Saturday, May 7

Daily WHUFC News - 7th May

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West Ham United v Blackburn Rovers: Match Preview
Knees Up Mother Brown

By: Preview Percy

He's been away with the Derby & Joan club - whic came as a surprise to
them since they kicked him out years ago. He is Preview Percy and here's
his take on this weekend's match....

Next we entertain Blackburn Rovers in a 3pm Saturday kick-off at the
Boleyn. TfL have helpfully shut the District line once more - their
excuse earlier this season was that the works are planned 6 months in
advance. They've remained rather silent on the past 4 months though.

Blackburn come into this match on the back of a 1-0 defeat of Bolton
last week, a victory that, whilst not totally easing their relegation
worries, at least pointed them in the general direction of safety. The
win was, however, the only one of their last six games, the other five
results comprising three draws (2-2 at home to Blackpool, 1-1 at the
library and 1-1 at home to Birmingham) and two defeats (2-0 away to
Everton and 1-0 at home to Man City) giving them a return of 6 points
from their last 18 and leaving them six points and four places above us
which, irrespective of our own problems, is still close enough to the
drop zone for them to have genuine concerns - especially if the result
of this match goes the right way from our point of view. Their remaining
fixtures include the visit of Moan Utd - where if the players don't beat
you the ref will - and a last day away trip to Molineux where fellow
strugglers Wolves will also be in "fighting for life" mode.

When we last met these opponents they'd just dispensed with the services
of Allardyce - funny how his surname contains the word "lard" isn't it.
The current incumbent in the hotseat is Steve Kean who, at the time of
our visit to Ewood, had just been appointed d caretaker manager by
Venkey's, the Indian based poultry farming business. Kean now has the
job on a permanent basis (though the definition of that word in football
terms is, of course, flexible in the extreme). There have been
mutterings about the various connections between Kean, his agent and the
sports management group Kentaro with more than one eyebrow being raised
at the potential for conflicts of interest to arise within a club where
agents appear to have a major say in the running of the club. Makes you
wonder what the late Jack Walker would have made of it all.

They have two definite antipodean absentees for this match in the form
of Ryan Nelsen and Vince Grella. Kiwi captain Nelsen's season ended
prematurely following knee surgery in April, whilst Aussie Grella is in
a similar boat, his injury-hit season coming to a spluttering halt with
an Achilles problem.

There are three further players listed on the "subject to fitness-test"
list: Dave "Junior" Hoilett is a striker/winger who hails from Canada,
thus adding to those players from around the Empire amongst the Rovers
squad. Oh ok then "Commonwealth" if you must. Hoilett's career in Europe
began in Germany with loan spells at Paderborn and St Pauli. On his
return to Ewood in 2009 he impressed with a brace in a pre-season
friendly against Leigh Genesis, though his contribution in later
pre-season matches against Westhoughton Pink Floyd, Horwich Emerson Lake
& Palmer and Ince-In Makerfield Van Der Graaf Generator don't seem to
have been recorded for posterity.

Another doubt is midfielder David Dunn. Dunn seemed to have enormous
potential as part of a decent England U21 in the period either side of
the turn of the millennium. Indeed, he even gained full international
recognition, replacing somebody called Kieron Dyer in a 2002
international v Portugal. However, all the early promise seemed to
disappear and a difference of opinion with Rovers boss Graeme Souness
led to his transfer to Birmingham City where he spent 3 ½ seasons
between 2003-2007. During the January 2007 window it looked for all the
world as if he would be signing for Allardyce who, at that time, was
espousing his version of "the beautiful game" at Bolton Wanderers. Dunn
even took and passed a medical but, alerted to the player's apparent
fondness of clubs beginning with the letter "B", Mark Hughes laid out
£2.2m to bring the player back to the club where his career had started.
The deal annoyed the hell out of Allardyce - which was nice - and
saddened the then Birmingham manager Steve Bruce who might have stood
more of a chance of hanging onto the player had he not constantly
referred to him as "Dunny" - a name that will no doubt raise a schoolboy
giggle amongst those who hail from the Australian part of the Empire,
sorry, Commonwealth.

The third fitness test will be taken by 35 year old Spaniard Michel
Salgado, who was once described by then Real Madrid team-mate Steve
McManaman as "a genuine psychopath" . Salgado apparently rejoices in the
nickname "Il Due" which apparently is Italian for the number two.
Aussies, feel free to make up your own punch-line involving Dunny at
this point. The last of the right-sided defender's 53 Spanish caps came
in 2006 and no doubt he was more than relieved to finally escape Real
Madrid in 2009, fulfilling a no doubt long standing ambition to play at
Ewood Park rather than the Bernabau. Of the three fitness test players,
Kean reckons "at least two" will be fit for the match - though rather
unsportingly the Rovers boss wouldn't say which two.

Up front against Bolton the line was led by veteran journeyman Jason
Roberts. Roberts is a nephew of former West Brom (amongst others)
striker Cyrille Regis. Roberts arrived at Ewood from Wigan in 2006 and
is yet another of those apparently ordinary forwards who seems to be
able to wreak havoc with our defence. Other options up front include
Senegalese international Mame Biram Diouf who is on loan from Salford,
and Roque Santa Cruz, who is on loan from Manchester City. Santa Cruz
has yet to score since his return from Eastlands whilst Diouf has netted
three times in his 25 league outings this term.

Their top scorer is Nikolai Kalinic, the Croatian international who has
five league goals this season, though he was one who started from the
bench last weekend, getting 25 minutes in the win over Bolton.

Us? Well if the owners can't be bothered to put in an appearance it does
beg the question as to why I should bother. It's only the editors'
insistence that they will hide my walking frame just before opening time
if I don't write something now that is keeping me putting pen to paper
as we speak.

Team news isn't great. There are major doubts about the fitness of
Footballer Of The Year (Bale? Pah!) Scott Parker and, even if he is fit
to start it's a bit of a dilemma as to whether he should play. On the
one hand, starting him might just kick start the team into better things
in a match from which three points are a must. On the other hand, if (as
reports suggest) his Achilles is still not right, risking him could well
rule him out for the equally as vital last two matches. It's an
unenviable position for the manager. Whichever option Grant goes for
he'll be damned if he does and damned if he doesn't.

Mark Noble's season appears to be over - he's suffering from something
that has the brilliant name of Gilmore's Groin, which, coincidentally,
is probably the name of one of those Australian places in the middle of
nowhere which has one pub and one Dunny. There are also doubts over
Upson (dead leg) and Tomkins (knee, though arguably DaCosta if fit might
be the better option to deal with Roberts.

I suppose that there were some crumbs of comfort to be taken from the
performances at Chelsea and Man City. Predictable though the result at
Stamford Bridge was (not least Torres breaking his duck, the result
flattered them. But, as the old saying goes if you don't take your
chances... The true merit of the performance at Eastlands was less easy
to judge. Sure we had our moments but how much they were down to City
taking their collective feet off the pedal is open to question.

So it's down to this. Win and we get to prolong the agony for another
week lose and we may as well all join the owners wherever it is they
chose to go when they can't be bothered to watch us play. I'll go for a
nervy 2-1 win which will have us all looking nervously at the other results.

Enjoy the game!

Last Season: Drew 0-0 - a match devoid of interest

Referee: Peter Walton Poor official who famously sent off Freddie
Piquionne for climbing into the crowd at Everton, despite the fact that
he, er, didn't.

Danger Man: Jason Roberts He's just that sort of player.

Daft Fact Of The WeekStrange talent show winner Susan Boyle, was
actually born in Blackburn. Although it is a completely different
Blackburn, it's still the most interesting thing to have happened within
300 miles of Ewood Park.
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Sell at your peril, Grant tells Gold

Knees Up Mother Brown

Avram Grant has insisted that West Ham should hang on to their better
players in the event of relegation - 24 hours after co-chairman David
Gold suggested they would be sold.

With just three league games left to play this season - the first of
which comes tomorrow when Blackburn visit the Boleyn Ground - United sit
bottom of the Premier League and three points from safety.

Gold told the BBC yesterday that the squad's English internationals -
Robert Green, Matthew Upson, Scott Parker and Carlton Cole - would
almost certainly depart, should the Irons slip through the trap door.

However Grant - whose position is already under serious threat - accused
Gold of taking a short-term view of the situation, whilst maintaining
his stance that Premier League survival can still be achieved.

"To put West Ham in a good position you need to keep the good players,"
he said. "A good, positive player can help you do that. About the
profile of the squad, the strategy, you need to think more than one year.

"Newcastle were relegated, they kept their team and they are now in the
middle of the league. I can give you many examples.

"Most of the teams in the second division have become much stronger. We
don't want to do it. We want to stay in this league and do it in the
Premier League - and I believe that we can do it."

The Israeli also lambasted some of the club's 'ex-players', who he
claimed had been a negative influence on the club this season.

"Sometimes ex-players forget what they are doing," he blasted. "One of
the [former] players criticising one of our [current] players was
relegated twice at this club. So I think when you point the finger at
others you have to look at yourself.

"If I listen to the voices around us we would have been relegated in
December. All the voices of the former players started to speak in
October and November and said that in January we would be 20 points behind.

"I respect everyone's opinion. Everyone has an opinion. It is good for
people to have opinions, but I don't have to agree with it."
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EXCLUSIVE: Footballer of the Year Parker on West Ham, England and psychology
Daily Star

Since becoming only the second West Ham player after Bobby Moore to be
voted the Footballer of the Year, Scott Parker says things have
definitely improved at home.

'It has helped me out a bit indoors,' he explains. 'All I ever heard
from my seven-year-old son was "Wayne Rooney, Steven Gerrard, Frank
Lampard". Whereas Daddy's at West Ham, at the bottom of the league. I
think he was even getting a bit of stick at school. But just the other
day I overheard him talking to one of his friends. "Daddy's Footballer
of the Year, you know," he said. It was nice.'

Like young Frankie, Daddy is immensely proud and he is genuinely excited
to be receiving the prestigious award at a dinner in his honour at the
Lancaster London hotel on Thursday. Not least because he will be joining
a pantheon that includes some of the greatest players the world has ever
seen; from Stanley Matthews in 1948 to Cristiano Ronaldo 60 years later.
From names like Lofthouse, Matthews, Charlton and Best to Keegan,
Dalglish, Keane and Henry.

'I think, when I get there on Thursday and see all the past winners,
it's going to be a bit humbling for me really,' he says. 'I'm over the
moon and I'm really looking forward to the night. The way I am, I never
imagined I'd win it. Especially with us being at the wrong end of the
table. But that's partly what makes it quite nice. The fact that the
writers still appreciate what I've done over the last couple of years.'

For Parker, however, it will be a night of conflicting emotions. A sense
of joy that will be tempered by West Ham's current predicament but also,
on a far more personal level, the absence of the one man he says was his
greatest inspiration; the man who was always there for him and the man
who would have been the proudest of all those present. His father.

On March 18, Mick Parker died after a four-year battle with cancer. A
week before his son finally made his breakthrough as an England player
and a month before his crowning moment.

'That's going to be the biggest miss on Thursday,' says Parker. 'The
fact that my dad isn't going to be there, sitting there with my wife,
Carly, my sister and some of my closest friends. It was the same when we
played against Wales. He would have been chuffed to bits to have seen me
play like that for England. He was old school. Never that forthcoming
with praise, but if he said I'd played well I knew I must have.
Triumph through adversity: Parker's father died earlier this year

'In many ways he was a typical football dad. He worked as a lorry
driver, later as a taxi driver, but he took me everywhere, from the age
of nine. Even for the two years I spent at the national school at
Lilleshall, he travelled up to watch me every weekend.'
PARKER ON WEST HAM:

'It's nice to get personal accolades but if we are relegated it will all
count for nothing '

There is something very British about Parker. Something inside him that
does not crave sympathy for what has happened. He actually asked his
club to try and keep a lid on news of his father's death ahead of the
game against Tottenham he appear ed in the following day.

