Saturday, April 2

Daily WHUFC News - 2nd March 2011

Manchester United preview
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All the early team news and background for Saturday's return to the Boleyn
Ground
01.04.2011

WEST HAM UNITED v MANCHESTER UNITED
BARCLAYS PREMIER LEAGUE
SATURDAY 2 APRIL 2011
KICK-OFF: 12.45PM


Introduction
• West Ham United welcome the Barclays Premier League leaders to the Boleyn
Ground looking to make it four home wins in a row in all competitions for
the first time since September 2008.
• Back-to-back wins for the first time since February 2010 over Liverpool
and Stoke City followed by a goalless draw at Tottenham Hotspur a fortnight
ago have seen the Hammers climb out of the relegation zone into 17th place.
• West Ham have not kept three clean sheets in a row in the league since
March 2009 when they secured 1-0 wins against Manchester City and Wigan
Athletic and a goalless draw with West Bromwich Albion.
• Manchester United are five points clear at the top of the table but will
be aware they were beaten 4-0 in a Carling Cup tie at the Boleyn Ground on
30 November. They have also failed to win eleven of their 15 away matches
this season.
• West Ham have lost just one of their last seven Barclays Premier League
matches, defeating Blackpool, Liverpool and Stoke City, drawing at Everton,
West Bromwich Albion and Tottenham, and losing narrowly at home to
Birmingham City.
• Before the 4-0 Hammers win in November, Manchester United had scored 13
goals without reply in the previous five meetings between the sides. The Red
Devils triumphed in every one of those contests and had actually won
previous last half-dozen encounters.
• The Hammers' last Barclays Premier League success was a 2-1 triumph at
home on 29 December 2007, thanks to Matt Upson's late headed winner.
• West Ham will appear live on television for the 17th time this season,
with Saturday's fixture being screened on Sky Sports. The Hammers have won
five, drawn three and lost eight of their previous 16 live-televised matches
in 2010/11.

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Last time out
Saturday 19 March 2011
Barclays Premier League
Tottenham Hotspur 0-0 West Ham United
West Ham United: Green, Jacobsen, Da Costa, Upson, Bridge, Noble, Parker,
Hitzlsperger, O'Neil, Cole (Obinna 78), Ba
Subs not used: Boffin,
Saturday 19 March 2011
Barclays Premier League
Manchester United 1-0 Bolton Wanderers
Manchester United: Van der Sar, Evra, Brown (Fabio 46), Smalling, Evans,
GIggs, Carrick, Nani, Valencia, Rooney, Hernandez (Berbatov 46)
Subs not used: Kusczak, Gill, Park, Gibson, Owen
Goal: Berbatov 88

Previous meeting
West Ham entertained Manchester United on 30 November in a Carling Cup
fifth-round match. The Hammers won 4-0 thanks to two goals from Jonathan
Spector and a second-half double by Carlton Cole.
West Ham United: Green, Ben Haim, Upson, Spector, Faubert, Tomkins (Reid
74), Kovac, Boa Morte, Barrera (Hines 76), Cole (Stanislas 89), Obinna
Subs not used: Boffin, Parker, McCarthy, Piquionne
Goals: Spector 22, 37, Cole 55, 66
Manchester United: Kuszczak, O'Shea, Smalling, Evans (Brown 72), Fabio
(Rafael 65), Obertan, Fletcher, Anderson, Giggs, Hernandez, Bebe (Macheda
46)
Subs not used: Amos, Park, Carrick, Eikrem

Background
• West Ham's record home win against Manchester United was a 5-1 success in
the old First Division on 11 October 1930.
• Manchester United's biggest triumph in east London was a 6-1 victory on 6
May 1967.
• The two sides have already met in the league this season when Manchester
United won 3-0 at home at Old Trafford on 28 August. A disputed penalty for
an apparent foul by Jonathan Spector on Ryan Giggs saw Wayne Rooney score
from the spot before Nani (50) and Dimitar Berbatov (69) rounded out what
proved a comfortable home win.
• Saturday's fixture marks the 122nd competitive fixture between West Ham
United and Manchester United. The Hammers have won 42, the Red Devils 55 and
there have been 24 draws.
• Avram Grant and Sir Alex Ferguson met as the Chelsea and Manchester United
managers in the 2008 UEFA Champions League final. The match finished 1-1
before the Reds won 6-5 on penalties.
• Thomas Hitzlsperger celebrates his 29th birthday on Sunday. James Tomkins
was 22 last Tuesday.
• West Ham have been caught offside (100) more times than any other side in
the top flight this campaign.
• Edwin van der Sar is second in the Barclays Premier League race for the
golden glove with 12 clean sheets. Only Joe Hart on 13 has more. Van de Sar
is in line for his 600th league match.
• Dimitar Berbatov is leading the race for the Golden Boot with 20 goals.
• Nani has had more shots off target than any other player in this season's
Barclays Premier League with 57. He has also had more assists (16).
• Manchester United have scored more late goals in the last ten minutes of
match than anyone else, with 13.
Last six meetings (Premier League unless stated)
30 November 2010 - West Ham United 4-0 Manchester United
28 August 2010 - Manchester United 3-0 West Ham United
23 February 2010 - Manchester United 3-0 West Ham United
5 December 2010 - West Ham United 0-4 Manchester United
8 February 2009 - West Ham United 0-1 Manchester United
29 October 2008 - Manchester United 2-0 West Ham United

Overall record v Manchester United (all competitions) W 42 D 24 L 55

Overall record
v Tottenham Hotspur (all competitions) W 44 D 34 L 57
Team news
• Frederic Piquionne and Robbie Keane are both in contention to start,
meaning a full-fit complement of forwards in Avram Grant's squad.
• Jack Collison was due to figure for the reserves in Friday afternoon's
home match with Manchester United at Bishop's Stortford FC.
• West Ham manager Avram Grant is still without long-term absentee Peter
Kurucz (knee) and Junior Stanislas (groin).
• Kieron Dyer (Ipswich Town), Jordan Spence (Bristol City), Frank Nouble
(Charlton Athletic) and Olly Lee (Dagenham and Redbridge) are out on loan at
present.
• Manchester United are definitely without the suspended Paul Scholes and
Jonny Evans.
• Also out are Anderson and Anders Lindegaard (both knee), while Rio
Ferdinand (calf) and Darren Fletcher (virus) are also set to miss out. Sir
Alex Ferguson will also be missing Owen Hargreaves with a shoulder problem,
while John O'Shea and Rafael have hamstring issues.

Ten-year records
West Ham United
2009/10 Premier League 17th (35 points)
2008/09 Premier League 9th (51 points)
2007/08 Premier League 10th (49 points)
2006/07 Premier League 15th (41 points)
2005/06 Premier League 9th (55 points)
2004/05 Championship 6th (73 points - promoted via play-offs)
2003/04 Championship 4th (74 points)
2002/03 Premier League 18th (42 points - relegated to Championship)
2001/02 Premier League 7th (53 points)
2000/01 Premier League 15th (42 points)
Manchester United

Manchester United
2009/10 Premier League 2nd (85 points)
2008/09 Premier League 1st (90 points)
2007/08 Premier League 1st (87 points)
2006/07 Premier League 1st (89 points)
2005/06 Premier League 2nd (83 points)
2004/05 Premier League 3rd (77 points)
2003/04 Premier League 3rd (75 points)
2002/03 Premier League 1st (83 points)
2001/02 Premier League 3rd (77 points)
2000/01 Premier League 1st (80 points)

Referee
• Saturday's referee is Lee Mason.
• His most recent Hammers' match was the 3-3 draw away to West Bromwich
Albion on 12 February 2011, with his last Manchester United game coming on
28 December and a 1-1 draw at Birmingham City.

Old boys
• West Ham United defender Jonathan Spector joined Manchester United as a
17-year-old in 2003. The United States international, who has a German
passport, spent two seasons at Old Trafford - making eight appearances for
the first team - before moving to Charlton Athletic on a season-long loan in
the summer of 2005. Spector left Manchester United for West Ham in June 2006
for an initial fee of £500,000.
• Manchester United have two former West Ham United players in their squad.
England defender Rio Ferdinand made 158 appearances for the club between May
1996 and November 2000, scoring two goals. Midfielder Michael Carrick scored
six goals in 159 appearances between July 1999 and May 2004.
• Among the other players who have represented both clubs are Roy Carroll,
Noel Cantwell, Luke Chadwick, Billy Grassam, Paul Ince, Ralph Milne,
Frederick Milnes, Frank O'Farrell, Stuart Pearson, Dave Sexton, Teddy
Sheringham and Raimond van der Gouw.
General information
• This match is sold-out. For general ticket information, click here.
• Saturday afternoon's forecast in east London is for an overcast day with
temperatures peaking around the 16C mark.

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Reserves 0-1 Manchester United
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Jack Collison returns as the Hammers host the Red Devils in the Barclays
Premier Reserve League
01.04.2011

WEST HAM UNITED v MANCHESTER UNITED
BARCLAYS PREMIER RESERVE LEAGUE
FRIDAY 1 APRIL 2011
KICK-OFF: 2PM

West Ham United reserves 0-1 Manchester United reserves

94 mins - That's full-time. It was a keenly-contested game, but one scrappy
goal was enough for Manchester United to take all three points. West Ham's
players look very disappointed. They didn't do a lot wrong, but have still
ended up on the losing side. One major plus was the appearance of Collison,
who showed plenty of glimpses of the talent he undoubtedly possesses. The
reserves return to action on 12 April when Aston Villa are the visitors to
Woodside Park for a 7pm kick-off. Before then, exclusive post-match reaction
and highlights will appear on whufc.com and West Ham TV soon.
93 mins - Less than 60 seconds left now and the ball is deep inside the West
Ham half. Looks like a second successive defeat unless something miraculous
happens.
91 mins - Collison shows fine control again before poking the ball through
to Ilunga, but he's offside. He crosses and Sears sees his shot saved by
Johnstone. It wouldn't have counted.
91 mins - We are into the first of at least three added minutes.
89 mins - Tombides tries to win a corner off Thorpe, but the ball goes
straight behind for a goal kick.
88 mins - Time is running out as Abdulla and Collison combine before the
former crosses from the left. Vose wins the header and it's on goal, but is
an easy claim for Johnstone.
86 mins - Moncur delivers a decent free-kick that eludes Ilunga and bounces
into the arms of Johnstone. Any sort of touch would surely have taken the
ball into the net. Unlucky.
85 mins - Sears is brought down by Thorpe about 35 yards out. Before the
free-kick is taken, Edgar is replaced by Dominic Vose.
83 mins - Good hold-up play from Tombides wide on the right. He lays the
ball back to Moncur, who loses his marker and shoots, but the ball flies
over the crossbar and the stand behind the goal.
81 mins - GOAL! That's a soft goal to concede. Norwood clips the corner to
the near post where Stech challenges a host of players. The ball drops to
Keane, whose shot loops over the head of Ilunga and into the net. Lingard is
on for King.
80 mins - Sears released Tombides down the left channel. He takes a touch
and looks up and tries to pick out Moncur, but Thorpe is there to stab the
ball behind. The corner is cleared and Vermijl streaks past Abdulla. He cuts
the ball back for Tunnicliffe, but Ilunga is there to block the ball behind.
Corner.
79 mins - The sun is shining now but so far the improved weather hasn't
brought us any goals. This has been competitive, but there has been a lack
of goalmouth action at both ends. Tunnicliffe needs some repairs to his
right hand. I think Faubert accidentally trod on him a minute or two back.
77 mins - Collison draws some cheers as he does a couple of drag-backs to
lose two Manchester United players inside his own half. Quality play from
the Wales midfielder.
76 mins - Faubert heads behind for a corner. Norwood chips the ball up to
the near post where Stech claims. Manchester United come again moments later
and Ilunga challenges King and the ball rolls behind.
73 mins - The youngsters over in the opposite stand to me are singing 'West
Ham', but it's the away side who are inspired as King shoots powerfully from
25 yards. Stech tips over for a corner. McNaughton clears and Sears wins a
throw near halfway.
72 mins - Wooton shoves Tombides to the ground. Free-kick about 35 yards
out. Faubert delivers and the ball drops to McNaughton, but his pass to
Edgar is mis-placed and the visitors clear.
71 mins - Moncur releases Collison. He carries the ball 30 yards but is
caught in two minds. His cross is easily claimed by Johnstone.
69 mins - Petrucci works some space about 25 yards out, but he doesn't catch
his shot strongly and Stech collects.
68 mins - King flashes an angled drive across the face of goal and behind,
drawing 'Oooohs' from many of the 1,106 fans inside Woodside Park.

64 mins - Faubert crosses low towards Collison, but Wooton sticks out a leg
and diverts the ball behind for a corner. Faubert delivers and the ball is
cleared. The Red Devils break and, although McNaughton clears the initial
danger, Abdulla is caught in possession and nearly made to pay by Dudgeon.
McNaughton blocks and Ilunga finally clears.
62 mins - Petrucci cuts inside on to his right foot and shoots, but it's
blocked by the knees of McNaughton.
60 mins - It's Driver who is replaced by Collison. Faubert goes to
right-back. Cole is replaced by Petrucci for the visitors.
59 mins - Collison is preparing to come on. He has his No14 shirt on and is
having a quick drink. He has a big smile on his face. Manchester United are
also preparing a substitute.
57 mins - Chances at both ends in the space of 30 seconds. First, Keane gets
past Ilunga and crosses, but Eyjolfsson clears with a diving header. Edgar
then releases Faubert, who crosses low to the edge of the box. Tombides
shoots, but it's blocked by Wooton.
56 mins - Collison has plenty of supporters here this afternoon. Zavon
Hines, James Tomkins and Danny Gabbidon are all here to cheer their mate on.
54 mins - King causes trouble down the left and both West Ham centre-backs
are out of position when the ball is crossed low to Tunnicliffe. He takes a
touch 22 yards out before shooting, but Ilunga blocks and Abdulla slides in
to clear.
52 mins - Collison is warming-up to my right. The word is that he will play
between 20 and 30 minutes.
51 mins - Two rows in front of me are Avram Grant, Paul Groves and Kevin
Keen. Goalkeeper coach David Coles is also here. The quartet travelled up
the M11 after first-team training was completed at lunchtime.
50 mins - Edgar chips the ball over to the byline for Driver, who volleys a
fine cross into the mixer. It bounces up off Thorpe but drops to a
Manchester United player and the visitors clear their lines.
48 mins - McNaughton is penalised for an aerial challenge on King. Norwood
sends the free-kick over and it flashes through the crowded penalty area and
bounces out for a goal kick.
46 mins - Driver almost has a moment to forget as he completely misses his
kick on the edge of the penalty area. Thankfully, Stech is alert and comes
out and picks up ahead of Tunnicliffe.
46 mins - Sears and Tombides get the second 45 minutes up and running after
a short delay while we wait for Abdulla and Edgar. The sun is trying to come
out here as the second half begins. No changes from either manager at
half-time.

