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Daily WHUFC News - 7th April 2017

Bilic - Duo should be fit for Swansea
WHUFCC.com

Slaven Bilic expects both Andy Carroll and Michail Antonio to be fully fit
for Saturday's clash against Swansea City
The pair were both replaced during the side's 3-0 defeat to Arsenal on
Wednesday
But the problems both suffered should be nothing to worry about come the
weekend, claimed the boss

West Ham United manager Slaven Bilic is hopeful that influential duo Andy
Carroll and Michail Antonio will be fit and ready to take on Swansea City at
London Stadium on Saturday. The pair were both replaced in the Hammers' 3-0
defeat at Arsenal on Wednesday, with Antonio coming off at half time, while
the returning Diafra Sakho was introduced midway through the second period
for Carroll. And many feared the worst when their numbers came up due to
respective injury problems that have kept them out of action in recent
weeks. Bilic moved to reassure supporters, however, that both are still in
line to play their part in the vital Premier League clash against Swansea at
the weekend. About Carroll, he said: "Andy felt a groin at half time against
Arsenal, but it was not major. It allowed him to play for another 15 minutes
and then we wanted to replace him. "This morning, it's not worse – it's OK.
He has a good chance – he has a good chance of playing on Saturday, for
sure. "Andy is vital to us, of course. It's vital on Saturday and we need
everyone now that can help us in this situation."

Antonio was recently withdrawn from Gareth Southgate's England squad due to
a hamstring strain, but the winger suffered no similar problems at the
Emirates and was instead replaced for a different reason. "For Mikey, the
press connected it with a problem with his hamstring, and normally that
would be the case when a player has recently come back from injury, so it's
normal," Bilic continued. "Fortunately, it had nothing to do with the
hamstring, but it was just when we had the lunch yesterday at the hotel, he
felt really sick, and he vomited a lot. "The doctor and the medical staff
gave him some vitamins and all that, and he was OK to try and play some part
of the game. "But at half time, we decided that we were going to basically
take him off and rest him for Saturday. "He is feeling much better this
morning. He has stayed at home but he's feeling much better. If it
progresses like this, then he should also be good for Saturday. That's it
for injuries, basically."

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U17s win J-League Club Challenge
WHUFC.com

West Ham United U17s have clinched the J-League Club Challenge title
They beat local side Gamba Osaka in the final 4-2
Bernardo Rosa was awarded MVP after scoring five times, twice in the final

West Ham United U17s beat local side Gamba Osaka 4-2 to clinch the J-League
Club Challenge title. The Hammers were beaten by their final opponents in
the group stage, but the victory never looked in doubt as Danny Searle's men
dominated from start to finish. Bernardo Rosa scored twice in the triumph,
taking his competition tally to five, and he was given the tournament's MVP
award. Amadou Diallo and Reece Hannam scored the other two goals, as the
Hammers completed a terrific week in Japan. "Coming out to a tournament like
this is the unknown. Although we won two game on the first day we looked a
bit lethargic," admitted head coach Searle. "The second day was much better
and today I think our class came through. We've got the youngest squad here
and to come here and evolve the way we did is very important."

The Hammers made the perfect start to the final when Ben Johnson's terrific
cross was nodded home by Rosa. However, local side Osaka, who beat the
Hammers 1-0 in the group stage, responded immediately. A long ball over the
top of defence was finished well. Searle's players had improved as the week
went on and bounce back well to lead by two at the break. Rosa volleyed home
excellently and that was followed by Amadou Diallo's neat finish from a long
kick by keeper Joseph Anang. Osaka responded in the second half to put the
game back in the balance, but the Hammers sealed the tournament victory when
Hannam drilled home brilliantly from just inside the box. "When we did the
pre-match today, we said 'you know what the standard is and you know what
type of football they play," added Searle. "We grew into the game well and
I'm glad the boys achieved what they did today. It's an excellent
achievement."

West Ham (v Gamba Osaka): Anang (Sanneh); Johnson, Dalipi (Okotcha), Wells,
Hannam; Coventry, Mingi (Forson); Ngakia (King), Rosa, Diallo; Adarkwa
(Ashby). Subs not used: Watson, Chesters.
Goals: Rosa (2), Diallo, Hannam.
Bookings: Diallo.

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THE STADIUM IS NOT AN EXCUSE!! BY MARK WARD
BY EXWHUEMPLOYEE ON 6 APRIL 2017 AT 1:03PM
TheWestHamWay.co.uk

This article is written by former Hammers favourite Mark Ward, who was ever
present in our most successful season in 1986. You can can catch Wardy at
each of our events where he is happy to discuss all things West Ham with
you. Make sure you get your tickets for Saturday's event with Keith Robson
today from this link: http://bit.ly/TWHWTICKET7

After our fives loses on the bounce its time for the players and management
to dig deep and get a result at home to Swansea on Saturday. Tottenham did
us a big favour beating the Swans last night.

There are loads of opinions about the poor season the Hammers have had and I
am not having the change of stadium as any excuse. Bad recruitment YES!!
When a player leaves to sign for another club they play at a different
stadium, train at a different training ground and may live in a different
area of the country. I cant recall a player saying he could not perform
because of the change of stadium. The facts are a pitch is a pitch bar a few
different dimensions. Whether you are in England, Scotland, Ireland, Wales
or the Moon it's a game of football. Put it this way my brother works in a
gang of builders they could be on a job for a year to 6 months. When they
move to another site or city they cant make an excuse of the changes. Its
there livelihood and their job.

