsenal
coming up and I don't want to go there already beaten. I have told the
players I'm not going to give up on anything."

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Parker not giving up hope of England World Cup call-up
Published 23:00 14/03/10 By Martin Lipton
The Mirror

Scott Parker maintains he has not given up on his World Cup dream after
showing Fabio Capello what he is made of. The England boss saw Parker score
a sensational leveller and more than match Frank Lampard in the midfield
battleground before West Ham eventually subsided to Chelsea's sheer class.
It was a defeat that left the Hammers peering anxiously over their shoulders
at the drop zone but Parker's vision is as much on the summer as staving off
relegation. Parker, who earned his third and last cap Steve McClaren's
nightmare defeat in Croatia in October 2007, said: "I always think about
England. When every squad is named, I think maybe I could have chance or
come in if somebody gets injured. "I was in the squad for the game in
Germany last season but if I'm being honest, I would have thought I would
have been involved a little bit more now.
"All I can do is keep playing well for West Ham. That's my main aim. If
something comes of that, then brilliant."
Hammers chief Gianfranco Zola, a man Capello trusts, believes Parker should
be a contender. "Scott is unbelievable," said Zola. "He scored a great goal
but other than his goal, I thought he was excellent. There was a time at the
end of the first half and the beginning of the second when he was totally in
control of the midfield." Parker, whose own spell at Chelsea after his
£10million arrival from Charlton was injury-scarred, admitted he feels as
good as he has for many years. He added: "It has been a massive season for
me. I have been consistent, and fit. This has been the first year when I
have had a good pre-season and am consistently playing. "It's like in any
walk of life, when you have confidence, and feel part of something, you play
well. We are not in the best of position but everyone's digging in. We are
all trying our hardest. And I'm doing OK. "If we want to stay up, our home
games are crucial, especially after losing against Bolton last week. We have
some difficult away games, like Arsenal next week and Liverpool. But Wolves,
Stoke, Sunderland at home are big games where we need to pick up points."

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Zola: Scoreline flattered Chelsea
Sport.co.uk
Author: Ben Moss
Posted on:14 March 2010 - 11:10 AM

Manager Gianfranco Zola claimed his West Ham United side were better than
Saturday's 4-1 defeat at Chelsea suggested. The struggling Hammers were
level with the Premier League leaders at the break after Scott Parker
equalised Alex's opener at Stamford Bridge. However, Florent Malouda and
two-goal Didier Drogba added a final gloss to the scoreline which Zola
claimed was scarcely deserved. "For the way we played, the way we worked,
4-1 doesn't in my opinion reflect a fair result," he explained. "Probably
they deserved to win because obviously Chelsea is a good team and they
produced some good chances, good football, but 4-1 I think is too much for
my team." Meanwhile, Zola has reiterated his assertion that the Hammers have
enough ability in their ranks not to be dragged into the relegation
dogfight. He added: "We know that we are not in a safe zone, we know that.
"But we are confident that we have enough in our bag and we are determined
to leave that position quick."

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West Ham attacker Diamanti happy with AC Milan link
14.03.10 | tribalfootball.com

West Ham United midfielder Alessandro Diamanti admits he was flattered to be
linked with AC Milan in January. Despite his inconsistency at Upton Park,
Diamanti remains highly rated at home and was interesting Milan during the
winter market. "It is, of course, flattering to be linked with a club that
has won everything like Milan, but I hope to stay here as long as possible,"
he said. "I have a five-year contract and I came because I thought West Ham
have all the right characteristics for me."

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COLLISON SET FOR OPERATION
By Ed Reynolds, 13/03/2010
News Of The World

JACK COLLISON is set to go under the surgeon's knife this summer in a bid to
solve his knee problem. The West Ham star has been forced to play through
the pain barrier as the Hammers battle to beat the drop. Collison has
established himself as a first-choice regular at Upton Park under boss
Gianfranco Zola but has struggled to shake off the discomfort in his knee.
The 20-year-old is now hoping to undergo surgery as soon as the club's
Premier League future is assured and is expected to return in time for
pre-season. The talented playmaker has failed to show the same sort of form
which established him as one of the most exciting young talents in the
division last year. Collison will have a similar operation to team-mate
Zavon Hines, who has been out since December. The England Under-21 striker,
is expected to come off his crutches in the next couple of weeks and be fit
for next season.

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ZOLA EYES DOUBLE RAID ON BIRMINGHAM
Hammers trail City duo
News Of The World
By Aidan Magee, 13/03/2010

GIANFRANCO ZOLA is eyeing Birmingham duo Liam Ridgewell and Sebastian
Larsson. The pair are out of contract this summer but the Blues have the
option to extend both contracts by a year. However, West Ham boss Zola
believes he can sign them because of a loophole in FIFA laws that questions
the terms of Birmingham's right to sign them for another season. Ridgewell,
25, started his career as a youth player at Hammers. He is after a big rise
on his wages of £12,000-a-week after impressing as a makeshift left-back.
Larsson, 24, on £8,000 a week, has proved a vital utility player. West Ham's
move will anger Blues chief Carson Yeung, who has been at odds with former
owners David Sullivan and David Gold, now in charge at Upton Park. The feud
intensified when Yeung completed his takeover, only to discover the club had
posted a £21m loss in their financial results.

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