Half-time score - West Ham United reserves 0-0 Manchester United reserves

46 mins - Abdulla heads clear to Tunnicliffe, who tries an ambitious
first-time volley from 25 yards. It bounces well wide of the left-hand post.
Stech clears upfield and that's half-time.
45 mins - Tunnicliffe tries to dink a ball over McNaughton for Vermijl, but
Eyjolfsson is there to nod the ball safely into the arms of Stech. We will
have at least one minute of added time.
42 mins - Tombides shows a nice turn of pace, spinning away from Wooton
before shooting from about 25 yards. The shot is always rising, though, and
flies into the front of the stand.
41 mins - Moncur wins a corner, but it's taken short and wasted. King runs
50 yards with the ball but his cross is cut out by McNaughton and Driver
clears.
40 mins - Close! Sears finds Edgar and he accelerates between two defenders
before pulling the ball back, but it's between Tombides and Faubert. Moments
later, Edgar crosses again, but the angle is against Driver as he heads
wide.
39 mins - Faubert robs Dudgeon and Edgar and Tombides are two-on-two, but
the former is held back and West Ham have a free-kick 40 yards out. Faubert
curls it over, but it's too deep and bounces behind for a goal kick.
37 mins - Moncur holds off Vermijl and finds Driver, who releases Faubert
down the right. He crosses and Wooton concedes a corner. The delivery is
deep to Edgar, who retrieves and crosses high, but Johnstone collects.
34 mins - The threat of Sears has forced a change in formation from the
visitors. Keane has come across to right-back and Brown is now playing in
midfield. Dudgeon has gone to left-back.
33 mins - Sears is involved again, running down the left and cutting inside
before shooting. The ball hits the roof of the stand.
31 mins - That's the best chance of the game. Ilunga takes a quick free-kick
on halfway before over-lapping Sears. The left-back receives the return ball
and crosses to Edgar, who takes a touch and shoots, but Wooton is there to
head the ball over the bar. From the corner, the ball drops to Moncur 25
yards out. He catches his shot flush, but it hits a defender.
28 mins - Driver makes a fine interception on halfway and finds Faubert. He
feeds the ball left for Sears, who touches it left to Edgar. He beats Brown
on his outside and runs into the box before going to ground. Tentative
claims for a penalty are waved away by the referee.
26 mins - Eyjolfsson gets too tight to King and ends up pulling back the
No9. Free-kick to Manchester United about 28 yards out, just left of centre.
Norwood curls a superb effort over the wall and Stech dives full-length to
push the ball around the post. Stech claims the corner.
24 mins - Driver is back on. West Ham go on the attack and Sears bursts past
Brown. However, the ball bobbles as he passes left to Tombides, allowing
Tunnicliffe time to slide in and clear the ball for a throw.
22 mins - Callum Driver goes up for a header and takes a whack on the back
of the head for his troubles. Lomas sends Modelski out to warm-up. The
physio comes on to tend to Driver.
21 mins - The playing surface is not making passing football the easiest
task in the world. We're at the start of April, of course, and Bishop's
Stortford have had a busy season in the Blue Square South.
18 mins - Now a chance from a set piece for West Ham as Faubert is bundled
over by Wooton. Edgar chooses to shoot from about 35 yards and his effort
hits the wall.
16 mins - Driver clips Dudgeon wide on the left and the visitors have a
chance to get some quality into the box. Norwood bends over the free-kick
and it bounces awkwardly past Stech and just clears the far post.
13 mins - Stech claims a long throw and immediately belts the ball upfield.
Brown slips and Tombides would be in, only for the clearance to skip off the
turf and out for a goal kick at the far end.
11 mins - Edgar gets free down the left and has time and space to cross. He
checks on to his right foot and crosses. The ball hits Thorpe on the head
and is going into the net until goalkeeper Johnstone palms it around the
post. The corner is won by Tombides, but his header hits a defender and the
ball is cleared.
10 mins - That's a decent chance. Faubert bulldozes through one challenge
before playing a one-two with Tombides. He crosses from near the corner flag
and Sears is unmarked on the penalty spot, but cannot direct his header on
target.
7 mins - Stech is called into action again. Larnell Cole shoots from 25
yards and the ball clips Driver and loops towards the top right-hand corner.
The Czech Republic U21 stopper tips the ball over. The corner is delivered
to the near post and flicks high off the head of McNaughton and safely into
the hands of Stech.
7 mins - Sears has a run down the left before prodding the ball inside for
Edgar, but it's too strong and the visitors are easily able to clear.
5 mins - It's been a rather subdued opening so far. The gusty wind is making
it a bit difficult to get the ball down and play for both sides.
2 mins - Manchester United create the first chance. The ball drops to
Tunnicliffe 25 yards out, but he drags his shot into the ground. Vermijl
slides in and his initial shot is blocked by Stech before he stabs the
rebound into the net. Thankfully, Vermijl was flagged offside.
2pm - Tunnicliffe and King get the game up and running, but the ball is
punted straight out of play on the near side.
1.59pm - Manchester United will get us underway when the PA announcer has
finished running through the two sides!
1.57pm - The two teams emerge from the tunnel, led by captains Callum
McNaughton and Scott Wooton.
1.50pm - There is a very healthy crowd in, as I said, certainly a few
hundred. The two teams have headed back to their dressing rooms for their
final preparations. The mid-morning sunshine has disappeared behind some
grey clouds. Let's hope we don't have any rain.
1.30pm - Collison is out warming up with his team-mates for the first time
in more than a year. He has a big smile on his face, as you might expect.
There is quite a decent crowd in at Bishop's Stortford, including children
from two local primary schools.

1.15pm - There will be more than 50 scouts at today's game, no doubt hoping
to spot some talent that might provide their club with some quality next
season. The Football League loan deadline has passed now, but players will
be keen to find themselves regular first-team football in 2010/11 in the
shape of a loan move.

1.05pm - While we're on the subject of the reserves, the away match at
Wolverhampton Wanderers has been put back 24 hours and will now take place
at AFC Telford United on Wednesday 27 April. Kick-off is at 7pm. Back here
at Woodside Park, goalkeepers Marek Stech and Sam Cowler are the first two
Hammers out to go through their pre-match warm-up.

Good afternoon and welcome to Woodside Park for today's Barclays Premier
Reserve League clash between West Ham United and Manchester United.
The big team news is that Jack Collison has been named among the West Ham
substitutes and could make his first club appearance since the 3-0 Barclays
Premier League defeat by the Red Devils at Old Trafford on 23 February 2010.
Since then, Collison has been ruled out with a serious knee injury, but he
is now well down the road to recovery.

The home side will be keen to get back to winning ways after going down to a
4-1 defeat at Blackburn Rovers on Monday and will be boosted by the return
to reserve-team duty of Freddie Sears, Herita Ilunga and Julien Faubert.
Holmar Orn Eyjolfsson also starts four days after scoring the winner for
Iceland U21s against England on Monday evening.

Manager Steve Lomas will also be eager to avenge the 7-1 Premier League
thrashing he suffered as a West Ham player at Old Trafford eleven years ago
today.
For the visitors, five of the starters were also in the XI that knocked West
Ham out of the FA Youth Cup at the fourth-round stage on 19 January.

West Ham United reserves: Stech, Driver (Collison 60), Ilunga, McNaughton,
Eyjolfsson, Abdulla, Moncur, Edgar, Faubert, Sears, Tombides
Subs: Cowler, Modelski, Vose, McCallum

Manchester United reserves: Johnstone, Brown, M.Keane, Wooton, Thorpe,
Norwood, Vermijl, Tunnicliffe, King (Lingard 81), Cole (Petrucci 60),
Dudgeon
Subs: Fettis

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Lomas hails Collison return
WHUFC.com
Steve Lomas has highlighted the plus-points from Friday's reserve league
defeat by Manchester United
01.04.2011

Steve Lomas was taking the proverbial positives out of Friday's 1-0 Barclays
Premier Reserve League defeat by Manchester United - not least Jack
Collison's comeback. Lomas' West Ham United produced a committed,
whole-hearted display against the Red Devils, only to see their efforts
undone by Michael Keane's scrappy 81st-minute winner at Woodside Park. The
full-back struck after Marek Stech was unable to claim Adam Norwood's
left-wing corner, looping his shot over Herita Ilunga and into the net from
eight yards. Dylan Tombides, Anthony Edgar and George Moncur all had chances
to score for the hosts, while there was also the welcome sight of Collison
returning from 13 months on the sidelines with a serious knee injury.
Collison successfully came through a 30-minute substitute appearance,
earning praise from his manager and a warm welcome from team-mates Danny
Gabbidon, James Tomkins and Zavon Hines, as well as the 1,106-strong crowd.
"I thought we did a lot of good things," Lomas told West Ham TV. "I thought
the manner the boys went about their jobs was good, I thought we probably
completed the better chances in the first half - Dylan had a free header and
obviously Anthony Edgar was unlucky with a shot that got blocked. "While
it's still nil-nil, you are always liable that something like that can
happen and it was a very scrappy goal. Marek [Stech] had done very well with
most of the things he had come for and I think he knows that, if he comes,
he has to collect. "Obviously to get beaten by a goal like that was very
disappointing but, like I said, there were plenty of positives - Jack
Collison coming back after a year was a big boost for the kid. I've been
there before, in the gym for a year while the lads are outside, and just
wanted to play football. That was a big boost for him and a big boost for
club."

While the result itself was not what Lomas or his players would have wanted,
the former West Ham midfielder was delighted to see Collison back in action
after an extended and, at times, gruelling period in the treatment room.
"He's a good footballer, there are no two ways about it. That'll never go
away and you just hope that all the work he has done to strengthen is knee
is going to hold up. "We've got to treat him right and it was correct to
just give him 30 minutes. It's a natural progression. He's such a good lad
and so wants to play football, so it was a big boost for him."

The Hammers' hopes of lifting the Southern Division title have now all but
evaporated but, with three fixtures still to play, Lomas is still hoping for
a positive climax to the season. "I look back and we've had three games in
ten days, two of them away from home, and a lot of our lads might not be
used to that. I think that's a plus, because they're getting to learn that
you've sometimes got to play three games in ten days and physically it's
demanding. "I can't fault their work-rate and attitude on Friday because I
thought it was first-class. They went about things the right way. They
probably didn't create quite as much as we'd have liked, but the pitch was a
bit lively - it was a typical end of season pitch where you've got to watch
everything on to your boots - but there were a lot of plusses and some
things that we'll work on. "The lads are developing and as long as I see the
effort and them trying to do the right things, I'll be happy. I obviously
wasn't happy with the defeat, but I was happy with a lot of things."

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Hammers represent Young Lions
WHUFC.com
West Ham United continue to be well represented at all levels with England
01.04.2011

Leo Chambers and Blair Turgott have both had a week to remember with England
at age-group level. Chambers was part of the Under-16 side that won the
Victory Shield home-nations tournament with a 2-1 win against Scotland in
Morecambe. The Hammers centre-back made his Under-18 bow for the Academy
last Saturday and followed that up by playing the entire game against the
Scots and putting in a strong defensive display. Meanwhile, Blair Turgott
and Matthias Fanimo could be playing at the UEFA European Under-17
Championship this summer after the Young Lions beat Spain 2-1 in a decisive
Elite round qualifier. Turgott, who scored two in two previous matches to
set-up the Spain showdown, and Fanimo should both figure in the eight-nation
finals in Serbia between 3 and 17 May,. After Jordan Spence and James
Tomkins both played for the U21s on Monday in a 2-1 friendly defeat by
Iceland, the next young Hammers to represent the Young Lions will be George
Moncur and Robert Hall. They are in the squad to face Italy in a friendly in
Carpi on 12 April.

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Mine's a large one!
KUMB.com
Filed: Friday, 1st April 2011
By: Staff Writer no.2

For the benefit of those who haven't quite worked out what day it is yet, of
course they're not going to move the Boleyn brick by brick to Stratford.
That would be as silly as changing the lyrics to "Bubbles", sending Kieron
Dyer to spend some time with Dr Brian Cox at the Large Hadron Collider or us
ground-sharing with Millwall . All of which "happened" on this day in the
past. So, before Barry Hearn starts to threaten legal action over the price
of a pint in the new hostelry, we are happy to confirm that the Boleyn will
be staying right where it is. We still can't guarantee you'll be served
before the Olympics start though!

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West Ham United v Manchester United - Match Preview
KUMB.com
Filed: Friday, 1st April 2011
By: Preview Percy

Preview Percy has taken time out from moaning about the cut in his winter
fuel payments to give us his usual warped view of this weekend's
opponents.....

Next we have a visit from the club from Salford that nobody likes.

It's a middle of the night (oh alright Saturday lunchtime if you insist)
kick-off at 12.45pm and, I am reliably informed that there are no
engineering works on our bit of the District Line. Transport for London you
spoil us. Don't get used to it though – the men leaning on their shovels
will be back for every Saturday 'twixt now and season's end. Except for 23rd
April. When we're away anyway.

The other United (so named to ape their betters who adopted the name well
before they did) come to the Boleyn sitting rather unconvincingly at the top
of the league at present. Their last six league matches have seen them win
three and lose three (compared with our own 3-2-1 record). Tellingly, whilst
their last 6 at home have all been won, their form on their travels has been
patchy at best where they've won two (at Wigan 1-0 and 3-2 at Blackpool),
drawn one (0-0 at Spurs) and lost three (2-1 at Chelsea, 2-1 at Wolves and
3-1 at Liverpool). So the fact that they remain top of the pile has much to
do with the fact that other teams in and around the top have failed to
capitalise on the leaders' stuttering form.

One shouldn't go much further without mentioning the fact that their manager
won't be down in the dugout to give his wisdom and guidance to the match
officials, having finally incurred the wrath of the FA after so many years
of getting away with it. The down side to this is that he's likely to be
seated in the upper tier of the West Stand where those of us from the home
for the bewildered like to reside on matchdays. I realise that Ferguson is
also of pensionable age but we do have standards in our part of the ground.
So if he so much as thinks about trying to nick my tartan blanket to keep
warm I shall have no hesitation in administering a short, sharp shock with
my brand new Dyer 5000 walking stick.

There is of course a nice irony in the fact that Ferguson will have to climb
the stairs to the posh seats following an attack on referees from whom his
side have traditionally received so much help over the years. You only have
to look at the match-changing penalty decision given to his side in the
rather fortunate 3-2 win at Blackpool a few weeks ago to see how little has
changed despite all the mind-games. As Avram Grant pointed out in response
to Ferguson's latest efforts to influence matters, he should try being us
before he complains too much.