GET ON WITH IT !!!!!!

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Noble: the biggest game for a while
KUMB.com
Filed: Thursday, 6th April 2017
By: Staff Writer

Mark Noble says that this weekend's relegation clash against Swansea will be
the club's biggest game for some considerable time. The club captain
returned to the starting line-up at The Emirates last night but was unable
to prevent Arsenal securing all three points with a comfortable 3-0 win.
Within moments of the final whistle, Noble's attention had already turned to
this weekend's encounter with the Swans, who are currently five points
behind West Ham but just two from safety. And he urged all Hammers fans to
briefly forget the negativity associated with the current campaign and unite
behind the team. "We need the fans on Saturday for sure, all of them in full
voice," he told whufc.com. "Let's hope we can reward them and give them a
little bit of something back with three points. "In my eyes, it's the
biggest game we've had for a long time. We need to get the three points,
simple as. We have Swansea and Sunderland in the next two and we need points
in both of those games to ease the pressure. "The group and the team are
remaining positive. We just need to go about our business professionally in
the next couple of days and pick each other up, ready to go again on
Saturday."
Noble also defended under-pressure goalkeeper Darren Randolph, who many
onlookers felt was at fault for Arsenal's opening goal last night. "We
defended so well in the first half - and then you get that little bit of
misfortune," he mused. "A couple of players run across Daz [Randolph] and he
doesn't see it, that's what happens. "That goal really killed us and we
couldn't hold on after that."

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Fifty years ago today, Ron Greenwood showed us how to play
KUMB.com
Filed: Thursday, 6th April 2017
By: Paul Walker

It was the Beatles' fault really with all the current fuss about the 50th
anniversary of the release of Sgt.Pepper.

My era you see. I was a teenager, the '60s were in full swing and West Ham
had won the FA Cup, the European Cup Winners' Cup... oh, and the little
matter of the World Cup.

And the music was better than any of this Simon Cowell rubbish we have to
put up with these days. And I'd just discovered Soul and Motown. What more
could a young man ask for?

The painful trip back from Hull (I might have mentioned it previously)
inspired these memories. Wine and the iPlayer helped, along with an
newspaper article about the Sgt.Pepper album.

You get to start looking for memories of something better, and five
successive defeats and a real relegation fight now suggests some positive
distraction is in order. So what was my beloved West Ham doing 50 years ago,
the season of 66-67, compared to the horror stuff we are being subjected to
now?

Just how would this motley crew of now compare to the heroes of my past?

Silly question really. Embarrassing really. That 66-67 season produced the
most amazing week of football I have ever seen West Ham play. Our current
side, with their pitiful 41 goals so far in the league, will have to go some
to match the 80 that the Irons notched in the league back in 66-67.

And in one marvellous week in the November of 66, West Ham were unstoppable.
A 6-1 home win over Fulham on 5 November, followed by a 7-0 League Cup win
over Leeds two days later and then a 4-3 demolition of Spurs at White Hart
Lane on the following Saturday.

Geoff Hurst scored eight of those 17 goals, John Sissons netted four and
Martin Peters managed a meagre three. In that season, Hurst, Peters and
Johnny Byrne scored 70 goals between them. Makes you think!

Frankly I see nothing these days to match the excitement, joy and awe of
those days. The way we are drifting towards the drop, defeats at Hull and
now Arsenal makes folk like me long for the old days, our old stadium and a
team to be proud of.

And when people keep telling me our current players are bigger, quicker,
fitter and technically better, I--and folk of my generation--know better.
Maybe they don't drink as much lager now as they did then, but, hey, we all
need a few beers at the moment!

Fifty years down the line, has the music improved? Not really. Is the
football better to watch? Certainly not. Would any of this current West Ham
side get into the team of 66-67, on talent, notwithstanding the Olympic
fitness levels of today? Not a chance.

Now I expect the youth of today, the sports scientists with their
overflowing data we are subjected to now, to howl me down. Of course
football is better now than 50 years ago, they will claim.

Sorry I know better. This piece was partly inspired by a 53-year-old codger
who was commenting on one of my articles this week, when you could sense the
frustration of what he is watching now and what you expect from West Ham.

You really had to have seen Budgie Byrne, the mastermind behind that magic
week of November 66, to know what I mean.

Looking at those three games, Ron Greenwood named the same team for each
match. None of this rotational nonsense. In the Fulham game it was 1-1 at
the break, but West Ham then scored five in 19 minutes. It has taken them
four games to score five currently.

The Leeds game was next. I recall being at college in Harlow with a dodgy
old Ford Anglia, heaven knows how I got it there and back. But it was worth
it, one of the best games I have ever seen West Ham play. Hurst and Sissons
both scored hat-tricks and we utterly destroyed the hated Yorkshiremen.

I have never been able to find any footage of this match, having searched
You Tube, does anyone know if there is anything around?

Then after all that we go to Spurs and play them off the park in front of
51,000. A miraculous week, I doubt will ever be better for intensity. Oh,
and there were no subs then either. And where did we finish that season? A
lowly 16th, scoring 100 goals in all matches--conceding 84 in the
league--and providing the sort of all-round entertainment that epitomises
what West Ham are all about, the true West Ham way.

And the comparison between the teams and, say, the side we put out at Hull,
for example. Embarrassing really. Jim Standen or Darren Randolph in goal.
Got to be Jim, he could even win the County cricket title with
Worcestershire that year, and was as brave and sure of hand as they come.