But at the same time he has no objection to reflecting on the kind of
tragedy that confronts most of us at some point during our lives. 'My
dad was 63 when he died and he'd been ill for a long time,' he says. 'He
was doing really well for a while. But it was probably a year ago when
he started to struggle again.'

On the Friday Mick died at the Maidstone Hospital in Kent, Parker had
gone to visit him after training. 'He was in a pretty bad way,' he says.
'And I remember asking the nurse for some pain relief for him. He was on
morphine and I'm glad he was. If he had known he was dying there's no
way I could have coped with it.
Proud father: Parker's award puts him up there with his sons other heroes

'I stayed with him all the way, until he got comfortable. And we talked.
My dad was a Spurs fan and as I was leaving he said, "Play well
tomorrow. I'll watch you on Match of the Day". I said, "Course I will,
Dad. See you tomorrow".

'That evening I joined up with the team at the hotel, ahead of the game.
But then, at about half 11, I got a call from my sister. My dad had
called her saying he was really struggling and he passed away later that
night. I left the hotel immediately to go to the hospital and after
dealing with things there I went home. I spoke to the medical staff at
the club and said I'd see how I felt in the morning before deciding if I
could play. It was obviously pretty late by the time I got home and I
didn't get much sleep as you can imagine.'

He chose to play because it really was what his dad would have wanted;
because it was the last thing he asked him to do. Parker takes some
comfort in delivering on his promise, performing a vital role in a
goalless draw at White Hart Lane that earned Avram Grant's side a
precious point.

He says it is the finality of death that has shocked him. The
realisation that the conversation they had before he left the hospital
that afternoon really was the last one they would enjoy.
Relegation scrap: Parker is determined to keep West Ham up

Relegation scrap: Parker is determined to keep West Ham up

'That's where I am at the moment,' he says. 'The football has been a
release from it all, but it's hit me harder in the last three weeks
because I've been injured. There's been more time to think about things.
After a game I would always speak to my dad. A couple of times I've
started to call him and then thought, "S**t, he's not going to answer".
That's what gets you, the fact that you're never going to talk to them
again. On the outside I'm trying to be strong for my family but inside I
have to admit it hurts.'
PARKER ON ENGLAND:

'If it hadn't gone well for me against Wales I would not have been
picked again'

It feels slightly inappropriate to steer the conversation back towards
football. 'It's OK,' says this thoroughly decent man. 'My dad wouldn't
be the least bit offended.' So we sit at West Ham's training ground and
talk about how he came to be considered the finest player in the
Barclays Premier League this season; how he finally gained the attention
of Fabio Capello; and how he owes much of it to the help he has received
from the sports psychologist he hopes will be among his guests on
Thursday night.

We divert briefly, however, to the question of which players have
impressed him this season. He declines the invitation to vote for his
Footballer of the Year. 'That's a tough one this season,' he replies.

But he is prepared to name the toughest opponents he has encountered in
the midfield battle zone he inhabits with such distinction. 'The one
player who has really stood out for me this season is Luka Modric,' he
says. 'He's a class player and really hard to play against. Jack
Wilshere, too. He's done exceptionally well and I saw first hand, away
with England, what a good player he is; how mature he is.
In awe: Parker has been impressed by Luka Modric's performances

In awe: Parker has been impressed by Luka Modric's performances

'Modric is difficult to play though, difficult to pick up. He's
obviously quite small, he's got a low centre of gravity. Technically
he's very good. He's got all the attributes. He's got a turn of pace, too.'

Capello would now agree that Parker also boasts some of those
attributes. Even if the Italian did leave the 30-year-old frustrated by
the fact that, having selected him for the pre-tournament training camp
ahead of last summer's World Cup, he did not give him a single minute of
match time to prove himself worthy of a place in the final 23-man squad.

'I don't think I'm any different to the player I was last season,' he
says. 'I'm exactly the same. I was obviously playing some good football
last season because I went to Austria.

'But at that moment in time there were clearly players ahead of me. In
football you always need your chance to come. And this year, with a few
injuries, I have been given another chance.

'Throughout my career I've noticed that when I get a chance I need to
take it. Some players I've seen over the years, get time to breathe a
bit. I can't explain why but I don't think I've ever been afforded that
luxury. I broke into the first team at Charlton at 16, didn't really
take my chance and went missing for the best part of four years.
Psychological battles: Parker feels he over-analysed the game at times

Psychological battles: Parker feels he over-analysed the game at times

'With England it had been the same and I'm sure, had it not gone well
for me against Wales, you never would have seen me in an England shirt
again. It sounds harsh but I certainly felt that was the reality. To be
honest, I thought after the whole experience in Austria it was unlikely
I'd ever get another chance.'
PARKER ON PSYCHOLOGY:

'For a footballer to admit that he might have a mental weakness is not
easy '

He quite rightly feels now that he has 'a foot in the door', that he has
become part of Capello's plans and he says he owes much of that to Mike
Griffiths, the sports psychologist who works with the players at Upton
Park. 'It was probably two years ago that Mike came into my life and
into my career,' he says. 'To find your weaknesses on the field can be
quite easy. If you're weak on your left foot you go and hit some more balls.

'But for a footballer to admit there might be a mental weakness there,
that maybe at times their thoughts decapitate them, that they can't
perform at the level they want to, is not easy. It's not something
players like to admit to, because it does sound like a weakness. Nobody
wants to admit that they've panicked because there's 60,000 people out
there and they can't perform.

'But I realised I was the sort of person who would think a lot and
probably analyse things too much. And at times I felt it was holding me
back, and I knew if I could improve that part of my game it would help me.
Midfield enforcer: Parker has forged a reputation as one of the Premier
League's best midfielders

Midfield enforcer: Parker has forged a reputation as one of the Premier
League's best midfielders

'Mike has helped me no end. Speaking to him, him understanding me, using
different techniques. We speak religiously the day before a game. It's
helped massively.

'He puts things into perspective for me, because it is just a football
match. We are all human. We all feel the same things. I get paid to play
football but I'm also a normal bloke and if I give the ball away three
times on the bounce I'm going to start thinking, "Bloody hell, it's
going to be one of those days". And it's those kind of thoughts that can
paralyse a player.'

Serious injury came just as he was beginning to impress Jose Mourinho
but he does now wonder if his time at Chelsea would have been more
successful had he worked with Griffiths then. 'I was very young when I
went to Chelsea and I had some serious injury problems there,' he says.
'But maybe if I'd known Mike then it would have gone better for me. I
maybe wouldn't have left as soon as I did.

'It's like anything. It's like having kids. My first child was born
seven years ago and it was a lot easier with the third than it was with
the first, because you are older and wiser. It's the same in football.'
Jumping for joy: Parker hopes his renaissance continues

Jumping for joy: Parker hopes his renaissance continues

That wise old head is certainly something West Ham need right now as
they try to secure enough points from their final three matches to
remain in the Premier League.

Parker thinks his chances of appearing today against Blackburn are
remote. The ankle and achilles injury is still extremely sore and, were
it not for the precarious position his club are in, they would not even
consider taking such a gamble.

'I think I'm probably touch and go for the weekend but I should be fine
for Wigan,' he says. 'But because of the pressure the club's under we're
trying everything we possibly can.

'It's very nice to get the personal accolades but, as I've said before,
if I'm driving home after the last game of the season and we've been
relegated it will all count for nothing.

'At the end of the day it's a team game and I'm part of a team, part of
a squad and if we get relegated I'm part of that, too. It's why we all
have to fight, because when a team gets relegated it affects everyone at
the club; the people who can't decide things on the pitch; who have to
rely on us to do that for them.'

That's another reason why he's Footballer of the Year.
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Karren Brady's football diary
The Sun

KARREN BRADY - First lady of football

Saturday, April 30

SPECULATION has it West Ham will be forced to sell our best players
should we go down while it seems Spurs could be in a similar position
because of their likely failure to make the Champions League.

This is the damned if you do and damned if you don't dilemma of
top-level football, which, I believe, brought the resignation of Martin
O'Neill as Villa manager five days before the start of the season.
He'd lost Gareth Barry to Man City and the departure of James Milner to
City a year later convinced him Villa were becoming a selling club.

Rightly, Harry Redknapp fears such a fate for his cleverly-assembled squad.
From the financial trench at our club, I can though report as much
sympathy for Spurs chairman Daniel Levy as for Redknapp, simply because
spending what you don't have can be a risk too far.

Sunday, May 1

THE KNIGHTS of West Ham are busy this weekend.

After Sir Trevor Brooking's appearance at the Royal Wedding, Sir Geoff
Hurst is on the morning airwaves voicing his thoughts on our dreadful
season.
There isn't much he says that I would argue with. He thinks the ability
in our squad ought to have ensured we finish around the middle of the
table and that a move from Upton Park is necessary.

However, he was less than sure about our future well-being at the
Olympic Stadium and in particular about the running track that must remain.

I am certain we can deal with those problems and compete in a
spectacular stadium, so I have absolutely no quarrel with him. Others
continue to fire their poisonous doubts at us, as if our plans to
involve the whole East London community are a sinful delegation of our
duties.

Let positive ideas prevail, I say. And in this mood, even our 1-2 defeat
to Man City is just another setback in the club's great adventure. But I
wouldn't mind some of the relief my husband is experiencing having
confirmed his Burton team are staying up.

Not easy having to play more than half a season's worth of games in
three months, or a game every 3½ days. But, as they say, when the going
gets tough, the tough get going. Well done.

Monday, May 2

WOMEN in football should have been jigging along with Delia Smith
celebrating, as part owner of Norwich, promotion to the Premier League.

We lasses are loyal to those we love. No one more so than Delia. It
takes a bigger commitment to stay that way when things aren't going
well. Two bouts of relegation would have knocked the stuffing out of
quite a few men but our great cook is no chicken.

She and her husband, fellow majority shareholder Michael Wynn-Jones,
are, says Steve Cotterill, manager of today's beaten rivals Portsmouth,
'proper football people.'

I like the homeliness of the East Anglian couple, more impressive
because of a hint of ruthlessness in the acquisition of Paul Lambert,
snatched from Colchester after their neighbours had beaten Norwich 7-1
in the first match of last season.

Tuesday, May 3

THE LOOK of disbelief on Cristiano Ronaldo's face at a disallowed Real
Madrid goal makes me laugh out loud.

There's a lot of talk about summary justice at the moment and, well,
this was poetic. Ronaldo has been falling over non-existent tackles for
years. Here he is again in the Nou Camp, lunging forward in
time-honoured fashion, and he's looking beseechingly at the referee even
as he accidentally nudges Javier Mascherano who himself collapses as if
gunned down.

The referee rules that the Barcelona defender is prevented from tackling
and disallows Gonzalo Higuain's 47th-minute attempt even as it settles
in the back of net. I can practically hear Jose Mourinho choking - and I
don't think he's even in the stadium.

Elsewhere, the mystery of who owns Leeds United is cleared up.

Lo and behold, it's the milkman - Ken Bates. But he's not telling us how
much he paid or even to whom.

Dear old Ken, he has his own rules and he's sticking to them.

Wednesday, May 4

THREE days after West Ham's defeat at Man City, I'm still being reminded
I wasn't at Eastlands.

For the record, I didn't attend because it was my daughter's birthday
and I'm sure I would be more missed by my 15-year-old than by a bunch of
professional footballers. I'm living alone in a one-bedroom flat in
London all week and don't see much of my family in the Midlands, so I
hope Hammers fans will forgive me.

I don't pretend to be a football expert but I do know how to run a
business. We made the first trading profit since anyone in the office
can remember. I realise that doesn't mean a lot to supporters who may
shortly be suffering relegation blues but, behind the scenes, it is
vitally important.

I've also led the campaign to take our club to the Olympic Stadium, an
historic achievement. My simple message to the carpers is this: Bog off.