In goal they will feature Edwin Van Der Saar, a goalkeeper who is so old he
could probably fit in in our part of the ground without looking out of
place. Of course goalkeeper is the one position where players tend to
improve with age and the Dutchman has indeed enjoyed a decent season. He's
announced his intention to retire at the end of the current term though
there is a continuing campaign to have him change his mind.

They have problems in defence at present. Former Hammer Rio Ferdinand is
out. Although it was thought that the real England skipper would be out for
the rest of the season the latest prognosis is that he may be fit for the
run-in, though not for this week. Ferdinand has spent much of the season in
the treatment room. This is presumably a different treatment room to that
occupied for much of the year by our own Kieron Dyer. Which is a shame
really as they could have swapped holiday stories from old trips to Aya
Napa. I understand they made full use of their hotel carvery last time they
were there judging by the number of Google entries that appear with the word
"Roast" next to their names.

Ferdinand's partner in their first choice central defence has been Nemanja
Vidic who, like Ferdinand, has been suffering from a calf muscle problem.
Unlike Ferdinand, Vidic was on international duty in midweek, somehow
escaping from the general principle that Man Utd players should only play
international matches when it suits Man Utd. Quite how Ferguson reacted to
the news that Vidic had played all 90 minutes of Serbia's Euro 2012
qualifier against Estonia we can only speculate.

The central defensive area has been further weakened by the absence of
Northern Ireland international Jonny Evans whose tackle on Bolton's Stuart
Holden last weekend saw him pick up a three match ban. I say weakened,
arguably the reverse is true if his performance in the 4-0 Carling Cup
drubbing is anything to go by. The injuries and suspensions will mean that
Vidic will be partnered by Chris Smalling who, commentators love to point
out, was playing non-league football last Tuesday or something.

In midfield they'll also be without Paul Scholes who, for some reason, seems
to escape censure from commentators for the quality of his tackling. Whilst
anyone else who picked up 10 yellows in 21 domestic appearances would
probably be castigated by the media, with the telly boys every two footed
lunge is greeted with a cheery "well that's Paul Scholes for you".

Nani appears to have recovered from his near-death experience at the hands
of Carragher the Scouse donkey and will be a danger both from play and
play-acting, whilst Antonio Valencia, named after that famous Spanish
football club FC Antonio, may start this one after successfully recovering
from a horrible ankle break/dislocation he sustained back in September
against Rangers in the so-called Champions League. It was the sort of injury
that, back in the days when I first started watching football, would
probably have meant an end to the player's career. To us old timers it is
astounding that the player is playing at all let alone six months or so
after sustaining such an injury. How medical science has come on over the
years.

Up front they'll have the scouse chubber Wayne "Lock Up Your Grannies"
Rooney alongside one of Javier Hernandez or Dimitar Berbatov. Hernandez
wears a shirt bearing his nickname "Chicharito" which means "Little Pea" a
problem suffered by many of us in the old folks home. Meanwhile rumours that
Spud-Face's shirt will bear the name "Shrek" in future seasons are of course
scurrilous and should not be given any credence.

And so to us. Team news is that nobody seems to be bearing any ill-effects
from the recent round of internationals. Arsenal's Wilshere may have picked
up many of the headlines in the 2-0 stroll against the Land Of Not enough
Vowels in the LLLLLanguage. However it was pleasing to see many pundits
recognising the role played by Scott Parker in providing the platform for
the rest of the team. It was, of course nice that we were only playing a
pretty awful Welsh XI who didn't exactly stretch Scotty, the match
resembling a light training session with the lot from over the Severn Bridge
playing the part of the cones. There are still concerns over Parker's
shoulder and calf but most sources suggest that he should be ok.

Freddie Piquionne will be available for selection having recovered from the
match-ending assault by Robert Huth in the 2-1 FA Cup defeat to Mike Jones a
few weeks ago, whilst Robbie Keane will also be available having been ruled
out by red-tape against Spurs.

Carlton Cole will also be available for selection despite having "tweeted"
(as I believe you kids call it) that he would not be in the squad, the
message appearing as some sort of April Fool joke. Stephen Fry eat your
heart out.

On the injury front there was heartening news as Jack Collison played the
last half hour of the reserves' 1-0 defeat to the Salford Second String. The
club are rightly taking it easy as to the player's return and I suspect it
may be next season before we see him making a regular appearance in the
squad.

The draw at Spurs saw us get back on track after the Stoke farce and the Cup
defeat seems to be treated as the referee-inspired blip that it undoubtedly
was. Despite being on the back foot for periods at White Hart Lane there was
an air of calm about proceedings which wasn't there at the start of the
season and this gives me grounds for optimism this weekend. The visitors
haven't travelled well in recent weeks and the slightly makeshift nature of
their central defensive partnership is something that may interest Ba who is
an awkward customer at the best of times.

Prediction? Well though there is a small note of caution sitting at the back
of my head – let's face it for all their manager's posturings they do get
the rub of the green with officials – I'm in a good mood as my Saga Holiday
brochure has just arrived. So I'll throw caution to the wind and go for a
2-1 win and a relaxing Saturday afternoon watching the other results come
in.

Enjoy the game!

Last season: Lost 0-4: The injury list got longer as Zavon Hines' season
came to an end. Robert Green threw up on the pitch. They were flattered.

Danger Man: Nani: will be a threat, particularly if he concentrates on
staying on his feet.

Referee: Lee Mason: Last seen officiating in the amazing 3-3 draw up at West
Brom in which it seemed that a player would have to virtually kill, maim or
disfigure someone to give away a penalty. Winston Reid in particular had
cause to thank his lucky stars.

Daft Fact Of The Week: ITV commentator Clive Tyldesley is paid £10,000 each
time he mentions their European Cup win over Bayern Munich, with a £5,000
bonus if he can get it into a match between two sides outside the Premier
League. So successful has Tyldesley been in his endeavours he has been able
to purchase three Caribbean islands on the proceeds and he was on the verge
of putting in a bid for Libya until recent events made negotiations a bit
tricky.

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West Ham v Man Utd preview
Hammers looking to repeat Carling Cup success earlier this season
Last updated: 1st April 2011
SSN

Form guide:
West Ham: WLDWWD
Man Utd: LWWLLW

Injuries:
West Ham: Jack Collison
Man Utd: John O'Shea, Rio Ferdinand, Wes Brown, Rafael, Darren Fletcher,
Owen Hargreaves

Suspensions:
Man Utd: Jonny Evans, Paul Scholes

Sky Bet odds: West Ham 7/2 Draw 5/2 Man Utd 4/5

Sky Bet Tip: West Ham to draw with Man Utd, 5/2.
Bet on this match

Opta stat: Javier Hernandez has scored 10 goals from just 14 shots on target
and four headed goals from just five headers on target.

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Manchester United will be aiming to apply the early weekend pressure in the
Premier League title race against a West Ham United side in need of the
points in their bid for survival. The current leaders can boast an enviable
recent record against Saturday's opponents after winning the last five
Premier League meetings without conceding a goal. However, West Ham were the
first team to inflict defeat on the Red Devils this season following a 4-0
victory at Upton Park in the Carling Cup quarter-finals in November. The
Hammers ultimately lost to Birmingham City in the semi-finals, but have been
in encouraging form of late following just one defeat in six league games.
That sequence has lifted Avram Grant's side out of the relegation zone and
has been aided by the return to fitness of Thomas Hitzlsperger. The Germany
international has formed an impressive midfield triumvirate with Scott
Parker and Mark Noble, while the goals of January recruit Demba Ba have also
reinvigorated West Ham. The Red Devils' bid for a record-breaking 19th
title, meanwhile, has stuttered in recent weeks on the back of three defeats
in six matches and the trip to Upton Park will be a fifth away game out of
seven. Upton Park has been a graveyard for United's title hopes in the past,
most famously in 1995 when the Hammers held Sir Alex Ferguson's side to a
1-1 draw as Blackburn Rovers hung on to win the league. With a five-point
cushion over Arsenal, and a nine-point advantage over reigning champions
Chelsea, albeit having played a game more than both clubs, Ferguson will
want his team to pick up a win at West Ham to put his team's title rivals
under pressure.

Team news

Hammers boss Grant has more options to choose from than for some time and
both Frederic Piquionne and Robbie Keane are available for the game.
Piquionne missed the 0-0 draw at Tottenham Hotspur last time due to a foot
injury, but the international break has allowed the striker to return to
fitness. Keane missed over a month with a thigh problem but, having made a
brief substitute's appearance against Stoke City in the FA Cup, the on-loan
forward had to sit out against parent club Spurs before playing for the
Republic of Ireland last weekend. Influential midfielder Parker picked up
shoulder and calf injuries on England duty, but he is expected to be fit to
start on Saturday.

The visitors continue to experience defensive problems ahead of the journey
to the capital, although captain Nemanja Vidic should be fit to start. Vidic
has recently been sidelined with a calf injury, but played for Serbia in
midweek and should partner the improving Chris Smalling at centre-half.
Jonny Evans is suspended after being sent off in the 1-0 win over Bolton
last time, while Rio Ferdinand, John O'Shea, Wes Brown and Rafael are all
injured, so Fabio may start at right-back. Paul Scholes serves the second
game of a suspension for accruing 10 yellow cards this season, and Darren
Fletcher is still struggling with a virus after almost a month out, bur the
likes of Antonio Valencia, Anderson and Park Ji-sung are available. Dimitar
Berbatov could also earn a recall to the starting line-up after coming off
the bench to score the winner against Bolton, while Wayne Rooney was excused
from England's friendly draw with Ghana on Tuesday.

Possible starting XIs
West Ham: Green, Jacobsen, Da Costa, Upson, Bridge, Noble, Parker,
Hitzlsperger, O'Neil, Ba, Piquionne.

Man Utd: Van der Sar, Fabio, Smalling, Vidic, Evra, Valencia, Carrick,
Giggs, Nani, Rooney, Berbatov.

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Grant eyes bright future
Hammers boss optimistic for club's future
Last updated: 1st April 2011
SSN

West Ham manager Avram Grant claims the future for the club is bright should
they stay in the Premier League this season. The Hammers have endured a
tricky campaign under the Israeli coach and are currently 17th in the table
with eight games remaining. They take on Manchester United in a crunch
encounter on Saturday and seem to have turned the corner after a tough
start. Midfielder Mark Noble argued earlier in the week that the squad could
push for UEFA Champions League football next year, and Grant is also
optimistic for the future. "It is good that players have ambition but first
we need to stay in the league," he said. "As I said when I came here, and
even when we had difficult times, we have a vision at this club. "Part of
the vision is to be in the top third of the league and I think we can do it,
but we need to do it step by step. "First we need to stay in the league,
second we need to analyse what we can do better in the next season. "One
thing I agree with Mark about - without mentioning the Champions League - is
that this team is a good team and we can improve. In the next year we can
get better and better."

West Ham's good run has coincided with Thomas Hitzlsperger's return from
injury, but Grant is not wondering what could have been had the German been
fit from the start of the campaign. "My father always told me to look
forward so to look back is only to learn from things," he added. "We didn't
have Thomas and we know if he had been with us maybe we had, not for sure,
more points. "He is a very good player, a very good person and a top
professional," he added. "You know we took him at the start of the season
and he was our first signing because we saw that he would add a lot to the
midfield. "He is a player that knows how to do everything: defence,
movement, assist and scoring goals. "We missed him a lot and now we are
playing like we did in the preparation games and his contribution you can
see. It has been good and it can be better."

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What's the Story With Carlton Cole?
April 1st, 2011 - 10:54 am by Iain Dale
West Ham Till I Die

What on earth is going on? This is from Carlton Cole's Twitter feed in the
last few minutes…

Got into training feeling good to find I'm not in the squad for this weekend
due to certain issues can't say too much at the mo..

And then

Don't wanna make the situation worse. Gonna still train hard and be ready
for the next match coyi. I now the boys can get 3 points 2moro

What are these "certain issues"? Surely not to do with his comments on
Twitter on Wednesday during the England match? Or is it something more
sinister?

UPDATE: As GoatyGav says, it could be an April Fool… or….

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Karren Brady's football diary
KARREN BRADY - First lady of football
Published: Today
The Sun

Saturday, March 26
WE always wish our players the best of luck before internationals but, to be
honest, what we really hope is that they return fit and well. You can
imagine our anxiety about Robbie Keane when we knew he would be playing for
the Republic of Ireland today. We had to go along with the striker's
calculation that he had fully recovered from the calf injury he suffered
days after signing on loan from Spurs. He expected to be substituted fairly
early but didn't come off until only three minutes were left, having scored
in a good win. Now we wait, fingers crossed, that there will be no reaction.

Sunday, March 27
ANYONE else sick to death of 'Cesc for Barca' stories? They have been
running longer than The Mousetrap it seems to me and, similarly, the end
result remains a mystery I no longer care about. The bidding begins again
today with comments from president Sandro Rosell that there's no way on
earth Barcelona will pay £43million for the Arsenal midfielder. Why doesn't
he just shut up then? Surely his club have made more illegal approaches for
the magical little entertainer than an obsessed punter at the kerbside. And
that's just how they strike me - all mouth and bulging trousers.

Monday, March 28
FAR from screaming about how badly players behave, I think it's a wonder
many turn out as well as they do. Simply put, parents can be a pain, or much
worse.
Mothers are the more exacting. Their chief concern is that the manager
cannot see their son is the greatest prospect since George Best. Too many
dads see pound notes first, the son's development a far-off second. One
turned up at the training ground threatening to shoot the whole staff unless
a release was signed to let his lad go to another club. Another demanded to
know why his didn't earn as much as Wayne Rooney, who was 17 at the time.
That's almost funny.

Much less so was the behaviour of one father who stole his son's credit
card, ran up a £15,000 debt and went back to his native country. The player
cried from the shame of it in my office and so did I in disgust at how he
had been treated. I gave him the money to pay it off.

Tuesday, March 29
MANCHESTER UNITED are named in an online survey as the most hated company in
Britain. I'm not sure whether this emotion was brought about by contempt for
the Glazer family or because the survey was taken in Liverpool. Anyway,
tonight, in the Wembley draw against Ghana, we saw the outline of a
promising England team of the future and I can quite see such players as
keeper Joe Hart and Jack Wilshere - who has a great dad who is a big West
Ham supporter - winning 100 caps.
The same could be true of Andy Carroll but strikers of his style are bound
to be more vulnerable to injury as well as the kind of hero worship and
jealousy he's bound to attract. Carroll seems an outgoing type, to say the
least, and he has to try to follow Capello's advice about control of his
drinking.