Full backs? Eddie Bovington and John Charles against Sam Byram and Aaron
Creswell. Well, Bov would have scared Sam just looking at him, and Charles
was grossly under-rated and a better defender.

And the rest? Martin Peters against Cheikhou Kouyate, Ken Brown against Jose
Fonte and Bobby Moore against James Collins..now let's stop being silly
here. Peter Brabrook or Sofiane Feghouli, Ronnie Boyce or Robert Snodgrass
and John Sissons against Andre Ayew. Now stop laughing all you old timers
out there!

And the other two. Johnny Byrne or Manuel Lanzini and Geoff Hurst against
Andy Carroll. Hurst scored 41 goals that season. End of debate. Lanzini has
true talent, but fades from games and struggles a bit physically.

I just wish you young folk could have seen Byrne, who but for injury would
have been in the England World Cup-winning team, no doubt, instead of Roger
Hunt. After Moore, Byrne was my all-time hero.

Sadly too much booze and injuries did for him in the end. He passed away in
South Africa at 60. But me and many of my generation will never forget his
genius, playing behind Hurst. They scored 50 and 57 goals between them in
successive seasons.

But in true West Ham tradition, things changed very quickly. Byrne was sold
to Crystal Palace in the February, and we lost seven league games on the
trot at the back end of the season--so Greenwood would have been sacked by
David Sullivan under his six loses and out theory.

Mind you, as Byrne was in the Third Division then, Sullivan would have tried
to sign him on loan with a potential to buy later.

In fact, we only drew the last game after that, at home to Manchester City.
Times were a' changing, Ken Brown left at the end of the season, Standen was
soon to lose his place to Bobby Ferguson, while only champions Manchester
United--who won the title at the Boleyn with a 6-1 victory in May--scored
more goals than the Hammers that term.

But that's West Ham. Brilliant and barmy in one amazing season. So 50 years
down the line, that's what this current crop have to live up to. It's no
contest really, even if there was a lot more lager about in those days.
Sgt.Pepper was released in June of '67, a masterpiece, but I loved my
Hammers more.

There are a few more falling out of love with them at the moment, a rented
ground and a seemingly soulless team. Maybe they will prove me wrong, maybe
they will beat Swansea on Saturday, but match what we had 50 years ago? No
chance!

Please note that the opinions expressed in this article are those of the
author and do not necessarily represent the views of, nor should be
attributed to, KUMB.com.

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TIMES: BYRAM NOT DEVELOPED AS HOPED, NEW WEST HAM SIGNING IS CLOSE
6th April, 2017, 3:56 PM
By Alex Stevens

Sam Byram has not developed as hoped at West Ham amid growing doubts about
his future at the club, according to a report. The Times claim the Hammers'
defensive frailties stem from their signings, namechecking the arrival of
Byram from Leeds in January 2016. It is said that the right-back, 23, has
not developed as hoped during his 15 months at West Ham and that the club
are paying the price for his slow progress. There is a growing sense that an
exit is on the cards for Byram this summer, with him allowed to leave on a
season-long loan or possibly even on a permanent transfer if the London
club's valuation can be met. The Times report that West Ham are closing in
on the signing of The Elland Road academy product has failed to gain the
trust of manager Slaven Bilic since his transfer in January 2016. The
Premier League club are on the look out for a new right-back after
struggling to find a consistent performer in that position in the last two
seasons. Byram has struggled to settle at West Ham since his £3.75million
transfer from boyhood club Leeds, where he made 143 senior appearances after
emerging from the youth set-up. He has made just 21 appearances in all
competitions and suffered a series of niggling injuries that have prevented
him from nailing down the right-back spot. However, even when he has been
fit, manager Bilic has often turned to emergency options, with defensive
midfielder Cheikhou Kouyate and right-sided attacker Michail Antonio
preferred in Byram's favourite position.

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Thumping desks, Antonio's fitness and "vital" Swansea clash - the full
transcript of Bilic's West Ham press conference
Slaven Bilic came out fighting at his press conference
Football London
COMMENTS
BYSAM INKERSOLE
15:18, 6 APR 2017

Under pressure manager Slaven Bilic thumped his desk THREE times to enforce
just how vital West Ham's match with Swansea is this weekend at his
pre-match press conference at Rush Green. Five straight defeats have seen
the Hammers slump to only five points outside the Premier League drop zone
ahead of the game at the London Stadium on Saturday Which direction the
three points go in could have an enormous impact for both teams. With last
night's 3-0 defeat to Arsenal still fresh in the memory, Bilic came out
fighting at Rush Green and launched into a rallying cry for the West Ham
fans, staff and non-playing squad members to be in this together.

Here is the full transcript from the broadcast section of the press
conference.

On injuries to Antonio and Carroll

Andy felt a bit of a groin problem, he reported it at half time but it was
like not major or whatever. It was OK to play for another 15 iminutes and
then, I decided to replace him. This morning it is not worse, it is OK so he
has got a good chance to make it for Saturday. It is vital for us he plays,
we need everyone now. That can help us in this situation.

Mikey, fortunately it had nothing to do with his hamstring. When we had
lunch at the hotel yesterday, he felt really sick and vomited a lot. The
doctor, medical staff, gave him some vitamins and he was OK to try and play
some part but then at half time, we decided to rest him for Saturday. He's
feeling much better this morning. He stayed home and feeling much better so
if it progresses like this then he should be good for Saturday and that's
it.