Thursday, May 5

RYAN SHAWCROSS is crowing again that any jeers aimed at him in the match
against Arsenal at the Britannia will only spur him on.

The Stoke defender ought to be ordered to watch a video of his
leg-shattering assault on Aaron Ramsey. It was gross, the result so
sickening that several players held their faces in their hands.

Shawcross should belt up. Young Ramsey may be playing on Sunday and I
trust that if Shawcross is half the man he should be, he'll step up and
tell him he's sorry.

When our Birmingham centre-back Martin Taylor's mistimed tackle on
Eduardo caused a similarly career-threatening injury, his remorse was so
great he was affected for months.

These things happen but Shawcross is implying he doesn't care about why
Arsenal fans feel the way they do. He should put the record straight
immediately.

Friday, May 6

IT WOULD be dishonest of me to state that David Sullivan is the most
tactful of men but he is incredibly honest in all the interviews he
gives, preferring the truth to spin or PR gain for himself.

Asked a question, he will always answer honestly - and be consistently
surprised when his sentiments or motives aren't understood.

He and joint owner David Gold came to Upton Park with dreams the size of
whales and tomorrow, if we don't win, they could be shrunk to tadpoles,
for a few weeks anyway.

I can practically hear Sullivan's heart breaking at our current
predicament and, while David Gold tries to convey statesmanlike
messages, he suffers as much, but privately.

Unlike the non-British owners of most of our top clubs, my chairmen have
no intention of selling out and spending their time counting their oil
shares.

They have always known West Ham are a marathon task but they, like the
rest of us, just didn't think it would start like this.

So, accepting full responsibility for the current plight, we have to get
on with it - and pray we beat Blackburn.
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JASON ROBERTS VOWS TO HAMMER ANOTHER
The Star

JASON ROBERTS has vowed to fan West Ham's relegation flames by
continuing his remarkable Upton Park scoring record.

Roberts has netted goals for West Brom, Wigan and current club Blackburn
at the Hammers' home.

The striker joined his team-mates at a training ground barbecue on
Tuesday to celebrate assistant boss John Jensen's 46th birthday.

And Roberts has pledged to turn up the heat on Avram Grant's rock-bottom
Hammers.

The Blackburn forward inspiring his struggling side to victory would
almost certainly secure top-flight survival.

The Grenada international said: "This is not a situation you want to be
in near the end of the season – ­fighting near the bottom of the table.

"But at the same time you have to relish the ­challenge.

"There is a lot riding on this, a lot riding on Blackburn staying in the
league.

"We know what it means to the club and to the fans and we are focused on
doing that.

"There are no excuses and there have never been any excuses from us.

"We know we have to do better and that is what we have been endeavouring
to do."

Rovers have not won at Upton Park since Kenny Dalglish was boss in 1994.

But Roberts has enjoyed plenty of personal success – he has scored four
times there.

The striker added: "It's funny because people talk about our
not-so-great record at West Ham.

"But I think of really good memories when I play at Upton Park.

"I think it is going to be a really good atmosphere and they really need
to win.

"I am sure West Ham will turn up and be very passionate as they always are.

"They will look at this game and see it as a good opportunity to turn
their run around and win a game."
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Friday, May 6

Daily WHUFC News II - 6th May

Blackburn Rovers match preview
WHUFC.Com

WEST HAM UNITED v BLACKBURN ROVERS
BARCLAYS PREMIER LEAGUE
SATURDAY 7 MAY 2011
BOLEYN GROUND
KICK-OFF: 3PM

Introduction

• West Ham United welcome Blackburn Rovers to the Boleyn Ground knowing
a positive result is vital if they are to retain their Barclays Premier
League status. The Hammers go into Saturday's game bottom of the table,
three points adrift of 17th-placed Blackpool.

• West Ham are seeking to end a run of five straight defeats - a 4-2
home loss to Manchester United on 2 April was followed by a 3-0 defeat
at Bolton Wanderers last Saturday. A 2-1 home reverse against Aston
Villa was followed by a 3-0 defeat by Chelsea and a 2-1 loss at
Manchester City last Sunday.

• Blackburn are not safe from the drop, either. Steve Kean's side go
into the weekend 16th in the standings on 38 points - three clear of
18th-placed Wigan Athletic.

• Blackburn have won just one of their last 12 matches in all
competitions. However, that victory did come in their last outing - a
1-0 home Barclays Premier League win over Bolton Wanderers last Saturday.

• West Ham have enjoyed a superb home record against Blackburn in recent
years. The Hammers are unbeaten in their previous 15 matches with Rovers
at the Boleyn Ground in all competitions - including the previous 12 in
the Premier League.

• West Ham's biggest home win over Blackburn came on 4 October 1958,
when the newly-promoted Hammers defeated Rovers 6-3 in a Division One
clash at the Boleyn Ground. A crowd of 25,280 saw Vic Keeble score four
times, while Noel Cantwell and a Matt Woods own-goal completed the
scoring for the hosts.

• Blackburn's biggest victory at the Boleyn Ground occurred on Boxing
Day 1963, when Rovers ran out 8-2 winners. Johnny Byrne scored twice for
West Ham, but hat-tricks from Andy McEvoy and Fred Pickering put Ron
Greenwood's side to the sword.

• The two clubs also met in the 1940 Football League War Cup final at
Wembley, with Sam Small scoring the only goal in a 1-0 victory for West
Ham in front of a 42,399-strong crowd.

• Saturday's game will be the 107th meeting between the two sides. West
Ham have come out on top on 41 occasions, while Blackburn have recorded
45 wins and there have been 20 draws.

Last time out

Sunday 1 May 2011
Barclays Premier League
Manchester City 2-1 West Ham United
West Ham United: Green, Jacobsen, Tomkins, Upson (Da Costa 26),
Gabbidon, Spector, Hitzlsperger, Boa Morte (Obinna 79), Sears, Ba, Keane
(Cole 66)
Subs not used: Boffin, Reid, Kovac, Piquionne
Goal: Ba 33

Saturday 30 April 2011
Barclays Premier League
Blackburn Rovers 1-0 Bolton Wanderers
Blackburn Rovers: Robinson, Salgado (Diouf 76), Samba, P.Jones, Givet,
Emerton, N'Zonzi, J.Jones, Olsson, Benjani (Kalinic 64), Roberts
(Pedersen 79)
Subs not used: Bunn, Hanley, Santa Cruz, Rochina
Goal: Olsson 20

Previous meeting

West Ham United came from behind to grab a 1-1 draw with Blackburn
Rovers at a snowbound Ewood Park on 18 December 2010. After a goalless
first half, Ryan Nelsen stabbed Blackburn in front six minutes into the
second period. However, substitute Junior Stanislas kept his cool to
curl the ball beyond Paul Robinson and secure a share of the spoils 12
minutes from full-time. The game was also notable for being Ruud
Boffin's West Ham debut.

Blackburn Rovers: Robinson, Salgado, Samba (P.Jones 57, Hanley 67),
Nelsen, Givet, Emerton, Dunn, Pedersen, E-H.Diouf, Roberts (Benjani 10),
M-B.Diouf
Subs: Bunn, Olsson, Kalinic, Hoilett

West Ham United: Boffin, Ben Haim, Tomkins, Upson, Gabbidon, Spector
(Cole 57), Dyer (McCarthy 82), Parker, Barrera (Stanislas 56), Boa
Morte, Piquionne
Subs: Larkins, Reid, Faubert

Last six meetings
(All Premier League)

18 December 2010 - Blackburn Rovers 1-1 West Ham United
30 January 2010 - West Ham United 0-0 Blackburn Rovers
29 August 2009 - Blackburn Rovers 0-0 West Ham United
21 March 2009 - Blackburn Rovers 1-1 West Ham United
30 August 2008 - West Ham United 4-1 Blackburn Rovers
15 March 2008 - West Ham United 2-1 Blackburn Rovers

Overall record v Blackburn Rovers (all competitions) W 41 D 45 L 20

Background

• West Ham United are unbeaten in ten matches against Blackburn Rovers
in all competitions, winning six of those meetings and drawing the last
four.

• West Ham's leading Barclays Premier League scorer is Frederic
Piquionne with six goals. Carlton Cole and Demba Ba each have five,
while Cole is the club's leading scorer in all competitions with eleven.

• The Hammers' leading appearance maker in the Barclays Premier League
this term is Robert Green with 34. Carlton Cole has appeared in 33 of
West Ham's 35 league fixtures. Green and Cole have each made a
club-leading 41 appearances in all competitions this term.

• Nikola Kalinic is Blackburn Rovers' leading scorer in both the
Barclays Premier League and in all competitions. The Croatia
international has netted five times in the league and six times in
total. Mame Biram Diouf has also netted six times in all competitions.

• Michel Salgado leads Blackburn in terms of Barclays Premier League
appearances made this season with 34. Paul Robinson has appeared 33 times.

• Morten Gamst Pedersen is Blackburn's top creator, chalking up six
assists in the league this term. Frederic Piquionne is West Ham's assist
leader with five.

• Salgado has been booked eight times in the league this season, despite
only giving away 38 free-kicks, while Scott Parker has been shown seven
yellow cards.

Team news

• On-loan left-back Wayne Bridge returns to the squad after missing the
trip to parent club Manchester City last weekend. Jordan Spence is also
available for selection after being recalled from a successful loan
spell at Championship club Bristol City.

• Scott Parker (achilles) remains a major doubt with the Footballer of
the Year having missed the recent defeats at Chelsea and Manchester
City. Mark Noble is also set to be absent for at least another week
after a hernia operation.

• Gary O'Neil is out for the season at least with a serious ankle injury
suffered after an hour of the match against Aston Villa.

• Junior Stanislas has returned to full training after his own hernia
problem while Kieron Dyer has also joined in full training after a
hamstring problem. James Tomkins and Matthew Upson have also been in
training despite knocks at Manchester City last weekend but it remains
to be seen whether they will be fit to play.

• Jack Collison has played four times for the reserves - including two
full 90 minutes - after recovering from his knee injury and was back in
the first-team squad for the trip to Manchester City last weekend.

• Grant is still without long-term absentee goalkeeper Peter Kurucz
(knee), while Frank Nouble (Charlton Athletic) and Olly Lee (Dagenham
and Redbridge) are out on loan. Herita Ilunga is not in the 25-man squad.

• Blackburn Rovers have a number of injury concerns ahead of Saturday's
match. Midfielder David Dunn is sidelined with a calf strain, while
captain Ryan Nelsen (knee) and Australia midfielder Vince Grella
(achilles) have both been ruled out for the remainder of the season.

• Forward Junior Hoilett hopes to return from a hamstring problem, while
Republic of Ireland midfielder Keith Andrews is doubtful with a groin
strain.

Ten-year records

West Ham United

2009/10 Premier League 17th (35 points)
2008/09 Premier League 9th (51 points)
2007/08 Premier League 10th (49 points)
2006/07 Premier League 15th (41 points)
2005/06 Premier League 9th (55 points)
2004/05 Championship 6th (73 points - promoted via play-offs)
2003/04 Championship 4th (74 points)
2002/03 Premier League 18th (42 points - relegated to Championship)
2001/02 Premier League 7th (53 points)
2000/01 Premier League 15th (42 points)

Blackburn Rovers

2009/10 Premier League 10th (50 points)
2008/09 Premier League 15th (41 points)
2007/08 Premier League 7th (58 points)
2006/07 Premier League 10th (52 points)
2005/06 Premier League 6th (63 points)
2004/05 Premier League 15th (42 points)
2003/04 Premier League 15th (44 points)
2002/03 Premier League 6th (60 points)
2001/02 Premier League 10th (46 points)
2000/01 Championship 2nd (91 points - promoted to Premier League)

Referee

• Saturday's referee will be Peter Walton.

• The 51-year-old began his refereeing career in 1986, was appointed to
the Football League List of assistant referees in 1993, and the Premier
League List of assistant referees the following year.