Wednesday, March 30
MIKE ASHLEY is not going to win any Toon popularity award. Yet he should be
given credit for the enormous sums of money he is losing on Newcastle, as
his accounts up to last July reveal today. A year in the Championship proved
costly to the tune of £42million so fans should go easier on the criticism.
However, I can't let one comment from his chief executive Derek Llambias go
quietly. Rubbing his boss with the embrocation of gross flattery, he says:
"Quite honestly, Newcastle United would not be here without him." Quite
honestly, that's rubbish. The club is bigger than him, just as West Ham is
bigger than us all. Newcastle United will exist when Mike Ashley has gone to
the great casino in the sky.

Thursday, March 31
AS a manager previously, Kenny Dalglish always seemed rather angry about
something or other. This time around he's entirely different and it is easy
to understand why people close to him liked him so much. I suppose he feels
more relaxed now that he's home again at Anfield. He understands Liverpool
is more than a club and that the challenge is to revive its unique appeal as
the working-class art house of football. Necessary though it may be, leaving
Anfield for him would not be a simple act of moving the bootroom to the
depths of a new stadium because it would tear out a small piece of his
heart. Today, as Kenny muses about the near impossibility of adding a
sponsor's name to Anfield, Chelsea accept they are unable to find a company
to pay £100m to tie their name to the Bridge. I have to say, in terms of
historic grounds, Chelsea couldn't tie Liverpool's boots.

Friday, April 1
LOOK, it's no April Fool's jest to say that West Ham will beat Man U
tomorrow at Upton Park. We are ripe for it. There is a terrific energy about
the club at the moment, as if the doldrums are behind us and we're sailing
to safety. OK, so I'm tempting fate.

However, Fergie's team must be on edge after a modest set of results and,
although I suspect United will prove to be more resilient than Arsenal and
the other Premier League contenders, they will have no sharper opponents the
rest of the domestic season than our current side. Ferguson, a master of
psychology, has tried to take the weight off his players by saying that
winning one major trophy will represent success. I'm not at all sure he
would regard victory in just the FA Cup as such.
But, in the end, United should secure a boring, boring Double.

Sigh.

If only.

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Matthew's loving the Upson downs
By ANDREW DILLON
Published: Today
The Sun

MATTHEW UPSON admits playing for West Ham will make or break you. In just
over four years, the Hammers skipper has seen bubbles burst with lows, more
lows, even more lows... and the odd high. Drama is never far away whether it
is regular relegation battles, wrangles off the pitch, epic cup wins,
heartbreaking cup defeats, takeovers, stadium battles or riots on the
terraces. So much so that today's match at Upton Park can be billed as Mad
Utd versus Man Utd. Typically, they are battling for survival as they take
on the league leaders, with just eight games left to save their skins.
Luckily, Upson does not do boring, as a turbulent season even by West Ham's
standards heads towards a nerve-jangling climax. The centre-back, 31, said:
"Things have been so up and down and we have had to roll with the punches.
It can make you strong or it can ruin you. "At the end of this season I'll
have been here for 4½ years. We had one season under Gianfranco Zola where
we gave ourselves half a chance of getting into Europe but then finished
ninth. "Other than that, it's been a scrap. We've had to deal with a lot
this season and, if you're not careful, that can get on top of morale. "But
the lads seem more organised now and seem to have shaken it off. "I don't
want a boring season ever and there's never a dull moment here. At least if
you're at the bottom of the table there's a bit of drama and passion. "I
realise fans are probably pulling their hair out but I do want success
which, this season, means staying up. "It's a rollercoaster here but I've
loved it right from the start." Matthew Upson was speaking at a joint West
Ham and Kickz multi-sports community initiative for kids.

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Grant: It has Scott to be Parker
Published: Today
The Sun

AVRAM GRANT insists Scott Parker should be named Player of the Year when the
PFA announce their award in two weeks' time. West Ham boss Grant said: "I
don't see anyone better this season. "He gives everything for the team, he
always trains well, he is always positive and he is a great example for
other players. "The Footballer of the Year is someone who must set an
example on and off the pitch and there is no doubt he has been a good role
model for young players. "He is one of the best I have ever worked with."

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April Fools Cole and Wilshere have last laugh on Twitter
Published 23:01 01/04/11 By Neil McLeman
The Mirror

Carlton Cole and Jack Wilshere were happy to play the fool yesterday.
England striker Cole used his Twitter page to crank up the laughometer on
April Fool's Day by claiming he had been dropped for today's home clash with
Manchester United. He tweeted: "Got into training feeling good to find I'm
not in the squad for this weekend due to certain issues can't say too much
at the mo." Cole later added: "Haha I'm just playing. I'm a fool everyday.
Well that's what they tell me" The West Ham forward's latest venture in
stand-up follows remarks he had to be removed in midweek before the
international with Ghana. Cole wrote: "Immigration has surrounded the
Wembley premises! I knew it was a trap! Hahahaha" Realising that his
comments were causing offence, Cole tweeted: 'To my Ghanian brothers dont
take it so seriously, its just jokes! Youve played well! Done africa proud!'


Cole was joined in April 1 japery yesterday by Arsenal's Jack Wilshere. He
tweeted: "Hello everyone...got some bad news..boss told me he wants to sell
me in the summer, gutted but have to listen to the boss!!! The teenager
later wrote: "APRIL FOOLS....not leaving really...had some of you though
right? Hope everyone has a good Aprill especially Arsenal :)"

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Hammers boss blasts Capello for not going Green
Published 23:00 01/04/11 By Neil McLeman
The Mirror

Avram Grant has blasted Fabio Capello for failing to give Robert Green the
chance to banish his World Cup nightmare. The West Ham keeper has been in
the squad for the last five England matches but has not played since his
World Cup howler against the USA in Rustenburg. For the friendly against
Ghana in midweek, the Italian made major changes to the team which beat
Wales yet kept Joe Hart in goal. And Grant insisted it is poor treatment for
the No.1 he claims is currently "the best goalkeeper in the country". He
said: "Rob Green should have got some game time after being called up by
England. It was unfair to take him and not play him because he is in good
shape. "When everybody else played, he deserves to play for two reasons.
Firstly the manager changed all the team. Secondly if you look at Rob Green
in the last games in the last month he was the best goalkeeper in the
country." And the Hammers boss said he would have no worries about Green,
who faces Manchester United today, suffering another dip in confidence if he
failed again on the international stage. The Israeli said: "He started the
league not so good but he is very strong mentally with good character.
"Players will always make mistakes but for me it's not so important if they
make mistakes. It's important they recover. "And he has recovered very well
from the World Cup. He is still young. Experience for a goalkeeper is very
important and I think he will get better and better."

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West Ham game is the big one for our Treble bid - Fergie
Published 16:45 01/04/11 By MirrorFootball
The Mirror

Sir Alex Ferguson believes Manchester United's Treble quest could hinge on
the outcome of tomorrow's visit to West Ham. Ferguson said earlier this week
that emulating the heroes of 1999 would be far harder than completing the
initial historic hat-trick was 12 years ago. Although there are some
formidable barriers in the way, including a two-legged Champions League
quarter-final with title rivals Chelsea and an eagerly-awaited FA Cup
semi-final against neighbours Manchester City, Ferguson's assessment is more
to do with the injuries he has to contend with. Despite a two-week
international break, Ferguson is actually worse off defensively than he was
for the win over Bolton a fortnight ago. Whilst the return of skipper
Nemanja Vidic is a huge boost, the suspension of Jonny Evans and injury to
Wes Brown deny him any selection options. With Brazilian youngster Fabio
virtually certain to slot in at right-back, United head to Upton Park
weakened.

It is hardly ideal as the Red Devils visit a ground where they have
triumphed on only six of their last 17 visits - no wonder Ferguson is
attaching such significance to the fixture. "The big one is tomorrow,
because we are depleted in one area of the pitch," said the United boss.
"With eight games to go, you can't exclude anyone. Whoever is the most
consistent will win this league. "But we should not over-stretch ourselves
in terms of looking forward. This game is as important as any."

Ferguson's point became obvious as he reeled off his massive list of injury
problems. On the basis that Jonny Evans will be available for Wednesday's
Champions League trip to Stamford Bridge, even if United resist the
temptation to push Rio Ferdinand back into action two months after he was
forced to pull out of the defeat at Wolves with a calf injury, then Ferguson
will have more bodies in midweek. By the time his team square up to Fulham
at Old Trafford on February 9, the United manager also expects to have Brown
and John O'Shea in his squad, in addition to Ferdinand. "I thought the
two-week break would bring a few of them on," said Ferguson. "It has, but
not enough for them to play tomorrow. "We are considerably short for the
right-back position tomorrow. We have to solve that - and find the right
solution."

The decision surrounding Ferdinand is especially tricky. So slow had been
the 32-year-old's progress that Ferguson had raised doubts over his ability
to get back on the pitch before the end of the season. However, Ferdinand
has started training this week and, so far, come through without a reaction.
It leaves Ferguson wrestling with a dilemma about whether to push Ferdinand
through another session tomorrow in the knowledge that if he comes through
without a hitch, he could be rushed back to face Carlo Ancelotti's men, or
hold him back. "Rio has started training," said Ferguson. "He has only been
training two days and then just a light session today.
"I have to decide whether we bring in him tomorrow, or give him a day off
and start him on Wednesday again. "He is more likely to be fit for Fulham."

Yet Ferguson may ultimately conclude it is worth taking a gamble at the
start of a week he hopes will end with Grand National glory for his horse
What A Friend.
If there is a silver lining this weekend, beyond the return to fitness of
Anderson, who has been missing for five weeks with a knee injury, and Park
Ji-sung, who has not featured since heading off to Qatar for Asian Cup duty
with South Korea, it is that most of his players have been back at
Carrington this week. In part that is due to England boss Fabio Capello, who
released Wayne Rooney, among others, after the win over Wales in Cardiff
last weekend. "It was good thinking by Fabio to allow the England players to
go back to their clubs with the programme they have got coming up," said
Ferguson. "He deserves some credit for that."

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West Ham get star trio back against leaders
Published 11:51 01/04/11 By MirrorFootball
The Mirror

West Ham hope to have Scott Parker fit for their Barclays Premier League
clash with leaders Manchester United at Upton Park. The midfielder picked up
shoulder and calf injuries on international duty with England but is
expected to pass a fitness test and rejoin a squad also boosted by the
return of strikers Frederic Piquionne and Robbie Keane. Piquionne missed the
goalless draw at Tottenham a fortnight ago with a foot injury but is now
fit, while on-loan Keane was ineligible to face parent club Spurs. Jack
Collinson (knee) and Junior Stanislas (hernia), however, are still ruled
out.

Provisional squad: Green, Jacobsen, Tomkins, Upson, Bridge, Parker, Noble,
Hitzlsperger, Piquionne, Spector, Ba, Cole, Boffin, Reid, Da Costa, Boa
Morte, Obinna, O'Neil, Keane.

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West Ham's Scott Parker should be player of the year, says Avram Grant
'He's a good example and always gives everything'
Midfielder could still be target for big club, says Grant
Jamie Jackson
guardian.co.uk, Friday 1 April 2011 22.59 BST

Scott Parker is the main reason West Ham are still in with a chance of
avoiding relegation, according to his manager Avram Grant. Photograph: Simon
Dawson/AP
Avram Grant believes that Scott Parker should be crowned player of the year
and says the midfielder's performances are the reason West Ham United still
have a chance of avoiding relegation.

The winner of the Professional Footballers' Association award will be named
later this month and the Football Writers' Association's choice is announced
in May. Regarding Parker, Grant said: "I think, without any doubt, that he's
the player of the year. I don't see any player that is better than him.

"And if you also want to nominate a player who's a good example, it's good
for everybody. He's a player who always gives everything, always trains
well, is always positive and always gives everything for the team.

"Remember we played sometimes, in the first half of the season, without 10
players, and all the midfielders around him and the forwards kept needing to
change and he was the only one that stayed and kept us [in the fight].

"If we are in a position that we can stay in the league it's because we took
points in the first half of the season, sometimes without 10 or 11 players.
And he played and he was very good."

Parker's consistent form has also led Fabio Capello to recall him to the
England squad and the 30-year-old started the 2-0 victory over Wales in last
weekend's Euro 2012 qualifier.

When in charge of Chelsea Grant managed Frank Lampard, Dider Drogba and John
Terry, and he names Parker among the best footballers he has coached. "His
attitude is very good," he said. "You start when you are young because you
love it and you have passion for it. But sometimes you see players who,
because they have money now, they forget it. But Scotty always plays like
it's his first game."

Grant is impressed with Parker away from the pitch, too. "It's very
important. Sometimes we need to understand that these are young players. But
they are also examples [role models]. If you take someone who has, no doubt,
been a good example then it's good for the young players now."

Grant said of a player who has scored seven goals in 36 games in this
campaign: "This season is his best season. I always like when my players
play their best when I'm around. He can be even a little bit better, but
he's taking the maximum from himself all the time," the manager said.

Grant also believes Parker could yet be a target for Manchester United or
any of the other top teams. "He would fit in. Our target for West Ham for
the long term is that we will have five or six players that all the top
teams will want."

Grant was disappointed Rob Green did not play any part in Tuesday's friendly
with Ghana. The goalkeeper was dropped following his mistake in the opening
group game against the US in last summer's World Cup. Asked if it was unfair
not to give the player a chance, Grant said: "Yes. Firstly the manager
changed all the team. Secondly if you look at Rob Green in the last games,
in the last month, he was the best goalkeeper in the country."

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West Ham trip could decide the title race, says Ferguson
By Simon Stone, PA
Saturday, 2 April 2011
Independent.co.uk

Sir Alex Ferguson believes this lunchtime's visit to West Ham could go a
long way to determining if Manchester United's quest for the treble will be
realised.

Ferguson said earlier this week that, because of the injuries afflicting his
squad, emulating the heroics of 1999 – when his side won the Premier League,
Champions League and FA Cup, would be far harder than completing the initial
hat-trick 12 years ago.

Despite a two-week international break, the league leaders are actually
worse off defensively than they were for the 1-0 win over Bolton a fortnight
ago. While the return of captain Nemanja Vidic is a huge boost, the
suspension of Jonny Evans and injury to Wes Brown restrict options. With
Fabio da Silva very likely to slot in at right-back, they head to Upton Park
weakened.

It is hardly ideal as United visit a ground where they have triumphed on
only six of their last 17 visits. No wonder Ferguson is attaching such
significance to the fixture. "[This is] the big one because we are depleted
in one area of the pitch," the United manager said yesterday. "With eight
games to go, you can't exclude anyone. Whoever is the most consistent will
win this league.