On confidence within the squad

We have had five defeats and it's very bad, to be fair. It's not that we
realise now that we need points, we knew it already and we really want to do
it on Saturday. We have the determination and everything, we need to show
that character and quality now and to stop this run of results immediately
on Saturday. We know the position we are in, it's us who are to blame. First
of all, it is my responsibility of course but now it's about time to get
points to get us out of possible trouble. Of course its my responsibility. I
am not talking about the blame but it's the managers responsibility and my
job to take the defeats on my chest and then lift them team for the game
against Swansea.

The biggest two games of your career coming up?

It's interesting for the media to call them D-Day or whatever. Look, they
are massively important games. I have had those kind of games before, some
players or all have them at some point. They are not do or die situations
but we don't want to get there. We won six of nine before these five
defeats, we were in a good situation but there was a lot of points to play
for and so now, it's of massive importance.

Collins on "disaster" if Bilic was sacked

There's no time to talk about individuals, whether it is me James Collins,
Mark Noble, whoever. There is a club here and the future of this club that
we don't want to get in the situation where we have to win THAT game. I
didn't smell this, I didn't think we would lose five games. We deserved
something out of some of them - not yesterday, they were better than us. But
every opponent before that, we could have or should have got points. But
it's us who are to blame, it's my responsibility now. We have to think only
about the team. Not a team of 11, a team of 60,000, plus 18, plus staff and
everybody else, 20 more people, the players who aren't involved that will be
there. I will never stop believing in myself but to make others believe in
you, you have to do better.

Is "The West Ham Way" out of the window this weekend?

We have got to play football. Our run of games are affecting how are
playing. Every game we start from zero, but you don't bring the goals that
you score previous game into the next one. But, the previous game, or the
way you train, it affects your confidence and how you approach that game.
"We don't have it on a level that is required for a top level of football.
It would be stupid for me to come here and say we are flying high on
confidence because we are not. We have leaders, we have a team and if we
stick together we can approach the game with confidence. It's not can we do
it, we have to do it and we have got to do it on Saturday. It'll be
extremely difficult but is also a great challenge to be a part of for me as
a manager.

What's going wrong?

If i could then it wouldn't happen, we'd stop it. Probably, most definitely,
there were some games that we drew or we should have lost, or that we win we
should have drawn. It started with West Brom when we lost in the last
minute. It's definitely set pieces, that's wrong. They have cost us goals
against Chelsea, Bournemouth, Watford, Hull, Leicester an they are very
important. Leicester's two goals when they were leading were from set pieces
and it affects you. We can say there are individual mistakes too and there
are and we have made too many of them. As a team we can get the confidence
back, individually it cant be great after 5 defeats. But, if we are together
as a unit, all of us. We have got to belief, if we have that belief we can
get it back. It is something different than confidence.

On Boxing Day win against Swansea

The players know we won that game but it was ages ago. 4-1, really good game
for us but they were in trouble then. We will never lose the belief, that
can help us to get the confidence back. Belief is permanent.

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Six issues Slaven Bilic must address to stop West Ham relegation slide
Slaven Bilic must spark a revival ahead of crunch Swansea clash
Evening Standard

James Collins was spot-on when he described Saturday's match at home to
Swansea as West Ham's "biggest in many a year". Slaven Bilic's fragile team
have lost five in a row and are dropping down the Premier League like a
stone. At the end of February they were ninth in the table and 12 points
above the relegation zone. Following their 3-0 defeat at Arsenal last night
they sit precariously, just five points ahead of third-from-bottom Swansea
and cannot buy a win.

So what must they do to spark a revival? Here are six areas that need to be
looked at.

Show some character

Five successive defeats have eroded the confidence to such an extent that,
as Collins admitted: "There only needs to be one thing that goes against us
— and we crumble." West Ham need to start believing in themselves again —
and quickly otherwise things will only get worse. When things go against
them, as happens in football, they need to keep their heads up, show a
little swagger and remember what they achieved last season and how hard they
worked.

Stop the slow starts

Too often this season West Ham have been off the pace from the kick-off.
That has to change on Saturday. Swansea may have improved recently under
Paul Clement but they are five points worse off than Bilic's side and there
are good reasons for that. West Ham need to come out of the traps quickly,
put their Welsh opponents on the back foot right from the start, instead of
the other way around.

Take home comforts

The move to the London Stadium has not been without problems but West Ham
have been there for almost a season and it's time they embrace their new
home. West Ham should remember they also suffered relegation at the fondly
remembered Boleyn Ground so it's time to put any lingering negativity behind
them and look forward to regularly playing in front of almost 60,000 fans,
with all the advantages that could bring if they give the supporters the
encouragement they need to really get behind their team.

Tackle the No1 question

It's time for Bilic to look again at the goalkeeping situation. The manager
dropped Adrian last November after several eccentric displays and, for a
time, Republic of Ireland international Darren Randolph showed it was right
to make him the No1. Recently though, Randolph looks as if he has been
affected by the loss of confidence within the team and against Leicester —
and again last night — has conceded poor goals when the ball has bounced
just in front of him. It would be a big call to bring back the Spaniard who,
before this season, had done so well but it is worth considering.

A change on the right?

Bilic has not many options following more injuries that have blighted his
season but there are one or two areas worth scrutiny. Andre Ayew, the £20
million signing from Swansea, had an unfortunate start at his new club when
he was injured in his first game and spent three months out. He's back fit
but is still not making the impact Bilic hoped for. It might be time to
replace him with Robert Snodgrass who, although not pulling up any trees yet
either following his January arrival from Hull, needs to be playing in his
favoured position on the right, rather than on the other flank.