• After running the line during the 1996 FA Cup final between Manchester
United and Liverpool at Wembley, Walton joined the FIFA list of
assistant referees and ran the line during the 1996 UEFA European
Championship group-stage fixture between Germany and Czech Republic at
Old Trafford.

• Walton, who lists golf and current affairs among his hobbies, joined
the Football League List of referees in 1998 and joined the Premier
League Select List in 2003.

• Walton's first West Ham United appointment came on 21 November 2004,
when the Hammers were defeated 1-0 at Millwall in the Championship.

• In 2007, he was part of a group of referees who travelled to Ecuador
to undertake an Advanced Course for Referees' Instructors on behalf of
the FA and CONMEBOL.

• The Northamptonshire-born official has taken charge of just one West
Ham United fixture so far this season - the 2-2 Barclays Premier League
draw at Everton on 22 January 2011.

• Walton has been the man-in-the-middle for two Blackburn Rovers
fixtures this season - a 2-1 home Barclays Premier League defeat by
Chelsea on 30 October 2010 and a 1-0 FA Cup Sponsored by EON third-round
win over Queens Park Rangers on 8 January 2011.

• Walton will be assisted this afternoon by Stuart Burt and Ron
Ganfield, while the fourth official will be Andre Marriner.

Old boys

• Lars Jacobsen spent the 2009/10 season and the start of the present
campaign with Blackburn Rovers before completing his move to West Ham
United on 31 August 2010. The Denmark right-back made 16 appearances for
Rovers.

• Among the other players who have represented both clubs are Fred
Blackburn, Martin Britt, John Burton, Herman Conway, Christian Dailly,
Tony Gale, Tommy Hampson, Harry Hindle, Matty Holmes, Marc Keller, Bob
Morris, Ian Pearce, Bob Pride, Syd Puddefoot, John Radford, Robbie
Slater, Matthew Smailes, Percy Smith and Lionel Watson.

General information

• All standard tickets for Saturday's match are SOLD OUT. However, a
number of corporate hospitality packages are still available. Please
call 0871 221 2700 for more details.

• There are extensive engineering works being carried out on the London
Underground network on Saturday.

• The will be no District line service between Embankment and East Ham.
Replacement buses will operate between Liverpool Street and Canning Town
and Mile End and East Ham.

• There will be no Hammersmith & City line service between King's Cross
St Pancras and Barking. Replacement buses will operate between Liverpool
Street and Canning Town and Mile End and East Ham.

• The Circle line will be completely closed and the Metropolitan line
will be closed between Baker Street and Aldgate.

• Due to resignalling works at West Ham, c2c services will be diverted
to run to/from Liverpool Street all weekend, calling at Stratford.
Supporters should note that Fenchurch Street, Limehouse and West Ham
stations will have no c2c services.

• National Express East Anglia services will run to a normal Saturday
timetable.

• Saturday's weather forecast is for light rain and a maximum daytime
temperature of 23C (74F).

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Rallying call from Grant
ITV.Com

West Ham manager Avram Grant has told everybody connected with the club
to forget what might happen and instead focus on securing Barclays
Premier League survival.

The Hammers head into Saturday's vital clash with fellow strugglers
Blackburn languishing rock bottom and on the back of a terrible run of
form, which has seen them fail to win in any competition for more than
two months.

The east London side have three matches left to stave off relegation to
the npower Championship and lie three points off safety. Despite the
need to focus on football, the past few weeks have been peppered with
stories relating to what could happen if the Hammers get relegated.

Last week Grant had to brush off comments from co-owner David Sullivan
after he questioned the players' commitment and survival hopes. The
former Chelsea and Portsmouth manager headed into this week's press
conference on the back of fellow owner David Gold's comments that their
England internationals would have to part from the club if they are
relegated.

"Why do I need to answer that question? If, if, if, if," he said when
asked about the situation regarding the likes of Matthew Upson, Robert
Green, Carlton Cole and Scott Parker. "We want to stay in the league, we
believe we can stay in the league and we believe we deserve to stay in
the league.

"We are playing football that deserves to stay in the league.
Unfortunately, we are on our last players but we think we can go to be
out of this. And we will do everything to do this because it is not easy
but still possible. I don't want to think negatively."

The subject of Grant's own future was also broached after reports
emerged this week suggesting the Hammers have drawn up a list of
potential replacements. Asked about the stories, he retorted: "So what's
new? I am not paying attention to this.

"I say to the players and everybody it is not a time to think about
yourselves. It is time to think about the team. I have been in this job
a long time. I have faced a lot of speculation. I have a job to do and
that is the only thing that is important right now."

The Hammers follow Saturday's clash by travelling to Wigan, before
ending the season with a home match against Sunderland. Grant admitted
the Rovers match could be a "double bonus" as defeat would drag their
opponents into the mire, although he was keen to insist that the match
with Steve Kean's side is his only focus.

"I don't think we need to think about the three games, we need to think
about the next game," he said.

"Tomorrow is the most important because this is very important for us,
as well as for Blackburn. We are only thinking about ourselves, though,
and are not thinking about the next three games after. It is a double
bonus but we are thinking about ourselves," he continued.

"We know that the other teams also do not have easy games up until the
end of the season so first of all we need to do our job and to think
about other things."

Grant could well head into the Rovers match without England
international Parker due to an Achilles complaint that has seen him miss
the recent defeats to Chelsea and Manchester City. Grant admits Parker's
return would be a welcome bonus but says he is "not so optimistic" that
he will be able to include him.

"If he can play I want him to play," he added. "I am not sure what is
80% or 100% but with Scotty you never know. Before the Liverpool game
there was not even a 10% chance he would play but he played. So we need
to wait and see because if he is fit I want him to play."

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West Ham chairman should "sit down and shut up"
BetsPlayer

It's unlikely the chant "sit down, shut up" has ever been directed at a
chairman by a football club's fans, but West Ham supporters would be
forgiven for doing just that when David Gold makes his presence felt at
the Boleyn Ground this Saturday.

Gold has done little to endear himself to the Hammers faithful since his
arrival and, along with co-owner David Sullivan and their perennial
crony Karen Brady, has seemingly wilfully undermined the position of
both managers who have had the misfortune of working under the current
regime.

Fans won't need reminding the powers that be at West Ham tried to sign
Graham Dorrans without consulting then boss Gianfranco Zola, or the
reports that suggested Martin O'Neill was set to replace Avram Grant
before the Northern Irishman, so disgusted by the manner in which the
affair had been conducted, pulled the plug on the deal.

No, fans won't need reminding of the behind-the-scenes shambles which
has gripped the club in the last couple of seasons, but it appears Gold
does. Supporters may have been a little surprised to hear their chairman
blames himself for the position the side find themselves in, but closer
inspection reveals he is seemingly as clueless as ever.

"You go over the decisions you have made and yes, you have to take the
blame. At the time you think you have done the best job. When the window
closed I thought we had done enough," he said.

Does Gold really believe the problems facing West Ham only stretch back
as far January? If so, it's a deeply worrying state of affairs – no
chairman is perfect, but it doesn't seem unreasonable to demand they
demonstrate a little tact and self-awareness. Now would have been the
perfect time to keep his mouth shut.

Worse, further comments from Gold in the same interview run the risk of
further denting West Ham's already fragile team spirit. By revealing the
club would be more than happy to sell their stars should they go down,
Gold was essentially saying "don't worry lads, even if we get relegated
you'll all still be playing Premier League football so there's probably
not much point in you trying too hard".

And what about those players who won't be moving on if West Ham end up
in the Championship? How are they supposed to feel about the comments?
They could easily grow to resent those team-mates who will be heading
off to pastures new and a split dressing room isn't what you want in a
relegation scrap. Once again Gold has risked creating a divide at the
club when he needn't have said anything in the first place.

If that wasn't bad enough it seems the chairman is determined to make
himself heard by any means possible – his decision to sign up to the
microblogging site Twitter is testament to that. Gold says he isn't
worried about being abused by supporters who use the service and that is
undoubtedly true – after all, you don't get involved with the kind of
sectors in which Gold made his fortune if you care what other people
think about you.

So perhaps any West Ham fans tempted to give Gold a piece of their mind
on Saturday should save their breath. After all, even if the Hammers do
go down Gold will still be there, sat in the grounds of his mansion,
spouting off to anyone who will listen.
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West Ham v Blackburn
BBC

Venue: Upton Park Date: Saturday, 7 May Kick-off: 1500 BST
Coverage: Watch highlights on Match of the Day; listen on BBC Radio 5
live and local radio; text commentary on BBC Sport website and mobiles

TEAM NEWS

West Ham hope to welcome back their England midfielder Scott Parker, who
has missed the last three games with an Achilles injury.
The Hammers will give Parker a late fitness test and will also assess
defender Matthew Upson, who went off with a dead leg at Man City last week.
Blackburn will give late fitness tests to Junior Hoilett (hamstring),
David Dunn (calf) and Michel Salgado (knee).
Manager Steve Kean says he expects at least two of the three to be
available.

West Ham
Doubtful: Parker (Achilles), Tomkins (knee), Upson (leg)
Injured: Dyer (hamstring), Kurucz (knee), Noble (stomach), O'Neil
(ankle), Stanislas (hernia)

Blackburn
Doubtful: Dunn (calf), Hoilett (hamstring), Salgado (knee)
Injured: Grella (Achilles), Nelsen (knee)

MATCH PREVIEW

West Ham co-owner David Gold has told the BBC's Football Focus programme
that he would let the club's England internationals leave if they are
relegated.
We have to take points this weekend. There is no time to recover after this

With three games to go, that threat is very real. The Hammers are bottom
of the table and three points from safety, having lost five games in a
row. A match against fellow strugglers Wigan comes after this, making it
a huge week for Avram Grant's side.

They may have to face it without the Football Writers' Association
Footballer of the Year, Scott Parker. The England midfielder has missed
the last three games with an Achilles injury but is desperate to be
involved.

Blackburn also have relegation fears, although last week's 1-0 win over
Bolton has given them a bit of breathing space. Rovers manager Steve
Kean believes his side need one more win to guarantee their safety.

MATCH FACTS

Head-to-head

• This is the 107th time these clubs have met. Blackburn lead by 45 wins
to 41 - but have failed to win any of the last 10 meetings.

West Ham

• West Ham have failed to win their last six games, losing the last five.

• The Hammers have conceded at least two goals in each of their last
five games.

• Although bottom of the table, West Ham have more points (32) than they
had at this stage last season (31).

• Manager Avram Grant celebrates his 56th birthday on Friday.

Blackburn

• Blackburn's 1-0 win over Bolton last week was their first victory in
11 games.

• Rovers have picked up just one point from their last seven away matches.

• Blackburn are the only Premier League side yet to come from behind to
win this season.

• They have the worst defensive record away from home, conceding 40
goals on their travels.

LEADING GOALSCORERS

Carlton Cole

West Ham

Cole: 11 goals (5 league); Piquionne: 9 goals (6 league)

Nikola Kalinic

Blackburn

Kalinic: 6 goals (5 league); Mame Diouf: 6 goals (3 league)

MATCH OFFICIALS

Referee: Peter Walton

Assistant referees: Stuart Burt & Ron Ganfield

Fourth official: Andre Marriner

LAST LEAGUE MATCH LINE-UPS

West Ham (L1-2 v Man City, a): Green, Jacobsen, Tomkins, Upson (da Costa
26), Gabbidon, Sears, Spector, Hitzlsperger, Boa Morte (Obinna 79), Ba,
Keane (Cole 66).

Subs Not Used: Boffin, Reid, Kovac, Piquionne.

Blackburn (W1-0 v Bolton, h): Robinson, Salgado (Diouf 76), Samba, Phil
Jones, Givet, Emerton, Nzonzi, Jermaine Jones, Olsson, Roberts (Pedersen
79), Mwaruwari (Kalinic 64).