"But we should not over-stretch ourselves in terms of looking forward. This
game is as important as any," Ferguson added.

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Capello was 'unfair' in not playing Green
By Mike McGrath
Saturday, 2 April 2011
Independent.co.uk


Avram Grant yesterday criticised Fabio Capello for failing to give Robert
Green a minute of action during England's two internationals last week and
praised his goalkeeper's fine form during West Ham United's attempt to avoid
relegation. Green was tipped for a first England appearance since his
blunder against USA at the World Cup, following three clean sheets in five
Premier League games before the fixtures against Wales and Ghana. His
manager Grant, whose West Ham side face Manchester United at Upton Park
today, could not see the benefit of including Green and playing Joe Hart
instead. Grant, agreeing Capello had been unfair on Green, said: "Yes,
because he is in very good shape. "When everybody else played he deserves to
play for two reasons. Firstly, the manager changed all the team. Secondly,
if you look at Green in the last month he was the best goalkeeper in the
country. Players will always make mistakes but for me it's not so important.
It's important they recover. And he has recovered very well from the World
Cup."

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Daily WHUFC News - 1st April 2011

Avram on Manchester United
WHUFC.com
The manager will have Frederic Piquionne and Robbie Keane in his plans for
Saturday's big game
31.03.2011

Avram Grant is ready for the challenge of facing Manchester United on
Saturday lunchtime and was in upbeat mood when facing the press on Thursday.
There was positive team news while he was full of praise for Scott Parker.

Avram on team news after the international breaks...

"The squad is in good shape. For us the injury situation is better. Freddie
Piquionne is back and Robbie Keane is available. Of course we wanted to play
last Saturday because we were in good momentum but we are looking forward to
the game on Saturday. "International breaks are not good for the clubs
because there are so many Premier League players in international teams so
we don't like it so much. But these are the fixtures and we need to respect
them. "From our point of view for the moment it looks like everybody is fit
but with West Ham you never know."

Avram on Scott Parker finally getting recognition...

"I spoke about this from the beginning of the season because if you look at
the midfield England play and you look at Scott Parker he maybe is the best
midfielder this season. "He is a good lad, a positive lad who is good for
the team. "He is doing a job that sometimes some other players don't like to
do so much. I am very pleased he has got the recognition because for me it
needed to be before. "I don't want to talk about private matters but you can
understand how he is feeling from a personal point of view. For the football
he was available for us all the time. This season Scott Parker has played
when he was injured and when he had the problems we have talked about. He is
a very special guy, a special character and he is good for the team."

Avram on Saturday's game...

"We don't have a fully fit squad but it is more than we are used to. At West
Ham when we have just two players injured it looks like there is none
because you are used to ten or eleven injuries. Man United are a very good
team, in every position they have three very good players. They are first
place in the league and respect to them. "We need to think about ourselves.
In our last seven games we lost only one, we have had a lot of improvement.
I think if you compare the second half of the season with the first half we
have improved more than 50 per cent and we want to continue. "I am sure all
the teams are thinking the same, everyone can be relegated or finish
eleventh. We are only thinking about ourselves. We have showed many good
things and we can do it. It will be tough, it is not easy but if you look at
us, we are not easy to play."

Avram on the secret of beating Man United after a 4-0 cup success...

"The secret is to score one more goal but this is top secret. Don't tell
anyone...Man United is a very good team, they can beat anyone but we can
cause them problems. What happened in the Carling Cup was unique. To beat
Man United 4-0 in an official competition is something we all remember."

Avram on experienced players being key for the run-in...

"It is very important, especially if they are positive players. We have seen
improvements at both ends of the pitch in this way."

Avram on the potential at the club...

"First we have to stay in the league. As I said when I came here, we have a
vision and part of this is to be in the top third in the league. I agree
that this team is a good team that can look forward and do better and
better."

Avram on the difference made by Thomas Hitzlsperger...

"He is a very good player and a good person. A top professional and we took
him at the beginning of the season. He was our first signing in the summer,
we saw he can add a lot. He has everything and we missed him a lot. Now we
are playing like we did last summer. His contribution you can see, it is
good but he can do better. We know if we had Thomas we would have had more
points but this is the situation."

Avram on defensive strength...
"It is important we have improved on all aspects. We are scoring more goals
as well. Part of our target was to keep as many clean sheets. Rob Green and
the back four have done a very good job lately. We are not conceding against
good teams."

Avram on the importance of the final four home games...
"We have improved in away games and we are not afraid to go away. It is
always good to play at home, though. The supporters are behind us, they are
very good and we feel good with them."

Avram on setting his players' targets...

"We have spoken more about being consistent and being balanced between
defensive and offensive. We speak about it, we adjust training. I don't
believe so much in targets. Last year 35 points, West Ham stayed in the
league, 35 was enough the season before that and it was 38 before that. This
year it will be at least 40. There is not one manager who can know how many
points are needed to stay in the league."

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Team spirit inspires Cole
WHUFC.com
He may be banging in the goals but Carlton Cole is anything but complacent
31.03.2011

Carlton Cole has said the visit of Manchester United is the first of eight
"cup finals" facing the Hammers between now and the end of the season. The
in-form striker is hoping to face the Red Devils on Saturday lunchtime but
faces a battle for a starting berth. Avram Grant is set to have a fully-fit
complement of forwards to choose from. After a goalless draw at Tottenham
Hotspur a fortnight ago, Cole is hoping to add to his run of six goals in
ten games this weekend but there is plenty of competition for places. Demba
Ba and Robbie Keane returned from international football with goals and
games under their belt, while Frederic Piquionne is back in training. "Every
game from now to the end of the season is a cup final for us," said Cole.
"We need to show the same endeavour and the same spirit we showed at
Tottenham. "The team spirit was amazing at White Hart Lane and that's what
we really need to work with to get the results. Then the quality will shine
through."

Thinking back to that last run-out, Cole said the formula for a repeat
showing against Manchester United was there to follow. "It was a wonderful
game. You just need to put in the hard work and the luck will be there with
you. All the boys really tried hard and we need to show that again. We are
building on our performances and we are all working towards moving the club
up the table as quickly as possible."

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Moncur eyes win double
WHUFC.com
George Moncur is ready to shine for club and country over the upcoming
fortnight
30.03.2011

George Moncur has already made great strides forward during the 2010/11
season, but April could see the midfielder play arguably the two biggest
matches of his short career so far. The 17-year-old will hope to be involved
when West Ham United host Manchester United in the Barclays Premier Reserve
League on Friday afternoon. On 12 April, Moncur could make his second
international appearance when England's Under-18s take on Italy in the town
of Carpi. Before he heads off to represent his country, Moncur is eager to
get one over on a Red Devils side that is likely to contain many of the
players who scored a 1-0 FA Youth Cup fourth-round victory over the Hammers
back in December. "It's been a good year. Every time I go on the pitch I try
to do the right thing and try to do well. Most of the time, it's come off,
so that's been good. "It would be nice to get one back over them after the
FA Youth Cup because we should have got something out of that game. We
played well, especially in the second half, but we were a bit unlucky."

Looking forward to his international date, Moncur is excited about the
prospect of earning his second U18 cap after making a successful debut as a
substitute in a 3-0 friendly win over Poland in November. "It's a good
achievement and I'm hoping to do well when I go over to Italy with the
squad, like I try to do every week for West Ham. "I played for half-an-hour
or so last time and it was a great feeling to get on to the pitch and wear
the England shirt for the first time. I hope to get on the ball and do what
I did in my first game, which was set up a goal. "It's quite a big game for
us, as England versus Italy always is. We just need to go there with a good,
positive mentality and I'm sure we can win."

With England contesting UEFA European U19 Championship Elite Round
qualifiers against Montenegro, Switzerland and Spain in May and June, Moncur
is hoping to catch the eye. "Hopefully I can put my stamp down when I play
and get into the Under-19 squad. "I feel a bit different training with
England than I do training with the lads at West Ham as they are obviously
the best players in the country and it's a great experience. "The manager
Noel Blake has talked me through what he expects of me and what he wants me
to improve. "I think the team is strong overall. They are obviously all good
players and fans should look out for Chuks Aneke from Arsenal and Conor
Coady from Liverpool."

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Supporter Advisory Board update
WHUFC.com
Scores of Hammers fans have expressed an interest in taking part in the new
panel
30.03.2011

West Ham United would like to thank everyone who has put themselves forward
for the new Supporter Advisory Board. The club has been inundated with
applications for the new panel, which is to be set up in line with the
club's policy of listening to those who matter most. With the deadline for
entries passing, the club have been carefully going through all forms
received. Everyone who applied will receive a personal response - with the
club grateful for each application, and the time and thought invested by
supporters wanting to get involved. Judging by the high standard and
diversity of entries, the Supporter Advisory Board looks set to make a
significant impact. It will advise on the key issues affecting all who
follow the team. From the die-hards who turn up in all weathers week in,
week out to those who watch just as passionately from afar, everyone is
entitled to their say on the Hammers.

The Supporter Advisory Board will have a voice on the following, and much,
much more:
. Olympic Stadium - all key aspects over the club's move
. Retail - kit design and merchandise
. Marketing - emails and offers
. Media - online and publications
. Ticketing - season tickets and membership
. Matchday experience - everything related to the big game

It is your West Ham United. You set the agenda for the things that matter
most to you.

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West Ham v Man Utd
BBC.co.uk
Barclays Premier League
Venue: Upton Park Date: Saturday, 2 April Kick-off: 1245 BST
Coverage: Watch live on Sky Sports 2 and highlights on Match of the Day;
listen on BBC Radio 5 live and local radio; text commentary on BBC Sport
website and mobiles

TEAM NEWS
Scott Parker is expected to be fit for West Ham despite picking up shoulder
and calf injuries on England duty. Striker Frederic Piquionne is hoping to
return from the toe injury that saw him miss the draw with Tottenham.

Manchester United will welcome back captain Nemanja Vidic from a calf injury
to boost their ailing defence. Jonny Evans begins a three-match suspension
following his red card against Bolton, while Paul Scholes completes his own
ban.

West Ham
Doubtful: Parker (shoulder & calf), Piquionne (foot)
Injured: Collison & Kurucz (both knee), Stanislas (hernia)

Man Utd
Suspended: Evans (three matches), Scholes (one match)
Injured: Anderson & Lindegaard (both knee), Ferdinand (calf), Fletcher
(virus), Hargreaves (shoulder), O'Shea & Rafael (both hamstring)

MATCH PREVIEW

Manchester United return to the scene of their biggest defeat of the season
for a match with huge repercussions at the top and bottom of the table. Sir
Alex Ferguson's men saw their invincible aura shattered when they were
humbled 4-0 in November's Carling Cup quarter-final at Upton Park, and the
manager will be desperate to avoid a third defeat in four outings as United
look to strengthen their grip on a record 19th title.
For West Ham, three points is a must as they scrap to survive in the top
flight. Avram Grant's side have breathed new life into a campaign that
appeared to be dead and buried, hauling themselves out of the relegation
zone with a four-match unbeaten run.
Despite that Carling Cup defeat, Manchester United have dominated recent
league meetings between these sides, winning their last five encounters
without conceding a goal. However, they have struggled on their travels this
season and have managed just one victory in the capital in their last five
attempts.

MATCH FACTS
Head-to-head
. Manchester United have won the last five Premier League games against West
Ham without conceding a goal.
. But their most recent meeting came in November's Carling Cup
quarter-finals when the Hammers ran out comfortable 4-0 winners at Upton
Park.
. Wayne Rooney has scored five goals in eight Premier League games for
United against the Hammers. The England striker is two short of 100 Premier
League goals for United.

West Ham
. The in-form Hammers have scored 15 times in their last six league and cup
matches.
. They have lost just one of their last seven Premier League matches - a 1-0
home defeat to Birmingham City on 6 February.
. Their next defeat will be their 250th in the Premier League.
. Carlton Cole could make the 250th appearance of his club career.

Man Utd
. Sir Alex Ferguson's men have only won four of their last 15 Premier League
away games.
. They have only won one of their last five Premier League games in London,
and only five of the last 19.
. According to Opta Stats, United have scored with 18% of their shots,
giving them the best conversion rate in the Premier League this season.
. Javier Hernandez has scored 10 goals from just 14 shots on target
according to Opta Stats.

LEADING GOALSCORERS

West Ham
Cole: 11 goals (5 league); Piquionne: 9 goals (6 league);
Obinna: 8 goals (3 league)

Man Utd
Berbatov: 21 goals (20 league);
Hernandez: 16 goals (10 league)

MATCH OFFICIALS
Referee: Lee Mason
Assistant referees: Darren Cann & Patrick Keane
Fourth official: Stuart Attwell

LAST LEAGUE MATCH LINE-UPS
West Ham (D0-0 v Tottenham, a): Green, Jacobsen, da Costa, Upson, Bridge,
O'Neil, Parker, Hitzlsperger, Noble, Cole (Obinna 78), Ba. Subs not used:
Boffin, Gabbidon, Tomkins, Boa Morte, Sears, Hines.
Man Utd (W1-0 v Bolton, h): Van der Sar, Brown (Fabio Da Silva 46),
Smalling, Evans, Evra, Valencia, Carrick, Giggs, Nani, Rooney, Hernandez
(Berbatov 46). Subs not used: Kuszczak, Owen, Park, Gibson, Gill.

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Boleyn On The Move
KUMB.com
Filed: Thursday, 31st March 2011
By: Staff Writer No.2
The owners of the Boleyn Tavern have come up with a novel way to ensure the
pub's survival after the club moves to the Olympic Stadium in 2014.

The whole pub is to be demolished and moved brick by brick to a site in the
Olympic Village close to the new ground. A spokesman for the pub's owners
told us "it wouldn't be financially viable for us to keep the pub open after
the club moves and, unless we do something, the building would end up being
boarded up and left to rot".

Despite its lack of a decent real ale, the pub is listed in CAMRA guides for
its Victorian architecture and interior and it is anticipated that the
project will be overseen by pub experts from the beer drinkers' pressure
group to ensure that the authenticity of the pub's atmosphere is maintained.
The CAMRA City and East London Branch secretary told us: "We will be keeping
a close eye on the things and we'll resist any attempts by the owners to
update the interior once the move to Stratford is complete. Some of the
carpets in there must have been laid down when the pub first opened and as
such form a vital part of East London history, so we will be insisting that
they stay."

The down side to the move is that the pub plans to close down at the end of
the current season in order that the move can be completed in time for the
Olympic opening ceremony in 2012. The pub's owner told us "we will need to
get the pub on to the new site by August 2012 to take advantage of the
influx of sports fans, as well as those who like synchronised swimming.
Also, given the amount of work required to convert the stadium into a
football ground we'd have had trouble booking a low-loader to take the
bricks over there if we left it until nearer the time the club moves". He
quipped "Since it takes forever for our customers to get served on matchdays
anyway we're not sure that too many will notice a further two year delay!"