Service issue for Andy

No Premier League defender relishes marking Andy Carroll but the big man
needs proper service. The striker needs to have a run on defenders rather
than, against Arsenal last night, hopeful straight balls being lobbed up to
him. Wide players, supported by full-backs, need to get behind opposition
defences — and Carroll will do the rest. The Hammers need him scoring if
they are to end their slump.

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James Collins issues West Ham relegation warning ahead of 'biggest game in
years' against Swansea
KEN DYER
Evening Standard

West Ham defender James Collins admits the club are in danger of being
sucked into the Premier League relegation fight after losing their fifth
match in a row last night. The Hammers were beaten 3-0 at Arsenal and are
now just five points ahead of third-from-bottom Swansea, who were ahead
until the 88th minute against Tottenham last night before losing 3-1. And
experienced defender Collins summed up the importance of Saturday's home
match against the Welsh side when he said: "It's a massive game, the biggest
at West Ham for many a year because, if we don't win it, we're sucked right
into a relegation fight."

Wales international Collins has come into the team following an injury to
Winston Reid and was one of the few positives for West Ham at The Emirates
last night. "We did alright in the first half, we knew we had to defend well
and we did that," he added. "At the moment, though, it seems there only
needs to be one thing that goes against us — it doesn't even have to be a
goal — and we seem to crumble, which is disappointing. "We can't go a goal
behind and think the game is over. At the moment, it looks as though, if we
don't keep a clean sheet, we're not going to get any points. "We need to
re-group quickly, have a couple of good days' training and then make sure we
get those three points on Saturday. "Confidence is low at the moment and you
can see that when we go a goal down, but we know we can play well, as we did
when we beat them [Swansea] 4-1 earlier in the season. "At the moment the
heads are going down, which is not good, so we need to have a little chat
before Saturday's game. "As for myself, I think I've done okay since I came
in, but we've still lost both games. Everyone needs to look at themselves
and their performances. The next two games, against Swansea and then
Sunderland, are huge."

West Ham manager Slaven Bilic said of the Swansea clash: "We need that win.
Okay, we are at home and they have improved, but they are five points behind
us and there is a reason for that. "We are in the fight now. It's not being
negative, it is being realistic."

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West Ham fans turn on Jose Fonte after defeat to Arsenal
The 33-year-old has struggled since his arrival
Football London
BYSAM INKERSOLE
10:56, 6 APR 2017

West Ham fans' patience with Jose Fonte - which was wearing thin anyway -
appears to have snapped after Wednesday nights 3-0 defeat at Arsenal. Fonte
and James Collins put in a decent first 45 minutes at the Emirates before
really struggling after the break as Mesut Ozil turned on the style in N7,
dictating play and inspiring the Gunners to an ultimately comfortable
victory. The Portuguese centre half, signed for £8m from Southampton in
January, has yet to keep a clean sheet in claret and blue and has only
conceded less than two goals in one game, the 1-1 draw with Watford back on
February 25. The 33-year-old has looked good in spurts but isn't quite
showing the form that saw him help Portugal to Euro 2016 triumph last summer
and to be fair to Fonte, he has admitted as such himself. But that's not
enough for some Hammers fans, who have taken to social media to vent their
frustrations.


West Ham Fan @WestHamFan20
Jose Fonte is the worst defender I've ever watched
9:32 PM - 5 Apr 2017

Sam Harris @Sam7Harris
@GChannon_ Agreed mate..worst signing we have made since Savio..Jose Fonte
9:16 PM - 5 Apr 2017

Tom @gurlersan95
Jose Fonte is such a fraud.
9:08 PM - 5 Apr 2017

Ross Dunn ? @RossiDunn
Jose Fonte is a liability
8:55 PM - 5 Apr 2017

Claret + Blue Blood @ClaretBlueBlood
I actually hate Jose Fonté
8:10 PM - 5 Apr 2017

West Ham News @WHUFC_News
Oxford couldn't do any worse than Fonte surely
10:38 PM - 5 Apr 2017

West Ham Italy @martelliditalia
Roger Johnson is better than Fonte.
9:33 PM - 5 Apr 2017

Irons News @IronsNews
Fonte is possibly the clumsiest defender I've ever seen play for West Ham,
and that's saying something!
8:56 PM - 5 Apr 2017

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Why it would be wrong if West Ham sack Slaven Bilic - the owners need to get
real about their expectations
It wasn't the Croat's decision to move them into the uncomfortable,
irritable atmosphere in Stratford
The Mirror
BYSAM MATTERFACE
11:10, 6 APR 2017