Subs Not Used: Bunn, Santa Cruz, Rochina, Hanley.
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The world is not enough for Karren Brady
The Evening Standard

Karren Brady has an energy and determination that would daunt even
Margaret Thatcher. As vice-chairman of West Ham, she's spent the past
months putting together her team's winning bid to take over the Olympic
Stadium. She's Alan Sugar's sidekick on The Apprentice, sits on the
board of Philip Green's Arcadia Group and writes columns for a national
tabloid and a women's magazine. In her spare time, she's working on her
second book, a guide to empowering young women in business. What's
really astonishing about this superwoman is that she's also managed to
carve out time to conduct a successful private life. She is happily
married to Canadian footballer-turned-manager Paul Peschisolido and is a
devoted mother to their two children - and she doesn't employ a nanny.
Clearly, her juggling skills are beyond anything her players can dream of.

This is immediately clear when we meet in the directors' boardroom at
West Ham. Karren, 42, glamorously curvy in a blue silk MaxMara dress
under a tight black Valentino jacket, is having her face made up, being
briefed by her PA, typing on her computer, eating biscuits and reading
text messages on her phone simultaneously. 'I'm a woman, I can do more
than one thing at a time because I have to,' she says. 'The worst thing
is that it's become an obsession. I now can't just do one thing at a
time. If I'm watching TV, I have to be on the computer or doing a
crossword as well.' The night before we meet, she attended the
Children's Champion Awards, but was worrying about her daughter Sophia,
15, who was cooking dinner for her brother Paolo, 12, for the first time
while their father was at a football match. 'I kept ringing to say, "Are
you OK? Have you burned yourself?" ' she laughs.

Doesn't she ever feel role strain? 'No, not at all,' she says, looking
rather surprised at the idea. 'I can go from doing business with West
Ham into filming for The Apprentice and the next day be in an Arcadia
board meeting or go and sit in the House of Commons for a debate on
something and then come here and negotiate with a footballer. I have the
ability to switch.'

Her unbelievably complicated life is made tougher by geography: while
her job is in London, the plush, gated family home is in the West
Midlands celebrity enclave of Knowle, Solihull, where her children go to
school. Karren has a pied-à-terre in Knightsbridge where she lives four
days a week, returning home on Thursdays just in time to take over the
childcare from her husband, whose job managing Burton Albion football
club demands his full attention at weekends. In Birmingham, she throws
herself into full-on mummy mode, cooking vast meals, cleaning the house
('I'm a clean freak') and taking her children on expeditions. 'We really
don't do anything at the weekend that doesn't involve the family.'
Sophia is an aspiring model, who has a contract with Select and can be
seen on the Lipsy website sporting scarlet shorts, and Karren is always
her chaperone and taxi driver. 'She won't do it if I'm not there,' she says.

All the same, Karren is no pushover as a parent and doesn't use money to
compensate for her absence. 'If you continually give in to children,
they get petulant and spoilt. I can't think of anything I'd like less,'
she says, insisting that her offspring have no idea of the family's
wealth (which is substantial: last year she estimated her fortune at £82
million). In London, by contrast, Karren never cooks (she likes to go
out to Nobu or Scott's or orders takeaways) and sets no limit on her
working day. 'Yesterday, I got up at about 5.30am and got into bed at
midnight. And I'll often get text messages in the middle of the night,
but that's fine because there's nobody else to wake up.'

I don't think I've ever met anyone with such daunting levels of energy.
'When I was younger it was relentless,' she agrees, 'but now I have to
recharge more often. I never used to go on holidays - I used to really
hate the packing and the aggravation but I find I do need more breaks.'
All the same, she remains welded to her BlackBerry at all times. 'I get
500 emails a day. I'd never catch up if I left it at home.'

Karren is kinder to herself since a routine health check in 2006
revealed she had a cerebral aneurysm (a weakening in one of the arteries
in her brain), which could have ruptured at any time. The neurologist
she saw told her he was amazed she'd survived childbirth even once.
Karren underwent emergency surgery and spent several weeks off work. 'I
loathed every minute,' she says. 'I completely understood why being ill
makes people want to change their life. They realise they're married to
the wrong person or they hate their job. But what I realised was how
much I liked my life and that I wanted to do it for as long as
possible.' Her brush with death persuaded her to take more risks, she
says. 'If someone had suggested to me before that I should do The
Apprentice, I'd have thought they were mad. But I thought, "Why not? If
you don't like it, or they don't like you, it won't be the end of the
world." And I loved the show and I loved Alan.'

She joined the team last year, replacing lawyer Margaret Mountford, and
has proved to be one of Sugar's better business decisions. Not only does
she add a much-needed dose of glamour to the show, but her cosy
straightforwardness is a perfect foil to the camped-up bossiness of both
Sugar and his other adviser, former PR consultant Nick Hewer. Has she
been asked to play good cop to Nasty Nick's bad one? 'I am more
nurturing,' she says. 'I want to take them all home with me and help
them. I'm often most impressed by the ones who strut in making
ridiculous claims about how wonderful they are, but a couple of tasks
in, realise that they need to finesse their style and work as a team to
get the most out of the situation. If you want to win, you can't always
be looking out for yourself.' In the forthcoming series, she says Jim is
'one to watch. He's a bit of a smooth operator and always remains very
calm and collected. And Edward is the accountant who doesn't want to be
an accountant. It was quite amusing to see him struggle to break free
from the stereotype.' But she won't divulge who wins (the show is
entirely filmed in advance).

And how does she get on with Sugar? Can he really be as tetchy as he
seems on screen? 'Well, he's very direct,' she says cautiously, 'but
actually he's a great family man and a wonderful grandad. He brings his
grandchildren in and they're all over him. And his wife Ann is so
lovely, you know that the side you see on TV isn't all there is.' This
is generous, given their recent spat over the Olympic Stadium bid. West
Ham won the backing of Olympic bosses after promising to keep the
athletics track in place; Sugar, who used to be chairman of rival
bidders Tottenham Hotspur (which wanted to pull the whole stadium down),
declared it would be a 'white elephant' and a 'disaster for the taxpayer'.

'Alan was…' For once, Karren is lost for words (but I guess livid might
fit). 'I said to him, "I can't imagine what you'd be saying to me if we
weren't friends." I couldn't believe it!' She taps away at her computer
to bring up the Valentine's card he subsequently emailed her, offering
free binoculars with every West Ham season ticket. 'Isn't that funny?'
she says cheerfully, flaunting what she calls 'the world's thickest
skin' that has allowed her to climb unscathed to the top of a sexist
profession.

Karren, who has a brother Darren (yes, really), was brought up in
Edmonton, just outside the Tottenham stadium, ironically enough. Her
father Terry made a multimillion-pound fortune from printing and was
once chairman of Swindon Town FC; her mother Rita was a glamorous
housewife who had her cigarettes dyed to match her outfits. Karren
inherited her father's business acumen: as a child, she was forever
coming up with money-making ventures (at the age of six she put up a
poster in her bedroom window offering massages to passers-by). 'I was
asked to give a speech at my old school, Aldenham in Elstree. They gave
me my file and in it were all these letters I'd written to the
headmaster with ideas for how the school could make money,' she laughs.
'None of them were ever put into action so we can safely say what he
thought of them.'

Super-confident, Karren didn't bother with university but straightaway
set about the business of making her fortune. In her first job, in
telesales for LBC radio, she attempted to persuade porn publisher David
Sullivan to advertise his Daily Sport with the station, and when he
refused, went to persuade him in person, promising him his money back if
he didn't put on sales. He was so impressed by her that he hired her
himself and, when she was just 23, put her in as the MD of Birmingham
City FC. 'People thought it was a publicity stunt,' she admits. 'I'm
sure they all thought that a month later I'd be opening a nightclub. I
was very aware that I had to hit the ground running. In my first year,
we made a trading profit for the first time in the club's history. That
was a real turning point. People thought, "Perhaps she does know what
she's doing after all." ' But how could she possibly have known? 'It's
just instinctive,' she says. 'Put me into a failing business and I know
how to sort it out. It's a gut thing.'

Her job was made tougher by the entrenched sexism of the industry. She
had players commenting on her figure, a journalist asking for her vital
statistics at a press conference, and when she arrived for her first
away game, was invited to sit with the directors' wives because the
directors' box was men only. 'I thought it was the most prehistoric
thing I'd ever heard of in my life,' she says. 'But lots of people in
football in those days had been in it for 100 years. That's how it had
always been and how they always wanted it to be. Can you believe that
women weren't allowed into football boardrooms in 1993?' Similarly, she
was initially not asked to the Professional Footballers' Association
annual dinner. 'Then they phoned me and said they'd decided to let women
come and would I be the first woman guest? I said, "I have to have
dinner with a footballer every night - the thought of having dinner with
a thousand of them? You can keep your dinner." '

Experiences like these have left her convinced, she says, of the need to
ensure diversity in business, 'Because if you're all too like-minded,
you can't see the wood for the trees. You think your colleagues' ideas
are wonderful because they're the ones you'd have had yourself.' By the
time she left Birmingham in 2009, three-quarters of the senior
management team was female. 'And I've brought in senior people here and
they're all women.'

So what does she think of Lord Sugar's recent suggestion that women
should announce in job interviews if they plan to start a family? 'Well,
everyone who runs a business is entitled to their opinion,' she says
tactfully. 'If you're running a small business and people aren't there,
that's a difficult thing to combine with your own ambitions. But if you
say that you'd like children in the next five years and that rules you
out of a job then I don't think that's particularly fair. I don't even
think about those things. I managed to have a family and run a business,
so I don't see any problems.' Not surprising, since she took just three
days off after the birth of Sophia, a decision she regrets. 'Would
anything really have been lost if I'd had three months? I was just in
such a hurry,' she says wistfully.

A fortnight later I catch up with her again, fresh from an Easter break
in Spain with the children. Karren has a splitting headache but is
soldiering on with a day composed of endless meetings - about the club's
website, the transition to the Olympic Stadium - rounded off with a trip
to the US Embassy to get her visa (she's flying to the States shortly
for an overview of the Arcadia businesses out there). Despite the dreary
slog, she remains evangelical about the need to inspire the next
generation of women to come into business. 'I think it's my
responsibility to carve out an easier path for my daughter and her
daughter. Every year I go to a reception at Downing Street for
International Women's Day and every year I see the same people. Where
are the new entrepreneurs, the inventors, the lawyers? They're out
there, but how do we find them? I don't know what I'd do to fix it, but
I have a genuine belief that we should champion young people to do
better. I think that probably is my ambition.'

So she's definitely up for a Big Society role if David Cameron fancies
calling. 'I'm a Conservative supporter, and if they asked me, I'd do
anything for my country. That becomes more appealing to me the older I
get.' And what does she fancy taking on? The education system? The NHS?
'Even if they gave me the sewerage system, I'd give it a good go,' she
says lightly. After all, what's one more ball in the air for a champion
juggler? ES
The Apprentice returns to BBC One on Tuesday 10 May at 9pm; episode two
is on Wednesday 11 May at 9pm on BBC One
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West Ham v Blackburn preview
Teamtalk.Com

Team news for Saturday afternoon's Premier League clash between West Ham
and Blackburn at Upton Park.

Scott Parker is a major doubt for West Ham.

The England international missed the recent defeats at Chelsea and
Manchester City with an Achilles complaint that he is still struggling
with, while fellow midfielders Gary O'Neil (ankle) and Mark Noble
(hernia) will be absent and defender Matthew Upson is doubtful with a
dead leg.

Jordan Spence could feature after being recalled from his loan spell at
Bristol City and on-loan Wayne Bridge returns to the squad after being
ineligible to face parent club City last weekend.

Blackburn will give late fitness tests to Junior Hoilett, David Dunn and
Michel Salgado.

Rovers boss Steve Kean believes at least two of the trio will be
available for the Premier League match.