It is thought that plans to undertake a similar project with other matchday
watering holes were considered but were ditched over technical
considerations. The Black Lion's outside lavatory was deemed to be "not in
keeping" with the proposed new surroundings whilst it was thought that the
building housing the Earl of Wakefield wouldn't survive the removal of the
old wallpaper.

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Elm agent denies talks
Links with rival clubs rejected
By Kent Hedlundh Last updated: 30th March 2011
SSN

Rasmus Elm's agent insists he has not talked with any clubs about a possible
summer move. The Sweden international is currently plying his trade for AZ
Alkmaar and his performances have been drawing a great deal of attention.
Elm rejected a host of clubs to join AZ in 2009 and his agent Patrick Moerk
insists he will not necessarily be moving on this summer. Reports had
claimed that talks had already taken place with West Ham and Werder Bremen,
but Moerk insists that is not true.
"There are many clubs in Europe who have told me that I should call when Elm
is ready to move," Moerk told Sportbladet. "He is enjoying himself and does
not feel that he is finished with Dutch football. "He is choosing his clubs
very carefully."

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Grant - 40 points a minimum
Hammers boss focused on securing survival
Last updated: 31st March 2011
SSN

Avram Grant has not set a specific target for survival but has predicted
that teams will need at least 40 points to avoid relegation. West Ham were
written off in many quarters following a dismal start to the Premier League
season but have found some impressive form over the past few weeks to raise
hopes of a great escape.
They are just above the drop zone going into Saturday's home clash with
league leaders Manchester United, and Grant is looking for another good
performance.
He is focused on trying to collect as many points as he can from each match
but accepts the Hammers will have to increase their current tally of 32 by
at least eight to have any chance of staying up. "We have spoken about being
more consistent in our games and making a good balance between defence and
offence," he said. "We have also talked about scoring more goals and
conceding less goals and about how we do it. We train different too. "But I
don't believe in [having a points target] so much because last year West Ham
stayed in the league with 35 points.

Nobody knows

"The year before it was 35, two years before it was 38 and this season I
think it will be 40 and more. "We want to take as many points as we can and
then who knows, nobody knows. "I don't think one manager knows how many
points will be enough to stay in the league." Just eight points separate
Sunderland in ninth spot and bottom-placed Wigan, and Grant admits there is
some comfort in knowing so many teams are involved in the dogfight. "We have
thought about this but I am sure other teams are thinking the same thing,"
he said. "Every team can be relegated and every team can be in 11th place at
the end of the season, but we are only thinking about ourselves. "I think we
showed many good things even in the first half of the season and now things
are better, we are more consistent. "If we only think about ourselves we can
do it. It will be tough, it is not easy and we don't have easy games but
also if you look at our games we are not an easy team to beat."

United respect
The Hammers can welcome back Frederic Piquionne and Robbie Keane from injury
this weekend as Grant looks for a repeat of the Carling Cup upset against
Sir Alex Ferguson's side from earlier this season. The Red Devils head to
East London beset with injuries, although Grant has rejected the notion that
this will be a big advantage to West Ham. "We don't have a fully-fit squad
but we have more than we used to," he added. "When West Ham have two or
three players injured it looks like there are no injuries because you are
used to 10 or 11 injuries. "But United are a very good team. In any position
they have two or three very good players. They are in the first place in the
league and we fully respect them, but we need to think about ourselves.
"From the last seven games I think we have lost only one and we have
improved a lot. "I have not seen the statistics but if you compare the
second half of the league [season] to the first I think we have improved
more than 50 per cent and we want to continue with this."

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Parker pick pleases Grant
Hammers boss reckons captain's international role is long overdue
By Ben Collins Last updated: 31st March 2011
SSN

West Ham manager Avram Grant feels it is about time for Scott Parker to be
earning regular international recognition. The Hammers midfielder became the
first England player to earn his first four caps playing for different clubs
when he came off the bench in last month's friendly in Denmark. Parker's
continued good form for the Hammers saw him named in the starting line-up
for Saturday's Euro 2012 qualifying win in Wales and the 30-year-old
justified his selection with an impressive performance. Parker is now set to
remain a regular in the England squad but Grant feels that is long overdue
given the consistency he has shown at Upton Park since signing from
Newcastle in 2007. "I've spoken about this from the beginning of the
season," Grant told Sky Sports News. "If you look at the midfielders playing
in England, Scott Parker is maybe the best midfielder this season.

Deserved

"He's a good lad, he's a positive lad, and he's good for the team. He's
doing a job that sometimes other players don't like to do so much and I'm
very pleased he's getting the recognition. "For me, it's normal. It should
have come before." Parker is in the running to be named Footballer of the
Year having led by example during West Ham's battle to beat the drop. The
former Charlton and Chelsea man has missed just two Premier League games so
far, not only playing through the pain barrier but also playing on after his
father passed away earlier this month. "He was available for us all the
time," Grant explained. "This season he's played with us when he was injured
and his other problems. "He's a very special guy, a special character and
he's good for the team."

Parker was one of several West Ham players away on international duty but
Grant has no injuries to report as his side returns to league action at home
to leaders Manchester United on Saturday. Of course, we wanted to play last
Saturday because we had good momentum but that was the (international)
fixture and we're looking forward to the game on Saturday," added Grant.
"From our point of view, at the moment it looks like everyone is fit, but at
West Ham you never know!"

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Hitz aims for cup repeat
German midfielder insists Hammers can upset United again
Last updated: 31st March 2011
SSN

Thomas Hitzlsperger has pointed to West Ham's Carling Cup tie with
Manchester United as they prepare to host the Premier League leaders on
Saturday. United may have fielded a weakened line-up in the quarter-final
clash back in November but the manner of West Ham's victory shocked many.
The Hammers won 4-0 to dump United out of the competition and inflict their
first defeat of the season. Sir Alex Ferguson's men remain on course for the
Premier League title, though, and will travel to Upton Park looking to
extend their five-point lead. But Hitzlsperger, who was injured for the
November clash, has urged the Hammers to look to that quarter-final game for
further inspiration. "I am just looking back to the Carling Cup game, that
was a fantastic game for us," he told the East London Advertiser. "I saw
that one and it was a fabulous performance, so if we look back on that one,
we know that we can beat them if we are playing to our strengths. "But they
are the best team in the country at the moment and it won't be an easy
afternoon. "I am in a good mood, so are the other players and therefore it
should be a good afternoon," added the Germany international.

Confidence

"Confidence is quite high at the moment. Recent results have been good apart
from the FA Cup game at Stoke, so therefore the atmosphere is quite good and
hopefully it will be the same after the game on Saturday." West Ham have
boosted their survival hopes by winning their last two home games to climb
out of the drop zone on goal difference. Hitzlsperger's return from injury
has been a major factor in the Hammers' revival, with the quarter-final
defeat at Stoke the only time the former Lazio midfielder has been on the
losing side in five games. And the 28-year-old has become an instant hero
amongst the Hammers' faithful for his composure on the ball and his superb
shooting ability, which has already produced two goals. "I'm happy with the
way it is going after such a long injury, I didn't really know what to
expect," he said. "But in four of the games I have played 90 minutes, and in
the other one 70 minutes, so it is more than I expected to be fair. "I'm
quite happy with the way things are going. I've scored goals and set a few
up so I couldn't have dreamed of a better start really, but there is still a
long way to go and plenty of space to improve and I am working on that and
hopefully by the end of the season I can get even better and help the team
to stay up."

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We Av had some real shockers
Published: Today
The Sun

AVRAM GRANT reckons referees have dumped West Ham in the relegation
dogfight. The Hammers boss believes his team have suffered more than anyone
in the Premier League and would be 10 points better off but for officials'
blunders. Grant, who faces an FA improper conduct charge next week, said:
"The decisions have gone against us too many times. "If they were right we
would now have at least 10 more points. "I'm not saying they do it on
purpose. But the game's much quicker than even five years ago. "Refs make
mistakes, they're not computers but they need to accept a manager is allowed
to say they are wrong. "We've suffered more than any other side from
decisions this season." Grant appears before an FA disciplinary committee on
Monday after slating ref Mike Jones' performance in the FA Cup defeat at
Stoke.

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We must Hammer out results
Published: 31 Mar 2011
The Sun

AVRAM GRANT believes West Ham will need to pick up more than 40 points to
avoid relegation. The Hammers are currently clear of the drop zone on goal
difference alone with eight games to play. They already have 32 points on
the board but Grant has refused to set a total to guarantee safety. He said:
"We have spoken about being more consistent in our games and making a good
balance between defence and offence. "We have also talked about scoring more
goals and conceding less goals and about how we do it. We train different
too. "But I don't believe in having a points target so much because last
year West Ham stayed in the league with 35 points. "The year before it was
35, two years before it was 38 and this season I think it will be 40 and
more. "We want to take as many points as we can and then who knows, nobody
knows. "I don't think one manager knows how many points will be enough to
stay in the league."

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Grant: Ref gaffes have cost us 10 points
Published 23:00 31/03/11 By Neil McLeman
The Mirror

Avram Grant believes West Ham have suffered more dodgy decisions than
Manchester United this season. The Irons boss reckons referees have cost his
side 10 points - the difference between fighting relegation and challenging
for a place in Europe. United boss Sir Alex Ferguson said yesterday the
Premier League leaders had suffered "terrible decisions" against Chelsea.
The Scot is now serving a five-match ban for his criticism of ref Martin
Atkinson after his side's defeat at Stamford Bridge. Grant faces an FA
hearing for improper conduct on Monday after suggesting Mike Jones favoured
Stoke in West Ham's FA Cup quarter-final loss.
But the manager insisted a run of bad calls earlier in the season -
especially a Frederic Piquionne "winning goal" at Molineux that was wrongly
disallowed for handball - have cost his side more at the other end of the
table. West Ham are at home to United tomorrow, and Grant said: "We have
suffered more than any other team from decisions, as everyone has seen on
television. "The decision was against us too many times. If the decision was
right, we would have had at least 10 points more. "This is part of the game.
You can accept one decision that was for us, but most of the decisions was
against us. "Everyone understands what Alex said and what he spoke about in
the last games. I don't know about Manchester United, I think about us."
Grant said referees needed extra help to make the right calls - and insisted
they did not take criticism personally. "I am not saying that one referee
did it on purpose," he said. "But the game is much quicker. We need to help
the referee so that they can do their job better. "But the refs take it too
personally sometimes. When the ref makes a mistake it's OK, it's part of the
game, they're not computers. "So they need to accept that managers, as long
as they do not question the integrity of the ref, can say if the referee was
wrong or not."

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Daily WHUFC News - 31st March 2011

Bridgey backs charity cause
WHUFC.com
An Oxfam charity event at the Boleyn Ground has been backed by Wayne Bridge
30.03.2011

Wayne Bridge has hailed the "brilliant" Hammers fans for the way they have
helped him to settle in at the Boleyn Ground. The left-back, who has made an
immediate impact since arriving in January, was speaking to West Ham TV at a
special event to raise money for a Mali project in conjunction with Oxfam.
It featured scores of children from Keys Meadow Primary School from Enfield
running a mile around the Boleyn Ground pitch. The aim is to help children
and their families in rural communities to improve their literacy skills and
have access to clean water. The idea of running the mile and raising money
for the project was chosen by the children themselves, with the overall aim
to run collaborative marathons around the pitches and tracks of stadiums and
athletic centres across London. Bridge was delighted to get involved, and
paid tribute to the youngsters' commitment. "A mile is a long way for kids,"
he told West Ham TV. "But they seemed to have a lot of energy. They have got
big smiles from meeting me but it is more the other way round to see the
smiles you can put on their faces. It is good meeting fans that appreciate
you and meeting fans that cheer us on week in, week out. "The fans have been
brilliant ever since I have been here. I noticed they do get behind the
team. Even when we were three-nil down against West Brom I was thinking we
would go out after half-time and they would have left. "They were still
there cheering us on and they definitely helped us in that second half. It
would be nice to give them something to shout about on Saturday."

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Spence extends City stay
WHUFC.com
Swift progress for club and country has compelled Jordan Spence to stay out
on loan for longer
30.03.2011

Jordan Spence is having the time of his life at Bristol City. Two days after
making his England Under-21 bow, the 20-year-old has extended his spell
until the end of the Championship season on 7 May. Spence has shone in his
first four matches at Ashton Gate, helping the team to three wins in four
matches and making the right-back position his own. He did not think twice
about staying for longer and could still then return to West Ham United with
a chance of figuring in the Barclays Premier League before the top-flight
campaign closes on 22 May. After that could yet be a dream call for the
Young Lions at the UEFA U21 EURO in the summer.
But first, Spence is just delighted to be playing regular football at a high
standard. "Three wins in four matches has been a good start," he told
whufc.com. "When I first signed, they were on the back of two wins but it
was nice to be able to come and keep that winning momentum. "It is brilliant
to be playing games, playing and winning football matches is what it is all
about and when those two things work in tandem there is nothing better."

Living in the south-west has not fazed the homegrown Hammer after previous
successful temporary spells with Leyton Orient and Scunthorpe United in his
career.
"It is a great club, that is why I am here. I had heard good things from
other people. I am living in a really lovely city, there is a great bunch of
lads and a good coaching and managerial set-up. I was really grateful for
Keith Millen giving me the chance to come down and play. Hopefully I can
repay that faith."

With the Hammers first team in a survival scrap, Spence knew chances may be
limited to force his way into Avram Grant's thinking. He was eager to leave
reserve-team football behind and prove his worth in a high-pressure
situation - hopefully with the aim of staking his Boleyn claims in future.
"It had come to the stage of the season where it was important to go out and
play football. I am obviously really thankful for this move. It is a real
challenge, from top to bottom the results are really unpredictable. Like the
Premier League, in the Championship no game is a given and there are plenty
of real quality sides."

Spence is certainly playing alongside quality, with England goalkeeper David
James behind him in the City goal - "he is a great character on the pitch
and in the dressing room" - and the defender was keen to stress he was also
aware of the need to use his loan as a valuable learning curve. He is
relishing being used in a full-back position but will play wherever Millen
chooses to deploy him. "I would say that I am comfortable in both position.
I do enjoy right-back and the opportunity to join in the attacks, it is a
different challenge. I just like to play wherever anyone wants to use me."

Certainly Spence aspires to becoming a starter for the Hammers, having had a
brief taste of top-flight action on the last day of last season. "My
long-term plan is to play for West Ham United and it would be nice to come
back and play. Of course it is up to the manager but this loan move can only
help me."