If West Ham are going to sack Slaven Bilic, it's not the right decision. The
owners say he's safe, but no one ever is. Five defeats in a row, some truly
terrible performances and a tendency to collapse certainly don't back up my
case or his, but hear me out. Last year the Croatian led West Ham into the
Europa League, they finished just four points behind fourth place. Clearly
he had them batting above their average. Not an overachievement akin to
Leicester, but a serious overachievement. New manager, last year in the old
famous home, and just as those factors conspired to propel them forward so
others have tugged them back this season. No doubt they have underachieved,
but they will win the two games they need to stay up, and is it really too
different to what they are used to?
They are one point better off than this stage in 2011, one point worse off
than 2014, and four points worse off than 2013. West Ham have a squad that
belongs in mid table. They will have some spikes, they will have some dips,
but essentially West Ham with their current set up belong between 15th and
8th. West Ham supporters might have higher expectations, two spring to mind
immediately but it's unrealistic. The owners have a vision of Champions
League football, but if you think you can move into a bigger stadium and
that translates to breaking into a top four that not even Arsenal,
Manchester United and Everton can get in, then you're on a different planet.
There will be good seasons and bad seasons, but West Ham are at the
beginning of a project, why dismantle it now? Bilic has been back at West
Ham for five minutes, and his track record with Besiktas and Croatia stands
up to scrutiny. This season he has had to put up with an unthinkable injury
list, a loss of form to key players, poor recruitment, and rather unhelpful
musings from his chairman on the club website. Plus let's be clear, it
wasn't the Croat's decision to move them into the uncomfortable, irritable
atmosphere in Stratford. The fans, the press, the players, the officials,
the locals and probably Newham Council's accountants aren't happy about the
move. No one likes it, and until West Ham as a whole learn to love their new
home issues will remain. The problems are well known and it would take as
long as it takes to get a tube out of there to list them. It's been a rough
move, Slaven Bilic shouldn't pay the price for the botch job. No it's not
the only issue. Right back selection always gets a mention, and who
sanctioned the deal for 33-year-old Jose Fonte? He's not beyond reproach but
he's a good manager, this time last year they'd just beaten Spurs, drawn at
United and Chelsea and come back from three down to draw with Arsenal. It
wasn't long ago that West Ham were in the Championship. Champions League? Do
me a favour. You don't get long in the Premier League, but if West Ham want
the bright light's of Europe they need to play the long game.

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"Poor purchases leave Bilic under immense pressure" - what the papers say
after West Ham slump to fifth loss in a row
The Hammers were down 3-0 by Arsenal at the Emirates on Wednesday night
Football London
BYSAM INKERSOLE
10:03, 6 APR 2017

These are tough times at West Ham as they slumped to a fifth straight defeat
on Wednesday night, this time at the hands of Arsenal.
Just five points separate the Hammers and the drop zone and with the likes
of Hull City and Swansea playing much better football and getting better
results, the pressure is on. Slaven Bilic admitted his team are now in a
relegation battle after extending their winless streak to seven games and
picking up only two points from a possible 21. Peter Thorne from ESPNFC says
the Hammers players are the ones underperforming. "Bilic still has many fans
on his side, but the Hammers are suffering from some poor purchases last
summer.
"One argument says the Croatian wasn't given enough to invest by the board,
but the fact is a good deal of the money that was made available has been
spent on underperforming players. Bilic needs to stop the rot quickly."

Matt Lowton from the Mail said that West Ham suffered because they couldn't
get the best out of Andy Carroll. "Slaven Bilic is under immense pressure
now, another defeat forcing him to concede that West Ham are in the
relegation battle. "West Ham's attempts to exploit the aerial threat of
Carroll, who scored a hat-trick against Arsenal last season, were proving
unsuccessful. "After the break Arsenal were very much the dominant side."

David Hynter praised Mesut Ozil as the difference maker as the pressure
ramped up on Bilic. "It was an evening when Mesut Özil made the difference.
At last. The playmaker scored his first goal since Dcember 10 with a curling
shot into the far corner and he also laid on the second for Theo Walcott.
"West Ham were left to consider a must-win home game against Swansea City on
Saturday. "We are in that fight now [at the bottom]," Bilic said. "It's not
being negative. It's being realistic."

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KOUYATE CALLS FOR TEAM UNITY AS WEST HAM STRUGGLES CONTINUE
africanfootball.com
by Austin Ditlhobolo
Thursday Apr 06, 2017. 11:00

West Ham United midfielder Cheikhou Kouyate is concerned by the team's
current poor form in the English Premier League (EPL). The Hammers were
thrashed 3-0 by their London rivals Arsenal in their latest league game
which was played at the Emirates Stadium n Wednesday night. This was West
Ham's fifth consecutive defeat in the league and the London-based side are
also winless in seven matches.
As a result the Hammers are five points above the relegation zone and
Kouyate believes that a few wins will see them secure their status in the
elite league. "It's a very, very difficult moment for us, but sometimes you
have this period one time in a year or one time in two years," Kouyate told
Standard.co.uk. "It is important that we stay positive, stay together and
just focus. "We need to win some games, just work hard and play hard. We
need to take our chances and defend well," he added. "But most importantly
we need to work together and be positive."

The Senegal captain, who has been used in defence and midfield this season,
has made 26 league appearances for the Hammers in the current campaign.

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West Ham were relegated the last time they lost five Premier League matches
in a row - will they survive this time?
RICHARD PARRY
Evening Standard

Wednesday night's defeat to Arsenal was West Ham's fifth successive top
flight defeat - and the last time that happened they were relegated. Not
since the 2010-11 season have the Hammers endured a run as poor as this, and
interestingly, it comes at a similar stage of the campaign, too. West Ham
lost to Manchester United, Bolton, Aston Villa, Chelsea and Manchester City
between April 2 and May 1 back in 2011, before a draw at home to Blackburn
stopped the run. West Ham's final victory that season came against Stoke
City – taking them to 31 points. The Hammers' most recent win this season,
the 3-1 victory at Southampton, took Slaven Bilic's side to 31 points.
Now the Hammers find themselves just five points above the drop zone with
seven matches left to play, and it's Swansea City up next at the London
Stadium. The Swans are back in the drop zone following their dramatic, and
crushing, late defeat to Tottenham.