Ryan Nelsen and Vince Grella are definitely out of the Upton Park clash
where three points would secure Blackburn's top-flight status.

West Ham (from): Green, Jacobsen, Tomkins, Upson, Hitzlsperger,
Piquionne, Spector, Ba, Cole, Boffin, Reid, Da Costa, Boa Morte,
Collison, Keane, Spence, Bridge, Parker, Stanislas.

Blackburn (from): Robinson, Samba, Givet, Olsson, Salgado, J Jones,
Emerton, P Jones, Nzonzi, Dunn, Diouf, Hoilett, Bunn, Roberts, Pedersen,
Hanley, Kalinic, Rochina, Formica, Benjani, Santa Cruz.

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Demba Ba race 'could see Spurs and Chelsea join top suitors Sunderland'
Metro.Co.Uk

A number of top Premier League clubs are believed to be keeping tabs on
West Ham striker Demba Ba, with fellow Londoners Spurs and Chelsea
joining the vultures circling above the relegation-threatened east-enders.

It has been suggested that several clubs, including Sunderland (the
early favourites), Blackburn and Aston Villa, are ready to bid for Ba -
who has been one of the Hammers' stand-out players this season.

But the former Hoffenheim forward, 25, is believed to be more interested
in any offers from other London clubs because he wants to remain in the
capital, even if West Ham decide to cash in.
As such, reported interest from - among others - sixth-placed Spurs and
title-challengers Chelsea is being talked up by Ba's agent, who has
already told the Hammers his client will demand a move if the club drop
into the Championship.

Fulham have also been mentioned as another potentially interested party,
although it is thought manager Mark Hughes is more interested in
bringing in potentially cheaper foreign-based alternatives.

Ba's stock has undoubtedly risen since he arrived in the Premier League
in January for £7million, having scored five goals in nine starts and
frequently looking like the Hammers' most dangerous player.

Blackburn manager Steve Kean - who could be one of the big spenders this
summer under the club's new owners - has already declared himself a fan
of the Senegalese star.

'Ba was one of the serious ones we looked at in January but he decided
to go to West Ham in the end,' said Kean. 'He's done very well at West
Ham and he looks like he can get goals.'

The news comes as West Ham chairman David Gold told the BBC's Football
Focus that he is prepared to let some of the club's biggest names leave
in the summer if the club finish in the Premier League's bottom three.
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Ba set to head West Ham's potential firesale
Football Fancast
Written by James Kent

Mirror Football are reporting that if West Ham get relegated star
striker Demba Ba will be on the move, with Aston Villa, Blackburn and
Sunderland are all believed to be interested in the 25 year old. Though
Ba would be one of a number of players that are likely to move on
including; Scott Parker, Matthew Upson, Carlton Cole and Robert Green.

West Ham plays Blackburn this weekend in a match they really must win in
order to give themselves any chance of surviving; scouting has begun for
potential replacements in the event that they are relegated and need to
replace their top stars.

Aston Villa is understood to want to pair Ba with England striker Darren
Bent even if Gerard Houllier doesn't return as manager after his recent
health scare. Ba has made a strong impact on the Premier League since
signing from German club Hoffenheim in January for a fee that could rise
to £6m. Ba has scored 5 goals from his 10 starts, giving him a average
of a goal every two games in the Premier League.

Sunderland will need to add to their fire power in the summer with the
loss of Darren Bent to Aston Villa and Frazier Campbell to injury and
it's been reported they may look to sign up to three new strikers.
Blackburn will be looking for a striker in the summer that can score on
a more consistent basis than their current crop.
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Kean: Parker inclusion may backfire
ITV.Com

Blackburn manager Steve Kean claims West Ham will be taking a risk if
they play a less-than-fully-fit Scott Parker in the relegation clash on
Saturday.

Parker, the football writers' Footballer of the Year, has been
struggling with an Achilles problem but is desperate to help the bottom
club at Upton Park.

Kean however claims such a move could backfire on the Hammers. He said:
"It depends how fit he is. Sometimes if a player is not 100% fit and all
of a sudden has to go off that can have a psychological effect on the
rest of the team."

He added: "That was one of the factors we felt about Junior Hoilett over
the last few games. If he starts and he's not quite right and you have
to take him off after 10 minutes then people can say 'oh no, the
potential talisman is not on the pitch'."

Victory for Rovers will put them on 41 points and should assure them of
safety and Kean cannot see any reason why they should not triumph in London.

He added: "We do not fear these games - we are looking forward to going
and getting points because we are playing well.

"I think it will be an open game, I think they will come and try and
score in the first 15 minutes and will try and get at us. I don't expect
them to be cagey but to try to get the ball up front and try to get the
crowd on their side."

Blackburn will give late fitness tests to Hoilett, David Dunn and Michel
Salgado and Kean has predicted at least two of the trio will be
available for Saturday.

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Ba urges West Ham team-mates to turn performances into points
East London Advertizer
Striker confident can survive the drop

West Ham striker Demba Ba has urged his team-mates to turn their recent
good performances into points and ensure their team survive.

The Hammers are on a run of five consecutive defeats, but spirited
displays against Chelsea and Manchester City in the last two games has
not gone unnoticed by the former Hoffenheim striker.

Ba, who scored in the 2-1 defeat at Eastlands, feels the team are
capable of taking enough points from their final three games to climb
off the bottom of the table and avoid the drop.

"The season is not finished yet. We have three games to go and I think
if we do good in the last three games then we could save West Ham," said
the 25-year-old.

"If we give 100 per cent then if we stay up we will be happy, but if we
are relegated we will go with no regret, but we still have a big chance,
a really big chance.

"I think when you see the way we played the two last weeks, it should be
a surprise (that West Ham are bottom), because we had good games, but if
you miss the chances then you can't get the results.

"They were decent performances against both of them, but at the end of
the day we have got no points and football is just about getting wins or
getting one point to just go forward."
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Paolo Di Canio 'interested' in replacing Avram Grant as West Ham manager
Metro

Paolo Di Canio could be a surprise contender to take over as West Ham
boss, after his agent confirmed he was looking to break into management.

The former striker developed iconic status during his five year stay at
Upton Park, scoring 48 goals in his 118 appearances.

And while the Italian doesn't expect to be offered the role should Avram
Grant be sacked at the end of the season, he would have a hard time
resisting if Hammers chiefs David Gold and David Sullivan made an apporach.

Reports this morning claim West Ham have drawn up a seven-man hit list
of candidates to replace Grant, consisting of **** *******, Paul
Lambert, Malky Mackay, Chris Hughton, Slaven Bilic, Ian Holloway and
Martin O'Neill.

After the botched attempt to replace the Israeli with O'Neill earlier in
the year, it's believed the Northern Irishman would be reluctant to take
the Hammers hot seat should it be offered to him again.

QPR boss ******* will be managing in the Premier League next season
(barring an FA points deduction), as will Norwich's highly-rated coach
Lambert.

Blackpool chairman Karl Oyston has refuted suggestion the Holloway could
leave the Seasiders, even if they are relegated, saying: 'I certainly
hope Ian will be manager next season. And unless he's told you
different, he will definitely be the manager here next season.'

Former Hammer Bilic has never shown much desire to quit his post as
Croatia boss despite offers, while Watford man Mackay rejected the
chance to join Burnley in January and signed a new Hornets deal until 2014.

That leaves life-long West Ham fan Hughton as the most likely candidate,
as he's currently out of work and has valuable experience in the
Championship where he successfully guided Newcastle back to the Premier
League at the first attempt.

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Pre-season tournament announced

Knees Up Mother Brown

West Ham United are set to visit Switzerland this summer to take part in
the 50th Uhrencup.

The four-team competition - Europe's longest-running pre-season
tournament - will also include Swiss teams FC Basel and BSC Young Boys,
plus German side Hertha Berlin and is scheduled to take place between
8th-13th of July.

The Uhrencup, considered the most prestigious non-domestic trophy in
Switzerland traditionally takes place in the Brühl Stadium in Grenchen -
and has done since it was first held back in 1962.

The winners of the tournament are decided by points, with each team
playing two games (there are no knockout stages). The current holders
are VfB Stuttgart, who beat Young Boys, FC Twente and Deportivo La
Coruna to the trophy last season.

West Ham's participation will be the first by a British club since
Celtic in 2007, and the first by an English team since Ipswich featured
in the second tournament way back in 1963.

United are scheduled to face both Young Boys (11th July, 6:00pm kick
off) and FC Basel (13th July, 7:30pm kick off).

The full schedule is as follows:

Friday, 8th July
BSC Young Boys v Hertha BSC Berlin (7:30 pm)

Saturday, 9th July
Galaspiel, Borussia Dortmund v FC Zürich (6:00 pm)

Monday 11th July
BSC Young Boys v West Ham United (6:00 pm)
FC Basel v Hertha BSC Berlin (8:30 pm)

Wednesday 13th July
FC Basel v West Ham United (7:30 pm)
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Keane convinced Hammers will beat the drop
Irish Times

Soccer: Robbie Keane is convinced West Ham can beat the drop and hopes
to play his part in helping to see them safe. The Republic of Ireland
striker is currently taking in a short-term loan deal at Upton Park,
after slipping down the pecking order at Tottenham.

Injuries have prevented him from featuring as often as he would have
liked, but he has managed to net two goals in eight appearances for the
Hammers.

Keane is hoping to add to that tally over the next few weeks, with West
Ham left with just three fixtures in which to bridge the three-point gap
which separates them from Premier League survival.

"There are a few games to go and if we can get a few wins out of them,
if we can get nine or seven points, that could be enough," said Keane,
who is preparing for crucial clashes against Blackburn, Wigan and
Sunderland.

"It's so close down there for those of us that are involved in it, so
it's difficult circumstances, but I still think we have enough to get
ourselves out of it."

Keane's loan deal will expire at the end of the season, meaning he will
be due back at White Hart Lane over the summer.

There appears to be little future for the 30-year-old frontman at Spurs,
but he is keen to put any talk regarding his next move on hold until his
commitments with the Hammers have come to an end.

"We'll see what happens," he said. "I'm just concentrating at the moment
on trying to keep West Ham in the Premier League. We will see what the
situation is in the summer."
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Alpari (UK) sponsors West Ham United's End of Season Gala Dinner

Alpari (UK) Limited ("Alpari (UK)"), a leading global foreign exchange
("Forex", "FX") broker, is proud to be the official Main Event Sponsor
of this year's West Ham United End of Season Gala Dinner on 16 May 2011,
with over 800 guests expected including many current stars and
footballing legends. Alpari (UK) will also present the Best Team
Performance award at the event, held at Grosvenor House on London's Park
Lane.

"West Ham United is a club with a long history and track record. The
gala dinner is a great occasion to celebrate the club's highest
achievers and we are proud to support the event this year."

Andrey Vedikhin, CEO of Alpari (UK), says: "We are proud to be the main
sponsor of the West Ham United gala dinner. It is a great opportunity
for Alpari (UK) to be associated with a football club so well respected
and steeped in tradition. We look forward to celebrating with the
winners of the awards on the night."

David Stuart, COO of Alpari (UK), adds: "West Ham United is a club with
a long history and track record. The gala dinner is a great occasion to
celebrate the club's highest achievers and we are proud to support the
event this year."

West Ham fans wanting to attend the gala dinner can still do so by
contacting the club's corporate sales department on 0871 221 2700.
Tables of ten and a limited number of individual places are available now.

The entire first-team squad – as well as some famous names – will be in
attendance for this glittering event which will be highlighted by the
crowning of the 2010/11 Hammer of the Year. Scott Parker will be hoping
to make it three consecutive wins, a feat that only five-times winner
Sir Trevor Brooking has achieved since its inception for the 1957/58 season.

Several other seasonal awards will also be handed out on the night
including the Best Goal, Save of the Season, Players' Player of the Year
and Top Goal Scorer awards.

You can have your say today by going to whufc.com to cast your vote.