What will also help is if Spence furthers his international experience. He
has long been in the Young Lions set-up, although the jump from U20s to U21s
was the hardest to take before this week's appearance in a 2-1 home defeat
by Iceland. "I give thanks to God that I have been [with England] since I
was 16. It is always special. It added to it for me this time because I
hadn't been involved for a while. I really enjoyed the whole time, being
with the squad and getting the chance to push on. Being part of Stuart
Pearce's plans for the summer finals will be a tough ask, although the fact
that Steve Wigley is the No2 for Bristol City and the U21s could be a
positive. He is also receiving plenty of encouragement from the Hammers
coaching staff, who have kept in close contact with him since he first made
the loan move west on 3 March. "There is a massive pool of players and a
high number of young players in my position around the country. I don't know
what will happen but all I can do is be as good as I can be. I need to
finish the season strongly and see where it takes me. There is so much time
left but, of course, I would love to go to the finals and represent my
country again."

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Demba takes SBOBET prize
WHUFC.com
Hammers striker Demba Ba has been named the fans' finest for March - fitting
reward for his superb displays
30.03.2011

Demba Ba has won the SBOBET player of the month award for March 2011. The
Senegal striker - away with his national team this week - won after securing
31.6 per cent of the vote, just ahead of Scott Parker on 30.2 per cent.
Robert Green was not far behind in third with 24.7 per cent of the more than
3,000 votes cast by Hammers fans. Parker had won for the previous three
months but Ba edged it for his displays in the 3-0 home win against Stoke
City - when he got the ball rolling with the opening goal - and the goalless
draw away to Tottenham Hotspur. In all, he has scored four goals in five
Barclays Premier League appearances since his January arrival.

The previous SBOBET winners this season have been:

February 2011 - Scott Parker
January 2011 - Scott Parker
December 2011 - Scott Parker
November 2011 - Victor Obinna
October 2011 - Mark Noble
September 2011 - Manuel da Costa
August 2011 - Kieron Dyer

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London Olympics: Judicial review threat over stadium
BBC.co.uk

Tottenham Hotspur have demanded answers from Olympics chiefs ahead of
possible court action over West Ham's successful bid for the 2012 stadium.
The Olympic Park Legacy Company (OPLC) confirmed it had received written
questions from lawyers for the north London club. The OPLC has four weeks to
respond, after which Tottenham could request a judicial review. A spokesman
for London's mayor defended the stadium bidding process. Tottenham may seek
to challenge the process the OPLC followed in making its decision to choose
West Ham as its preferred bidder for the stadium. An OPLC spokeswoman said:
"We can confirm that a letter before action in relation to potential
judicial review proceedings has been issued. "The Olympic Park Legacy
Company ran a very rigorous and transparent process in its selection of the
recommended preferred bidder. "We have been supported by independent experts
in their field in terms of legal, financial, commercial and technical
advice."

The spokeswoman added: "We have been consistent, fair, objective and
entirely equal in our dealings with the bidders from start to finish. "We
are confident that if these judicial review proceedings are pursued, our
approach will be entirely vindicated by the courts." The UK government and
the office of the mayor of London are joint owners of the OPLC and will both
be involved in the court action. The office of London Mayor Boris Johnson
confirmed he had received a letter confirming Tottenham's decision. A City
Hall spokesman said: "We are advised and believe that the decision to choose
West Ham as the preferred bidder was properly taken."

A statement released by Tottenham Hotspur said: "At this stage the club has
not issued any proceedings against the OPLC or any other party in respect of
the decision regarding the award of the Olympic Stadium. "The club's lawyers
have written letters to the OPLC, the Mayor of London, the Minister of Sport
and the Secretary of State for Local Government and a separate letter to the
London Borough of Newham raising a number of concerns with the processes
which led to the award. "The letters also requested - in the interests of
transparency - for the provision of certain information concerning the
processes, which the club considers that it is entitled to. "Tottenham
Hotspur will determine its next step as and when it receives a response to
these letters."

Judicial reviews allow bodies to challenge decisions on grounds of
illegality, irrationality and unfairness. Reacting to the news, David Lammy,
Member of Parliament for Tottenham, said: "I'm deeply disappointed that
Spurs are still looking to move to Stratford. "A judicial review is a costly
and lengthy process that will only line the pockets of lawyers, leaving the
club, its fans and the Tottenham community in limbo. "We have made real
progress in the last few weeks to kick start the redevelopment at White Hart
Lane. "That is what fans want, it is what Tottenham wants and it is what
London wants."

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Fans' fury at ticket price hike
KUMB.com
Filed: Wednesday, 30th March 2011
By: Staff Writer

Sunderland fans are considering boycotting their team's visit to the Boleyn
Ground in May after West Ham announced that the cost of an away ticket was
rising by a third. Fans of the Black Cats were expected to arrive in east
London en masse on May 22nd for the final game of the 2010/11 Premier League
campaign. However many are now threatening to stay away after West Ham
confirmed that away fans would be expected to pay £46 per ticket - up from
£36. Supporter's website, Salut! Sunderland raged: "Be prepared to pass by
the mortgage broker on your way to paying for the West Ham United match. The
appalling rip-off merchants who have charge of West Ham have decided that
Sunderland supporters should be mugged for £46 apiece for the dubious honour
of a seat at the Boleyn [Ground]."

Meanwhile the London branch of the SAFC Supporters' Association confirmed
that they had considered balloting members with regards to boycotting the
game but had since reached the conclusion that "this is a matter of personal
choice and for many members, games in London offer the only opportunities to
follow the team."

West Ham's Premier League future could yet rely on the outcome of the game.
Sunderland are unlikely to be affected although currently sit just six
points clear of the relegation zone (and West Ham) in ninth place, having
already amassed 38 points.

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Tottenham OS statement
KUMB.com
Filed: Wednesday, 30th March 2011
By: Staff Writer

Tottenham have confirmed that they are considering legal action in regards
to the decision to name West Ham United as the OPLC's preferred bidder. We
reported earlier how the north Londoners were threatening to seek judicial
review over the decision to award West Ham the tenancy of the stadium after
the 2012 games.
And Tottenham have since issued a brief statement confirming that they are
'raising a number of concerns' over the decision, which some have claimed
was a foregone conclusion prior to the decision to award United preferred
bidder status. "At this stage the club has not issued any proceedings
against the Olympic Park Legacy Company (the OPLC) or any other party in
respect of the decision regarding the award of the Olympic Stadium," Spurs'
statement read. "The club's lawyers have written letters to the OPLC, the
Mayor of London, the Minister of Sport and the Secretary of State for Local
Government and a separate letter to the London Borough of Newham raising a
number of concerns with the processes which led to the award. "The letters
also requested - in the interests of transparency - for the provision of
certain information concerning the processes, which the club considers that
it is entitled to. Tottenham Hotspur will determine its next step as and
when it receives a response to these letters."

The OPLC have four weeks to respond to Tottenham's 'enquiry'.

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Spurs seek OS review
KUMB.com
Filed: Wednesday, 30th March 2011
By: Staff Writer

Tottenham are set to take legal action over the decision to award the use of
the Olympic Stadium post-2012 to West Ham United. It was confirmed today
that the north Londoners - who were defeated in their bid to land preferred
bidder status last month - have informed the Olympic Park Legacy Committee
(OPLC) of their decision to seek judicial review of the process. The OPLC -
who insisted this lunchtime that the entire process was conducted as a
'rigorous and transparent' process - now have four weeks in which to reply
to Tottenham, who will then decide whether to process with legal action in a
bid to overturn the decision. "We can confirm that a letter in relation to
potential judicial review proceedings has been issued," a spokesperson for
the OPLC told the BBC. "The Olympic Park Legacy Company ran a very rigorous
and transparent process in its selection of the recommended preferred
bidder. We have been supported by independent experts in their field in
terms of legal, financial, commercial and technical advice. "We have been
consistent, fair, objective and entirely equal in our dealings with the
bidders from start to finish. We are confident that if these judicial review
proceedings are pursued, our approach will be entirely vindicated by the
courts."

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Consistency is key
KUMB.com
Filed: Wednesday, 30th March 2011
By: Kwame Boakye

As I sat down with my pint to watch our recent draw with Tottenham at the
Lane I was very comfortable in the fact that I knew exactly what the back
four would be, I knew who'd be lining up in our midfield and I knew who
would be leading the line.

The squad is finally around 95 per cent fit and with it the likes of
Faubert, Kovac and Ilunga can't even win a place on the bench these days.
The change in recent performances has been remarkable.

Defensively without accidents waiting to happen i.e. Spector, Faubert, and
Ilunga, (one can only imagine the horrors of what we would've witnessed at
the Lane had any of the aforementioned taken the field) we looked robust,
strong and decisive.

There is little doubt we were under the cosh for large periods but that
inevitable feeling that we were about to concede and that suddenly we would
all be hit with a barrage of texts never really seemed like occurring.

Over the last few weeks our back four has been made up of the same
characters; the tinkering has finally come to an end and it seems we've
stumbled across a back four that can stand up to the scrutiny.

I think I speak for us all when I decree that we all just feel that little
bit safer when any of Tomkins, Da Costa and Upson are at centre half;
Tomkins has matured and improved from last season immeasurably, Da Costa
looks like the no nonsense centre-half we've needed for years and Upson on
his day is still in the upper echelons of Premier League centre backs.

At right back Lars Jacobsen looks positively cultured and assured compared
to the very erratic Faubert and anyone who saw how masterfully Wayne Bridge
shackled the twin threats of Bale and Lennon would surely agree with Mr
Redknapp that he was arguably the signing of the transfer window.

The horrendous errors at the back that have blighted us for the majority of
the season have gradually been weeded out; the stability and consistency of
picking four from the same five has coincided with us just looking far more
solid.

The recent victory over Liverpool being the perfect example; just how many
clear cut opportunities did they carve out?

This leads me rather nicely on to our midfield trio of Parker, Noble and
Hitzlsperger…isn't it refreshing to have midfield players who can pass,
tackle and shoot! Remember when we lost 0-3 at home to Arsenal? Parker and
Hitz were injured and Noble went off early with an injury and we were left
with Kovac, Boa Morte and Spector!

It was embarrassing to watch as that midfield three literally couldn't
retain the ball for more than about two passes; that game was a rude
awakening as to how limited as footballers the like of Spector, Boa and
Kovac truly are.

They got completely overran without putting up as much as whimper.

Now as much as it pains me to say it, going to White Hart Lane is just about
as difficult a fixture as you can get in English football these days. So to
see the way our first choice midfield three not only battled and scrapped
but actually passed the ball was a joy to behold. Parker, Noble and Hitz
actually do something that's golden in football (beyond Spector and the
like!) They keep the ball! Keep it ticking over waiting and probing for the
right opportunity.

The forward line now falls under my scrutiny and the one man on every
Hammers fan's lips…Demba Ba. With the deal in the offing I took a butcher's
of his finest moments on Youtube and I was very impressed. I know it's easy
to look good on Youtube (Step forward Pablo Barrera) but Ba really impressed
me; always looked sharp, a clinical finisher, good in the air, quick and
powerful. It's no surprise to me the impact he's made, but it's not just his
goals; Ba's arrival has finally seen the perennially frustrating Carlton
Cole show a bit of form instead of the odd sporadic moment of genius.

Add to this Robbie Keane and Victor Obinna returning from injury, as well as
Freddie Piquionne who is just as frustrating and brilliant as Cole at times;
it all leaves Avram Grant with a delightful selection headache…the only
shame is that players like Freddie Sears and Junior Stanislas who did
brilliantly for us when we were short of attacking options have now faded
into obscurity.

The challenge now for Avram is to find a trio to lead the line and allow
them to develop a similar understanding to Parker, Noble and Hitz.

There is little doubt, we now have a forward line that's the envy of the
majority of the league and is our best chance for yet another West Ham
United late show; where we sleep through about 90 per cent of the season and
then turn it on when the games start to run out and then in typically
spectacular fashion (Tevez winner at Old Trafford in '07 and Scotty Parker's
winner against Wigan last season) we survive.

The 'decision' to stick with Avram Grant despite the way it came about… I
think we all know what really happened there…for goodness sake the man was
waving goodbye to the fans after the Arsenal game!

Grant must be given credit for turning things around and particularly the
manner in which he has done it. I must confess in my weaker moments, staring
squarely into the abyss I contemplated - I'm ashamed to admit - Sam
Allardyce and his particular brand of 'football' in a desperate bid to get
us out of the squalor.

I pictured a five-man midfield with endless long balls aimed up towards
Coley for flick-ons and knock-downs; I pictured endless what I call 'Stoke
City goals' which are basically really scrappy finishes from set-pieces
inside the six yard box. I pictured a real conflict between the fans who
would be equally relieved to stave off relegation (again) but also disgusted
that in order to save ourselves we had to betray the footballing legacy and
philosophy that the likes of Lyall and Greenwood had put in place.


So the fact we're getting results without resorting to the methods of the
likes of Tony Pulis and Sam Allardyce actually makes this whole ordeal
easier to cope with.

The credit must go to Grant and his trusted lieutenant Wally Downes and even
in a strangely obscure way to Messer's Gold and Sullivan and of course
Karren Brady; whatever happened or didn't happen they stuck with Grant and
perhaps now we are starting to see the benefits of that decision regardless
of the way it was reached.

To conclude, once again we've got ourselves in a predicament and our
fixtures aren't the kindest, but if we can keep our current team and system
together I feel we can haul ourselves out of yet another mess. We look solid
at the back, we have a midfield that can all retain possession, tackle and
shoot and lastly we have a forward line the envy of most.

We've given ourselves a chance; but I honestly believe this year's
relegation race will go down to the final day with as many as five or six
teams involved.

Consistency in our team selection is the key to our survival as we simply
have more in the locker than the teams around us.

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Spurs to Hammer Olympic move
By PAT SHEEHAN
Published: Today

TOTTENHAM have launched the first steps in getting the decision to allow
West Ham to move into the Olympic Stadium thrown out. The North London
club's legal team have written to the Olympic Park Legacy Committee and
Minister for Sport Hugh Robertson raising concerns that led to the Hammers
getting the vote ahead of Spurs. Among Tottenham's chief points is how
Newham Borough were able to make a £40million loan of local taxpayers' money
to help West Ham move in. The EU and the coalition Government do not like
state aid for private enterprise. Tottenham also feel Newham, the local
council for West Ham's current ground at Upton Park, did not discuss fully
their own proposals to take over the stadium after the 2012 Olympics. It is
widely believed West Ham got the nod as they committed to keeping the
running track around the stadium - but that was never part of the original
criteria for any new tenant. Tottenham reckon there is strong enough legal
opinion for a possible judicial review of the decision. And if any courtroom
move is successful it will mean the original vote in West Ham's favour being
quashed and the bidding process started all over again.