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Slaven Bilic admits Swansea clash is "very, very vital" as West Ham slide
towards drop zone after Arsenal defeat
The 3-0 setback at the Emirates was West Ham's fifth on the spin to leave
them just five points clear of the relegation zone
The Mirror
BYDARREN LEWIS
09:36, 6 APR 2017

Slaven Bilic admits it is now "very, very vital" that West Ham beat Swansea
this weekend. The Hammers boss saw his side slump to their fifth successive
defeat, this time to Arsenal, on Wednesday night. It leaves the Irons 15th,
just five points off the drop zone with the relegation scrap against the
Swans to come at the London Stadium on Saturday. The game will be the third
of four from which Hammers chairman David Sullivan had insisted two wins
were "vital". West Ham were beaten by Hull last Saturday before losing to
the Gunners.
Bilic said: "A win in this game [Swansea] is now very, very vital. We have
to start winning games. We are in that fight now. Its not being negative.
Its being realistic." The Croatian is under heavy pressure despite being
issued with a vote of confidence last week by the West Ham board. Bilic
admitted his side are suffering from a lack of confidence after being sucked
into the bottom six. He added: "After five defeats of course you can't talk
about great confidence. Now is the time to show leadership. There is only
one game for us.
"I haven't lost my belief in them – they are good players. We just need that
win. [Swansea] are five points behind us. I am not expecting the beautiful
game on Saturday – we have to win and give everything."
Michail Antonio was withdrawn from the 3-0 defeat at Arsenal but Bilic
insisted it was not because the England forward was injured.
"He was sick. He'd been vomiting earlier in the day." said Bilic. "So we
decided to save him for Saturday." Striker Andy Carroll was also substited
on the hour but Bilic played down fears of a possible groin injury. He went
on: "Andy Carroll said at half time that he had a groin problem. But the
medical team said it was OK."

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Dean Ashton blasts West Ham's transfer business and warns former club in
real danger of Premier League relegation
By Alex Varney - @lexvarney
Thursday, April 6, 2017

Dean Ashton claims West Ham are paying the price for poor recruitment. The
Hammers have endured a difficult second season under boss Slaven Bilic and
five successive Premier League defeats have dragged them into a relegation
battle. Bilic's position is now being called into question but, according to
Ashton, the club's problems stem from failing to adequately improve the
squad last summer.
"The recruitment hasn't been good enough - it is as simple as that," said
the former West Ham striker, speaking to the Alan Brazil Sports Breakfast.
"They have brought in players for the Europa League. "They were thinking
they were going to be in Europe so they brought in players that would
supplement the squad who had played European football. When they crashed out
they had to play these players because of injuries. "The squad is nowhere
near good enough. "Players that come in don't improve the first 11, and that
is not good enough at Premier League level. Having been soundly beaten by
Arsenal on Wednesday night, West Ham are just five points off the bottom
three. The gap could be shorter by the end of the week, with 18th placed
Swansea visiting the London Stadium on Saturday. And Ashton admits he is
worried for his former club. He said: "When you get a certain amount of
points as they did six or seven games ago, you sit and relax and think 'we
are safe', but actually teams down there go on great runs. "When you are
down there you suddenly pick up results that you shouldn't and West Ham are
massively sucked in. It is a worry to be honest."

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Alvaro Morata to West Ham: Shock reports claim Hammers have held talks with
Chelsea target
WEST HAM have made contact with Real Madrid over a summer swoop for Alvaro
Morata, according to shock reports in Spain.
By Marc Williams / Published 6th April 2017

Morata has often been linked with a move to the Premier League over the past
few years. Real re-signed the Spanish striker from Juventus last summer with
widespread reports claiming they would then look to flog him off and make a
quick profit. Morata instead stayed with Real and has scored 16 goals in 35
appearances for Zinedine Zidane's side this season. But his future is once
again a hot topic of debate. Spanish outlet Don Balon sensationally claim
that West Ham have approached Real over the possibility of signing him this
summer. Morata, rather unsurprisingly, is against such a move, insisting he
should be setting himself higher targets. Don Balon add that West Ham's
London rivals Chelsea are among a batch of other Premier League clubs keen
on the 24-year-old. Blues boss Antonio Conte is big fan of Morata and is
eager to bolster his ranks at the end of the season but will face
competition from Juve who are still hoping to bring the forward back to
Turin.

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Slaven Bilic 'realistic' about West Ham relegation battle ahead of crunch
Swansea game
JAMES BENGE
Evening Standard

West Ham boss Slaven Bilic is willing to play ugly on Saturday if it can
secure his side the three points they desperately need against Swansea City.
The Hammers suffered their fifth defeat in a row at Arsenal on Wednesday, a
creditable first half display proving to be in vain as Mesut Ozil, Theo
Walcott and Olivier Giroud secured the London derby for Arsene Wenger. Bilic
admitted that Arsenal were thoroughly deserving of their victory but his
focus was already moving to the visit of Swansea to the London Stadium on
Saturday, a match that has suddenly taken on dramatic importance for West
Ham.

With 15 minutes left on Wednesday the Hammers were hovering just three
points clear of the relegation zone and whilst Tottenham's late salvo
ensured that the gap to Swansea is now up to five points Bilic was in no
doubt as to the importance of his next game. "It is the vital game. We have
to start winning games," Bilic said. "This is a very strange league, you can
win against a team that you don't expect to and vice versa. But we can't
count on that. We have to start picking up points because we've lost 15 in
the last five games.
"I told the players don't think about Sunderland, Everton, Stoke etc. Think
only about Swansea. It's only one game. After that we have one week to
prepare for a game against Sunderland. "We are in that fight now. We have to
be realistic, it's not being negative, it's being realistic. We have to get
the gap back to where it was five games ago."