About Alpari (UK)

Alpari (UK) Limited is an award-winning foreign exchange ("FOREX",
"FX"), CFD and precious metals broker headquartered in the heart of the
City of London and with offices in Germany, China and India. Alpari (UK)
is authorised and regulated by the Financial Services Authority (FSA) in
the United Kingdom. FSA Register number 448002. Company No. 05284142.
Alpari (UK) is an independent entity within the group of Alpari companies.

With a history dating back to 1998, the Alpari companies are among the
world's fastest growing providers of online Forex trading services, with
more than 50 offices in cities in over 20 countries, including London,
New York, Shanghai, Dubai, Moscow, Mumbai and Frankfurt. Combined, the
companies look after over 440,000 customer accounts*, generating monthly
trading volumes in excess of $160 billion (November 2010), and employ
over 550 people* worldwide.

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Jacobsen - Players to blame
Hammers defender offers support to manager

Sky.Com

West Ham defender Lars Jacobsen says the players are to blame for their
struggles and not manager Avram Grant.

The Hammers are fighting for their lives as they are bottom of the
Premier League with just three games left in the season.

Grant has come under fire for West Ham's poor form with reports
suggesting the club are looking at possible replacements for the Israeli
should they fail to secure survival.

However, Jacobsen believes it unfair to shift all the blame on the
shoulders on Grant and claims the players must take a good at themselves
for the below-par showings this term.

"I can only speak for myself, and I've enjoyed working with him [Grant]
and I've had a good season under him," Jacobsen told onside.dk.

"It may well be that we have not got the points we should, but you never
know if it would have been different with another manager.

"It's us playing and it would be very wrong for a player to criticize
the manager. "
Lars Jacobsen on Avram Grant Quotes of the week

"As a player you need to look at yourself. "It's us playing and it would
be very wrong for a player to criticize the manager. "It is us players
who need to look at ourselves and perhaps we should have done better
during the season."

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Exclusive: West Ham's Parker rated 50/50, but he did not train yesterday
Bexley Times

West Ham midfielder Scott Parker has a 50-50 chance of playing against
Blackburn on Saturday, but did not break down in training yesterday as
reported in the national media.

Parker, who has been struggling with an Achilles problem, did not even
train with the squad yesterday, but is undergoing tests to see if he can
play against Blackburn this weekend.

A source at the club confirmed the Hammer of the Year is a doubt for
Saturday's match.

"He didn't train yesterday, but that doesn't mean he won won't play on
Saturday. They are doing various things to try and get him fit. Often
players don't train earlier in the week but will closer to the game,"
the source said.

"The player is obviously desperate to play and with time running out in
the season, it is likely he will play. We need the points."

There was further positive news that captain Matthew Upson is likely to
be fit to take on Rovers this weekend.

The centre half had to be withdrawn against Manchester City at the
weekend with a dead leg, but should be okay for Saturday.

Fellow defender James Tomkins is a bigger concern however. Tomkins
suffered a bang on the knee at Eastlands and is doubtful, while Mark
Noble is definitely out.

Noble had a successful operation on his hernia earlier in the week and
could yet still play this season.

"He is definitely not ready for Saturday, but as we have seen in the
past, Mark recovers from injury very quickly, so he could still play
this season," the source added.
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Premier League clubs and Scottish giants lose over £1m as programme
printer folds
Mail Online

Arsenal, Tottenham and West Ham are among the clubs to lose more than
£1m after Cre8 Publishing, one of the UK's largest printers of matchday
programmes, was put into liquidation.

The collapse came after Arsenal had filed a legal action against the
publishing group over a claim of £270,000 of unpaid royalties.

The football clubs worst hit are Rangers and Celtic, who are owed almost
£500,000 and £400,000 respectively. West Ham are owed £103,000 and Spurs
£42,000. Aberdeen and Oldham Athletic are also missing smaller amounts,
while the Welsh Rugby Union are owed £120,000.
Ouch: North London rivals Arsenal and Spurs have both been hit in the pocket

Just three years ago the company's predecessor, Cre8 UK, also went bust
leaving the likes of Birmingham City and Watford out of pocket.

In November last year The Old Firm clubs cancelled contracts with Cre8
Publishing. Celtic urged fans to apply for refunds on their
subscriptions, while Rangers told supporters to 'cancel any direct debit
payment with immediate effect'.

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Hammers legend wants Martin O'Neill as West Ham boss
Romford Recorder

Sir Geoff Hurst has said that the appointments of both Gianfranco Zola
and Avram Grant were mistakes.

Hammers legend Sir Geoff Hurst believes that Martin O'Neill should be
the new manager of West Ham, whether the team are relegated this season
or not.

The World Cup Final hat-trick hero believes the Hammers are doomed in
their survival battle and he insisted that the problems stem not just
from this season, but from the last three or four.

"I did not expect the disaster that it has been this season, but in many
respects it is not just this year," Hurst told BBC Radio Five Live.

"I think the appointment of Gianfranco Zola was not a good one. I admire
him as much as any player, but him coming in from the Italian under-21
team to manage a club in a difficult Premier League was not right."

Hurst has little time for current boss Avram Grant either.

"I am not sure the appointment of Avram Grant was particularly good," he
said. "He got the job possibly on the back of doing well at Chelsea, but
as we know they were set up with a tremendous bunch of senior players.
He just took over the reins and let the players get on with it."

Hurst, who played one short of 500 games in claret and blue, scoring 248
goals, knows exactly who he would select as the Hammers new manager.

"Martin O'Neill would be good for West Ham because he has proved that he
can do the job anywhere," said the footballing knight.

"I don't know how much it would cost, but if I could wave a magic wand
for the start of next season, I would have O'Neill in charge of the club."

Even if his wish came true, Hurst is not expecting Scott Parker to be
part of things.

"I wouldn't have thought Parker would stay," he said. "It is fantastic
what he has achieved in West Ham's very poor season.

"I believe in loyalty, but I think he has served his time and he
deserves an opportunity to play Champions League football and continue
to play for England, which he has a better chance of doing at another club."

West Ham still have three games to save their skins, but Hurst does not
hold out much hope.

"There is a glimmer," he said, "Until mathematically you are out of it,
there is always a chance, but it looks very ominous to me."
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The blame game: Torpedoes of truth surrounding our improbable relegation
Knees Up Mother Brown

The following are the reasons why, with three games to go, West Ham
United are bottom of the league and staring squarely into oblivion.

Torpedo 1 – The Owners.

When the decision was taken last summer to dispense with the services of
manager Gianfranco Zola, I think I speak for all Hammers fans when I say
that the names on our lips to replace Frankie were as follows: Mark
Hughes, Slaven Bilic, Steve McClaren and Martin Jol.

I think the common consensus was that Zola had been harshly treated, he
kept us up despite having no cash to spend and with David's Gold and
Sullivan undermining him at every turn. Nevertheless our popular,
charismatic and charming manager was canned; the fans were prepared to
accept it if a better man was put in place.

I don't know the ins and outs of the selection process, what the
criteria the Davids were interested in but I do know any of the
aforementioned managers would've jumped at the opportunity to manage a
London club in the Premier League that sells out its ground every week.

Having just avoided relegation with a tally of 35 points in the 2009/10
season the man they brought into replace Zola had to lead the club from
being perennial relegation candidates to the security of mid-table
obscurity.

The appointment was at a crucial crossroads in the history of West Ham
United, so why oh why did they choose Avram Grant? A man who had the
previous season just been relegated with Portsmouth, why did they choose
a man who was still something of an enigma?

A man who was the nearly man with the star studded Chelsea team he
inherited, a man who would've taken Pompey down even without their
points deduction, a man who hadn't achieved anything to warrant being
given the job of turning West Ham into a genuine force in English football.

I ask everyone who happens to read this article: do you really think
Fulham have a much better team/squad than us? Who in their team would we
really be interested in? Yet they are THIRTEEN points better off than us
and why's that?

Mark Hughes; a man who was without a job when we began our search to
replace Zola, a man who surely would've taken the job if it was offered
to him, a man who required no compensation whatsoever having been sacked
by Manchester City, a man with a proven track record in Premier League
football having worked wonders at a small provincial club like Blackburn
Rovers and without millions to spend.

Gold and Sullivan in my opinion went for the cheap option and ultimately
a 'yes' man in Avram Grant and it will ultimately cost us our place in
the Premier League; whatever way you want to look at it we replaced a
man who kept us up with a man who took another club down. Where was the
logic?

Torpedo Two – The Players.

Regardless of incompetent owners or a bungling manager the fact of the
matter is that on paper West Ham should have a top 10 team. The spine of
the side, Green, Upson, Parker and Cole are all England internationals.
Who else in the bottom half of the table with the exception of Villa can
boast such 'illustrious' names?

For an entire season teams such as Blackpool, Blackburn, Wolves,
Birmingham, Wigan and Newcastle despite not having the 'big names' that
we boast have been above us in the table.

The blame lies squarely on the players shoulders; from Carlton Cole's
erratic (to say the least) form, Mark Noble countlessly making errors
which lead to goals (Bent's equaliser in the Villa game a classic
example. Why didn't he just punt the ball into row Z instead of trying
to dribble his way out of our box?) and the continued enigma's of Obinna
and Piquionne who will look like world beaters in one game and
Conference standard in the next.

Too many of our players this season have just strolled around the pitch
putting in the odd decent performance here and there. Only Scott Parker
and Robert Green in my opinion have displayed any sort of consistency.
Isn't it becoming a bit tiresome that the aforementioned Green and
Parker are always the only two real options for player of the season?

Our players simply seem to think they're better than they are, that all
they'll have to do is turn up, stroll around the pitch and win. It may
be the old cliché about hard work and graft but that's exactly why teams
without so called 'big names' are above us. Look at Newcastle for
example, now Carroll has gone I'd say they don't have a genuine big name
at their club yet look at them; some seven points clear of us and safe
of relegation with three games to go.

It's become all too easy and familiar for West Ham's over-paid and
under-performing 'stars' to blame their poor displays on a manager
no-one wanted and owners that are just simply not fit to run a football
club. Instead the likes of Cole, Piquionne, Obinna, Noble and
Hitzlsperger need to look closer to home as to the real reasons why with
three games to go we're bottom and a team like Blackpool have been above
us all season.

Torpedo Three - The Manager.

Regardless of who actually wanted Avram Grant to manage our club (think
I'm right in assuming it to be solely Gold, Sullivan and Brady) he has
woefully under-achieved with the squad of players he has at his disposal.

As you may have gathered I've already made several references to Ian
Holloway's Blackpool team and the reason that is, is simply because
apart from Charlie Adam they have not got a single player West Ham would
be interested in and you cannot even begin to compare wage bills and
throw into the mix as well that they are a newly promoted club… yet
despite all this they have been above us in the table all season.

Grant can complain about decisions that haven't gone our way or injuries
to key players but the fact a Blackpool side whose average gate is
almost a third of ours has been better than us this season is solely at
his door.

Grant's persistence of playing a 4-3-3 formation for the majority of the
season has been baffling to say the least; I could understand it when we
had Noble, Hitz and Parker all available not to mention the added
impetus up front thanks to our January recruits. But for over half the
season Grant persevered with the formation and it plain and simply
wasn't working.

You simply cannot afford passengers in the Premier League and that's
exactly what Kovac was in the heart of that midfield three. And why oh
why didn't Grant maybe opt for a 4-4-2 playing Noble and Parker through
the middle and an orthodox front two so that Carlton Cole wouldn't have
spent the majority of the season isolated?

Another criticism I would level at Grant is his inability to get a
ninety minute performance out a team. I feel that was typified in our
League Cup semi second leg at St Andrews; in the first half we were all
over Birmingham, Coley scored a classic and it looked for all the world
we would face Arsenal in the final at Wembley. Yet in the second half,
the classic West Ham capitulation that has plagued us all season long.