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Spurs continue Olympic Stadium fight
Published 14:17 30/03/11 By MirrorFootball
The Mirror

The battle for the Olympic Stadium could end up in court after Tottenham
challenged the legitimacy of the decision to award it to West Ham following
next year's Games. A bitter contest between the two clubs for the keys to
the £537million Olympic showpiece arena ended in February with the Olympic
Park Legacy Company (OPLC) choosing West Ham as the preferred bidder. The
Mayor of London and the Government rubber-stamped the organisation's
decision this month, meaning the Hammers were entitled to move into the
stadium in the summer of 2013.

Reports today suggested Tottenham had already applied for a judicial review
into the lawfulness of the decision, but the club denied that this
afternoon. The north London club did confirm, however, that they had sent
letters to various people involved in the decision-making process demanding
information regarding how the committee came to award the stadium to West
Ham. A Spurs statement read: "At this stage the club has not issued any
proceedings against the Olympic Park Legacy Company (the OPLC) or any other
party in respect of the decision regarding the award of the Olympic Stadium.
"The club's lawyers have written letters to the OPLC, the Mayor of London,
the Minister of Sport and the Secretary of State for Local Government and a
separate letter to the London Borough of Newham raising a number of concerns
with the processes which led to the award. "The letters also requested - in
the interests of transparency - for the provision of certain information
concerning the processes, which the club considers that it is entitled to.
"Tottenham Hotspur will determine its next step as and when it receives a
response to these letters."

The OPLC appear to have been bracing themselves for the prospect of the club
pressing for a judicial review into the decision, despite Spurs' denial that
that was the case. An OPLC spokesperson said: "We can confirm that a letter
before action in relation to potential judicial review proceedings has been
issued." The 14-person strong OPLC board, chaired by Baroness Ford, sought
advice from a number of bodies and organisations before awarding the Hammers
the Stratford stadium, and they are confident that their decision was
correct. The spokesperson added: "The Olympic Park Legacy Company ran a very
rigorous and transparent process in its selection of the recommended
preferred bidder. "We have been supported by independent experts in their
field in terms of legal, financial, commercial and technical advice. "We
have been consistent, fair, objective and entirely equal in our dealings
with the bidders from start to finish. "We are confident that if these
judicial review proceedings are pursued, our approach will be entirely
vindicated by the courts."

Should Spurs initiate a review, a judge will have to decide whether the
process to award West Ham the stadium was legal. Tottenham originally
planned to move to a 56,000 ground next to their current home in Haringey
before bidding for the Olympic Stadium became an option. A number of Spurs
fans bitterly opposed the proposed move to move to East London, insisting
that the club should stay in N17 as part of the original plan, which was
called the Northumberland Development Project. Tottenham MP David Lammy has
always supported the idea of Spurs staying in Haringey and even lobbied for
for the area around White Hart Lane to be part of an enterprise zone in
order to persuade the club to stay there. He said today: "I'm deeply
disappointed that Spurs are still looking to move to Stratford. "A judicial
review is a costly and lengthy process that will only line the pockets of
lawyers, leaving the club, its fans and the Tottenham community in limbo.
"We have made real progress in the last few weeks to kickstart the
redevelopment at White Hart Lane. "We have got a Mayoral Development
Corporation and we want an enterprise zone to boost Spurs. "I'm calling on
both sides - the club and the government - to come back together to work out
how to get the Northumberland Development Project back on the road. "That is
what fans want, it is what Tottenham wants and it is what London wants."

West Ham have yet to make a comment on today's developments. A spokesperson
for Newham Council, who partnered West Ham in their bid for the stadium,
said: "We have received the letter (from Tottenham) and will be considering
our next steps."

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West Ham WILL stay up - Keane
Published 23:00 30/03/11 By Darren Lewis
The Mirror

Defiant Robbie Keane insists West Ham will not be relegated. The Republic of
Ireland striker, on loan at the Hammers from Spurs, says he has seen enough
quality in the Upton Park squad to convince him that they will be in the
Premier League last season. Keane, who scored for his country against
Macedonia at the weekend, said: "I think, as a group of players, we
certainly believe we won't get relegated." West Ham were outstanding in
their last Premier League match to hold Champions League quarter-finalists
Tottenham to a point. Keane added: "I think we have to believe that, after a
defensive performance like that - and that we certainly have the players in
the team who can score goals. "The table is so close. If we get a couple of
back-to-back wins, we're right back up there again."

LAST FOUR RESULTS - W W D D

REMAINING FIXTURES - April 2: Manchester United (H). April 9: Bolton (A).
April 16: Aston Villa (H). April 23: Chelsea (A). May 1: Manchester City
(A).May 7: Blackburn (H). May 15: Wigan (A). May 22: Sunderland (H)

KEY PLAYER - Scott Parker. Obviously. The England midfielder has been both
outstanding and inspirational in equal measure. The big tip for Player of
the Year.

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Depleted Man United return to scene of thrashing
By Mitch Phillips
LONDON | Thu Mar 31, 2011 3:03am BST
Uk.reuters.com

(Reuters) - Manchester United have already lost 4-0 at West Ham United this
season and, with a patched-up defence, they cannot afford a repeat on
Saturday as the Premier League title race resumes. A second-string United
side crashed out of the League Cup at Upton Park and with Rio Ferdinand,
John O'Shea, Jonny Evans and Rafael da Silva all ruled out, manager Alex
Ferguson will be short of defensive options. The international break came at
a good time for the league leaders and at least they should be boosted by
the return of captain Nemanja Vidic who emerged unscathed from his comeback
game for Serbia. "It has been a bad spell for us," said Ferguson, adding
that injuries were undermining any hopes of emulating the 1999 team who won
the treble of Premier League, Champions League and FA Cup. "It is going to
be more difficult than it was in 1999, we didn't have the injuries we do
now," he added. "There is a great desire to do it but we have so many
injuries to defenders at present."

United lead the standings on 63 points, five ahead of Arsenal who have a
game in hand. United still have to visit the Emirates as well as hosting
third-placed Chelsea (54 points) so the league is still wide open. United,
who have won only four of 15 away league games this season, start Saturday's
action with an 11.45 GMT kickoff and will be hoping the game follows a
similar pattern as the 4-0 league win at West Ham last season. West Ham,
however, are above the relegation zone on goal difference only and a third
home league win a row would boost their prospects of avoiding the drop.
Arsenal, who have to wait until 1630 to play Blackburn Rovers at the
Emirates, have won their last seven home games against them, scoring 25
goals in the process.

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'It's almost as if I was never a footballer' Ashton taking time out to
rediscover his love of game that once promised so much
By IVAN SPECK
EXCLUSIVE
Last updated at 1:53 AM on 31st March 2011
Daily Mail

Dean Ashton spent international weekend with his young family in their
Norfolk idyll, kicking a football around with three-year-old son Ethan on
the semi-circular lawn. There was no running, though, because Ashton no
longer can. He was three months short of his 23rd birthday when he was
called into Steve McClaren's first England squad for a friendly against
Greece in August 2006. The day before his debut, a heavy tackle in training
from team-mate Shaun Wright-Phillips shattered his left ankle and re-shaped
his life. In the changing room, pain, shock and fear took hold. Ashton
cried uncontrollably because he knew the injury was severe. He played only
41 more games, including 45 minutes for England in Trinidad. He knew he was
not the same player and his career was over at the age of 26. The same age
Wayne Rooney will reach later this year; they used to talk about Ashton and
Rooney as England's next strike force.

In spite of the occasional punditry for Sky and a visit to his old club
Norwich with family and friends, Ashton has pulled back from football
because he had to. He needs to love the game again and for that to happen,
the resentment over his fate has to subside. 'I'm still bitter about the way
football is for me personally, so I want to give myself plenty of time to
feel comfortable with it again,' he says with a refreshing candour. 'It's
very difficult when you finish playing the game but all of the players
you've been playing with carry on and players who are older than you are
still playing. 'I was in the same Under 21s team as James Milner, Darren
Bent, Carlton Cole, Michael Dawson and Stewart Downing. They are all in the
England squad now. That's what is hard to watch because you feel you would
have been there and involved in matches like the Wales game. That makes it
very difficult to handle.

'I don't feel bitter towards England. I don't sit in my room depressed when
England are on. And I have no grudge towards Shaun Wright-Phillips. It's
just that I'm not comfortable yet with loving football. The worst thing I
could do would be to rush back into football and really dislike it. 'It's
pretty simple. I just wish I hadn't broken my ankle. But I had a good 10
years in the game and the experience I had was fantastic. My best friends
who were at the Crewe academy with me but who never quite made it soon
remind me, "Hang on, we didn't make it and we've got nine-to-five jobs.
You've got to be grateful for what you had".'

There may be no grudge towards Wright-Phillips but ask Ashton whether the
Manchester City winger phoned him with a message of sympathy or apology
when his retirement was finally confirmed in December 2009 and the answer is
a simple 'No'. Ashton prefers to keep his feelings on the matter private
but you feel that if the boot which ended a fellow professional's career had
been on a different foot — Ashton's foot, perhaps — a phone call would have
been the minimum support offered.
Ashton also prefers to keep details of his financial severance from the game
private, but it is safe to say he does not have to find work until he is
ready. A five-year contract West Ham gave him in the summer of 2008, just a
few months before his ankle gave out for good, helped. 'I was lucky enough
that I managed to play in the Premier League for a few years and that makes
me more secure than a lot of players who retired through injury before the
money came into the game. 'I haven't even thought about managing, let alone
coaching at the moment, although the coaching side is something I want to do
when I feel I'm really ready to do it. 'You can't be retired from 26 for the
rest of your life. You need things to stimulate your mind. Although I've got
young kids at the moment, eventually they will go to school and I will need
to test my mind and keep my brain going. I'm not particularly busy but it's
lovely just to be spending time with the family and doing things I want to
do. It's nice to have free time. There are not many people in the country
who get to spend time with their kids like I am at the moment. 'The phone
didn't particularly ring a lot when I retired. I had the odd text message
but not many deep and meaningful conversations with people. However bad
they feel for you, professional players almost want to block it out. They
don't want to think about what it must be like and to think that it might
happen to them.'

You sense that the emotions at work, even within the articulate and
intelligent Ashton, are complex and still a little raw. At least the pain
has subsided from his left ankle and with it the heartache of fighting a
daily battle which he knew deep down would be lost. 'I was really glad to
retire in the end because I had had enough of operations and recovery and
waking up every morning not being able to walk to the fridge. It was a
weight off my shoulders when I did finish because it was just so difficult
being in so much pain. 'Now I can do normal things. I can walk, cycle, row,
although I can't do anything that involves running. My ankle doesn't hurt
but because it doesn't move any more, there's no flexion. I use my knee and
foot a lot to compensate. 'If I really had to run, then I could, but I would
have a terrible limp and I would look really stupid. I played in a charity
basketball match and it was a case that the ball and everyone went up one
end while I just stood at the other end until they all came rushing back. 'I
can kick the ball absolutely fine with both feet and I can mess around with
the kids, which is really nice because before I finished I wouldn't have
been able to do that. And I can play golf and walk the whole course.
'Obviously in later life I'm going to have trouble with my knees, my foot,
my hip, arthritis in the different areas which take more strain than they
probably should do, but I had no choice but to have the operation. It was
the best chance I had to have a normal life of walking and playing with the
kids.'

Ashton's retirement was also a blessing of sorts for his wife Gemma, who
shared the mental anguish but who could do nothing to ease her husband's
pain through the ordeal. She said: 'It is really hard because you want to be
able to help your husband but there is very little you can do. He has coped
with it amazingly well. I don't know anyone who could have coped with it as
well as he has. I never saw him get upset. 'It's been a different journey
for him to the one the fans have seen. I think he has known himself for a
lot longer than they did that he would have to retire. When it came to it,
he had already dealt with that in his head. It's definitely a change from
when he was playing to have him around all the time, but really nice too,
especially because our children are young.' Being removed from the crowds
and the adulation does have one advantage for Ashton. It takes you away from
intrusion and insinuation like the whispering campaign during his Norwich
days that said that he was gay. He is not, but he wants to see football move
into a position where it becomes a non-issue, so that others do not have to
endure similar treatment. 'When I first came to Norwich, I was 21 and on my
own. Jason Shackell, Ryan Jarvis and Ian Henderson were really nice to me,
showing me around the city, going to the cinema or bowling. Me and Shacks
just went for a meal one night. The next minute it is, "Ashton and Shackell
are lovers". I always wonder who has got the time or the thoughts to do
something like that on the internet. But you can't stop it so why worry
about it? 'We're in such a modern world now that things like that shouldn't
matter any more. I know that football's meant to be a real man's game, as
they say, but it shouldn't be anybody else's business.' There are no
reminders of Ashton's career on show in the living area of the family home,
not his solitary England cap, nor his FA Cup runners-up medal from 2006, nor
any photo of his peroxide blond hair atop a claret and blue West Ham shirt.
Even if there were, he would view them as third-party possessions, such is
the detached perspective he now holds on life in the game. 'Because I've
gone from playing to not playing and not even being able to run, it's almost
like I never actually was a footballer, if that makes sense.
'It's really strange but that's because at the moment the last thing I could
do is play football. And I haven't played for nearly three years now.' When
he does return to football, the likeable Ashton will be an asset, but that
time has not yet arrived.

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Tottenham's lawyers seek clarification over Olympic Stadium decision
Letters written to OPLC, London mayor and minister of sport
Tottenham join Leyton Orient in concerns over process
Jamie Jackson
guardian.co.uk, Wednesday 30 March 2011 15.46 BST

Tottenham Hostpur's lawyers have written to the Olympic Park Legacy Company,
the mayor of London, two government departments and Newham Council,
regarding the awarding of the 2012 stadium in Stratford to West Ham United.
A statement on Tottenham's website said: "At this stage the Club has not
issued any proceedings against the Olympic Park Legacy Company (the OPLC) or
any other party in respect of the decision regarding the award of the
Olympic Stadium. The Club's lawyers have written letters to the OPLC, the
Mayor of London, the Minister of Sport and the Secretary of State for Local
Government and a separate letter to the London Borough of Newham raising a
number of concerns with the processes which led to the award.

"The letters also requested — in the interests of transparency — for the
provision of certain information concerning the processes, which the Club
considers that it is entitled to. Tottenham Hotspur will determine its next
step as and when it receives a response to these letter."

Barry Hearn, the Leyton Orient chairman, has written to David Cameron and
Boris Johnson regarding the decision. He is concerned that, as Orient is the
club nearest to the stadium, it may be unduly affected by West Ham moving to
the venue.

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