Grant hasn't been helped by his players consistently under-performing
but as the manager he ultimately has to take responsibility, with the
squad at his disposal being bottom of the pile after 35 games regardless
of questionable decisions or injuries is just not acceptable.

To conclude the reason that in all probability we will be relegated is
because there is no one reason why we are where we are; it's an
amalgamation of so many mistakes, from giving the job to Grant in the
first place to not backing him significantly in the summer transfer
window (does anyone think if Keane and Ba had been signed in the summer
we'd be bottom with three to go?) a chasm indeed a myriad of errors are
why we're on the edge of the abyss.

Whilst watching the Chelsea game I was stunned by the passion of our
fans, bottom of the league with at the time four games to go, trailing
at the Bridge as the rain fell and all you could hear was three
thousand-odd Hammers singing and giving it. The support our fans give
is, in my humble opinion, unrivalled in London football and quite
frankly they deserve better.

We all do.
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No Room for Error!
West Ham Til I Die

What on earth were we doing starting with a 4-4-2 formation against
City? City set up with a fluid 4-5-1 and that extra man in midfield was
our undoing in the decisive first 20 minutes. We should have gone 4-5-1
as well and sought to win the key midfield battle. It cost us the match,
a consequence of the latest of a series of dubious tactical decisions.
Yet, we then rejigged it and for the remaining 70 minutes gave City a
real contest. It was disappointing to see West Ham play so well at both
Stamford Bridge and the City of Manchester Stadium and emerge with
nothing. We could have possibly taken a point from both matches. But it
is no good crying over spilt milk, we have to refocus on the final tree
matches, play for all nine points and hope that we can grab 17th place.

They say that luck evens itself out eventually, perhaps we will get the
lucky breaks to balance up the extreme misfortunate of being relegated
in 2002-03 with a record 42 points. Some supporters have said that, in
truth, we deserve relegation after under-performing so badly all season.
It is hard to argue against that objectively. We have had the winnable
games, we have had the opportunities to get out of trouble, but have
consistently failed to take them. Yes all too true, but supporting a
football club is not an objective experience, it is deeply partisan by
its very nature. And I am deeply fearful of the consequences for our
beloved club, unless the co-owners commit themselves to financing a
concerted, one year, promtion campaign and, in the process, retain some
of the quality in the current squad to facilitate that outcome.

Who knows, it could prove to be the making of players such as Sears,
Montano, Brown, Spence and Fry. But I really could not stand to see the
likes of Tomkins and Collison cherry picked by Spurs and Chelski, much
like Cole, Johnson, Carrick and Defoe were when we were relegated last
time. If relegation does happen then the club must retain these
youngsters, because they are the club's future and the integral to our
redemption. Of the established players, we should try to convince
Parker, Noble, Jacobsen, Ba and Cole to stay with us for at least a
year. It may be 'mission impossible' to convince Parker to play in the
Championship, but we can at least try. If he is adamant that he wants to
go, then we must reward his loyalty and commitment to the cause by
granting the move. But we should seek to get an auction going between
Spurs, Arsenal and Man City and achieve the best price/deal possible.
Who knows, it may be possible to pick up some good part-exchange or loan
deals as part of the package?

Then there is the need to bring in the players who are experienced and
successful at Championship level. Players like Long at Reading and
Pratley at Swansea (if their clubs are not promoted this season?) could
help us gain promotion; along with one or two more experienced heads who
will give us the necessary 'know how' and 'steel' to get us out of the
Championship. In my last blog post, I outlined a four prong strategy
that we should pursue to get us promoted in one season. Inevitably, that
would extend to the management and coaching staff. We need a manager
that can not only get us out of the Championship, but also take us
forward on a return to the PL. Paul Lambert has been mentioned and he
does appear to fit the bill. Lambert has shown that he can get teams
promoted, but it is often forgotten that he previously did very well
managing in German football, and the CL, with Stuttgart. So, he has the
future potential as well as the current substance. Whether we could
recruit him from Norwich City is another matter? Perhaps he would be the
right choice even if we manage to stay in the PL? I cannot see Avram
Grant remaining in the manager's post, next season, whatever our fate!

Yet, I digress, we still have a chance of saving ourselves. But can
Avram Grant and this fustrating squad muster the 'where with all' to
deliver three consecutive victories? That is the key question. It is a
challenging task, but not impossible given the opposition. Two wins and
a draw (7 points) might be enough, but three wins (9 points) should
definitely save us. I very much doubt that Wolves, Wigan and Blackpool
will pick up enough points to match 41 points, although that supposes
their forthcoming opponents, such as Man Utd and Spurs, will give 100%
if the outstanding issues of the PL title and the 4th place finish have
been resolved? And then you have the goal difference issue. It would
typical of West Ham's luck to be relegated by the odd goal or two!

The Blackburn match is now absolutely massive. If we lose next weekend
then the game is almost certainly up. There is no room for error. We
must start this game with passion and a high tempo performance, factors
that have been sadly missing for most of this season. Personally, I
would start with a 4-4-2 formation against Blackburn, with Rob Green,
Lars Jacobsen, Wayne Bridge, Manuel Da Costa and James Tomkins in
defence; a midfield of Freddie Sears, Thomas Hitzlsperger, Scott Parker
(who will hopefully be fit) and Luis Boa Morte; and a strike force of
Demba Ba and Robbie Keane. I feel that we need pace, mobility and guile,
up front, against Blackburn's lumbering defence and Ba and Keane are
probably best equipped to provide that. Depending on how the match
unfolds, it is possible that either Victor Obinna or Charlton Cole could
figure from the bench. I would also like to see Pablo Barrera reinstated
to the substitutes bench and potentially used later in the match to run
at the centre of the opposition's defence. As I have stated previously,
I feel that Barrera could still prove to be a asset, not stuck out wide
on either flank, but in more central attacking positions.

I know that many supporters feel that PL survival is now too big a
mountain to climb. Given the apparent tactical and motivational
shortcomings of the management, and the the infuriating
under-performance of the squad, I can well understand those misgivings.
I am afraid that all we can do now is support the team 110% and hope
that we can belatedly scramble out of the relegation zone. It will
certainly be gut wrenching and will probably go to the final day of the
season.

SJ. Chandos.

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Grant's fate sealed after dragging West Ham to brink of the abyss
The Independent

Not even avoiding relegation will save the manager, while going down
threatens the club's very existence

An internet poll on a West Ham fans' website yesterday showed 90 per
cent want Avram Grant replaced

When Avram Grant tossed his "lucky" claret and blue scarf to the crowd
after West Ham United's 3-0 home defeat to Arsenal in January, it was
seen as the last act of a man condemned to the sack.

Grant's farewell gesture at the turn of the year came amid rampant
speculation that he was about to be dismissed and replaced by Martin
O'Neill. However, the former Aston Villa manager rebuffed the club's
approaches, and Grant has remained in charge. Somehow.

Four months on and West Ham are still bottom of the Premier League,
relegation is looming, and Grant has survived, however unlikely that
might have seemed in January. He remains the team's dignified, if
unloved, leader.

An internet poll on a popular West Ham fans' website yesterday showed
nine out of 10 supporters want Grant replaced. They will get their wish.
Privately it is understood the Israeli has accepted that he will be
sacked in the summer, irrespective of whether West Ham stay in the
Premier League or not. Once again it is open season about who will
succeed him. O'Neill has again been mentioned, as has his protégé Paul
Lambert at Norwich City. Queen's Park Rangers' Neil Warnock's name
cropped up yesterday.

It all adds up to the perception that Grant, who took Portsmouth down a
year ago, is a doomed man, even though West Ham still have a fighting
chance of avoiding the drop into the Championship.

Two months ago, West Ham were out of the bottom three, playing their
best football of the season with back-to-back league wins over Liverpool
(3-1) and Stoke City (3-0). Yet having hauled themselves out of the
mire, they have now sunk deep back into it, earning just one point from
six games since. The news yesterday that their inspiration from
midfield, Scott Parker, is still struggling with his Achilles injury and
may miss Saturday's hugely important home game with Blackburn Rovers
only adds to the sense of impending doom. His dynamic displays are the
main reason West Ham are not relegated already.

Sunday's 2-1 defeat at Manchester City, the Hammers' fifth loss in a
row, was depressingly predictable, and while it will not ultimately
decide whether they stay up or not, it demonstrated the depths to which
this great club have sunk. Not the football but the non-appearance of
the board. The absence of co-owner David Gold, who is undergoing
treatment for cholangitis and septicaemia, is understandable. But the
failure of his fellow co-owner David Sullivan and the club's
vice-chairman Karren Brady to travel to Eastlands for the game, leaving
instead a pocket of empty seats in the City directors' box, sent out a
message of surrender at a time when strong leadership was required.

Sullivan's reasoning that he could not influence the result of the game
and could watch it live on TV instead has infuriated supporters,
particularly the 1,100 who did make the trip up to Manchester to support
their team.

The "no-show" at City followed Sullivan's comments last week that West
Ham have only a 25 per cent chance of staying up. "There is still a 25
to 30 per cent chance we won't be [relegated]. We have to be realistic.
The bookmakers put our chances at 28 per cent and you have to accept
that," Sullivan said before the City defeat. He also questioned whether
certain players who are out of contract this summer have the stomach for
the fight.

"I'm sure a few of the players are already looking at where they will be
next season – their contracts are up, they'll be off," Sullivan said.
Those players include England defender Matthew Upson, Danny Gabbidon,
Jonathan Spector and Kieron Dyer, while Robbie Keane, Wayne Bridge and
Victor Obinna are on loan.

Sullivan has so far been silent on the subject of Grant's future, his
fingers having been burnt by the fiasco of January, when boardroom leaks
about O'Neill's possible appointment ensured it never happened. West Ham
are aware they do not want to scare off any potential candidates,
although it may be too late for that.

Relegation would potentially be catastrophic. Last December, Sullivan
said: "We inherited £110m of debt and that is now down to £80m. But the
repercussions of relegation would be a financial disaster." He has since
said he and Gold, who between them own 62 per cent of West Ham, would
put in around £40m to keep the club afloat should it be relegated.

The goal then would be to follow the Newcastle blueprint, of returning
to the top flight at the first attempt but also reducing their
£50m-a-year wage bill. The stakes, however, are mind-boggling as West
Ham are committed to spending £95m converting the Olympic Stadium in
Stratford to a football ground before they can move in two years after
the 2012 Games. They are to borrow £40m from Newham Council and £35m
from the Olympic Park Legacy Company, and have to find the remaining
£20m from somewhere else. Relegation has allegedly been factored into
the costing, but not prolonged absence from the Premier League.

Oblivion beckons but West Ham, under the guidance of Grant, still have a
chance. The manager has remained optimistic throughout, to the point
where his Monday postings on the club website, in which he desperately
cites the reasons to be positive, have become a parody of themselves.

It all boils down to three games – at home to Blackburn, followed by
Wigan Athletic away and then Sunderland at home on the last day of the
season. Win them and Grant's final website posting could at least be
positive with good reason.

Upbeat or blinkered?

Avram Grant has resolutely looked on the bright side during a troubled
season:

"We are in a difficult fight but I am sure we will succeed. My players
played with passion and energy." After 0-0 draw with Blackpool in November

"I was happy with the response of the players. The players looked like
they wanted to succeed." Following 3-0 defeat at Liverpool in November

"We were in it at the beginning then gave away sloppy goals. At 3-0 we
tried to do something, but they then made it 4-0 and it wasn't easy."
Following 5-0 defeat against Newcastle in January

"We started OK and then they scored. This should give us energy and make
us stronger for our next game." After 3-0 reverse at Bolton last month

* Grant has spent 66 of the football seasons' last 70 weeks in the
relegation zone: Portsmouth 7 Oct 2009 – 21 May 2010, 31 weeks out of,
and 31 inside, the bottom three (includes director of football spell).

* From 3 June 2010 to present, West Ham have spent 35 weeks out of, and
39 inside, the bottom three.

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