The Hammers have not kept a clean sheet since mid-January and for the third
time in four matches conceded three goals against Arsenal, who ran rampant
in the second half as West Ham's resilient defence tired in the face of the
constant probing of Mesut Ozil, Alexis Sanchez and company. Despite their
recent struggles Bilic is convinced his squad are capable of turning it
around but admitted it may require a back-to-basics approach to get the win
West Ham desperately need. "We have one squad. We have these players. I've
never lost my belief in them. They're good players. But we need that win,"
Bilic told Standard Sport. "We are playing at home, against a team who is
playing well but five points behind us. We have to give everything and
concentrate. The best way to get our confidence back is with a win. "Make no
mistake I am not expecting the beautiful game on Saturday. We have to win
it. We have to show everything."

With their relegation rivals in improving form Bilic set his players a
target of "the magic number" 40 points to guarantee survival.
However he hopes that Tottenham's late treble to turn a 1-0 loss into a 3-1
win over Swansea will aid West Ham's cause and take the momentum out of the
Welsh side's fight against the drop. "It's a confidence killer. It's like
when we lost to Spurs after we were winning 2-1. Especially in that
situation it harms you like nothing. "I haven't seen Swansea's game of
course but they probably played well. To keep Spurs at bay for so long
either they were very lucky or really good. Probably both. "It's a killer
but also a big warning for us."

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Slaven Bilic shares what he told West Ham United's players after defeat to
Arsenal
HITC
JohnVerrall

West Ham United were beaten 3-0 by Arsenal at the Emirates Stadium
yesterday. Slaven Bilic has told West Ham United's official website that he
remained calm with his players, despite their defeat to Arsenal last night.
West Ham were beaten 3-0 at the Emirates Stadium, after putting in yet
another disappointing display. The Hammers have been in very poor form of
late, and they have now been dragged into a relegation fight. West Ham are
only five points above the relegation zone, with their next match coming
against Swansea City at the weekend. If the Hammers are to lose to Paul
Clement's side then they really will be in huge trouble. But Bilic insists
that now is not the time for West Ham to panic. He said: "I told the guys
'OK, forget tonight, we have a few massive games in front of us'. We have a
huge game in the Premier League, a very important game, against Swansea on
Saturday and we will fight to keep Premier League status."
West Ham go into their match against Swansea in terrible form, after failing
to win in any of their last seven outings. If the Hammers were to lose to
the Swans, they could be just two points above the drop zone on Saturday,
which would put Bilic's job under further pressure.

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Hammers lose out in all-London clash
WHUFC.com

London derbies, under the lights; they're so often West Ham United nights.
But it was not to be on Wednesday in north London, as Arsenal ran out 3-0
winners at the Emirates Stadium.

With both sides enduring recent struggles in the Premier League, three huge
points were at stake, but it was the Gunners who claimed the victory thanks
to Mesut Ozil, Theo Walcott and Olivier Giroud goals.

The Hammers, back with fit-again skipper Mark Noble and influential winger
Michail Antonio in the starting XI, also named the returning Diafra Sakho on
the bench.

And despite the hosts edging the first half in terms of chances, it was the
Hammers who were the early pacesetters at the Emirates.

Manuel Lanzini was first to go close and scare the home crowd. Taking
responsibility from a free-kick just outside the area, the Argentine curled
an effort an inch too high, though keeper Martinez was left scrambling.

And five minutes later, it was again the east Londoners who looked the most
likely. Noble, stealing the ball in midfield from Mohamed Elneny, raced
towards the box and flashed a strike just wide of the far post.

Minutes later though, it was the Gunners' turn to hunt down the opener.
England pair Walcott and Danny Welbeck both went close before the former
lashed a superb opportunity high and wide after James Collins lost the ball.

Four minutes from the break, Slaven Bilic's men showed their commitment to
the cause as both Jose Fonte and Ginge put their bodies on the line,
throwing themselves heroically in front of Arsenal attempts.

As the second period begun, it was again Arsene Wenger's side who applied
the pressure. Ozil had a chance snuffed out and Mohamed Elneny pinged a
volley just wide.

But on 58 minutes, that pressure finally told. Ozil, picking up the ball
just outside the box but in plenty of space, sized up his options before
curling an attempt into the bottom corner.

Darren Randolph will have been disappointed with his efforts to deny the
German, though he made up for the error moments later, blocking Danny
Welbeck's one-on-one from point blank range.

West Ham introduced Sakho - making his first appearance since scoring at Old
Trafford in November - in the hope of snatching an equaliser, but instead
they found themselves with a mountain to climb.

Playing a neat one-two with Alexis Sanchez, Ozil was again at the heart of
the Gunners' goal, crossing perfectly for captain Walcott to double the
hosts' lead and make it 2-0.

Lanzini led the charge to reduce the deficit, stinging the palms of Martinez
with a quarter of an hour remaining, but the Hammers could simply not a find
a way back into the game.

And so Arsenal grabbed a third. Giroud, a substitute, this time the scorer,
curling beautifully beyond the helpless Randolph into the far corner. Game,
set and match at the Emirates, and the Hammers now look ahead to a vital
home contest with Swansea City on Saturday.



Arsenal: Martinez, Bellerin, Gabriel, Mustafi, Monreal, Xhaka, Elneny
(Ramsey 81), Walcott (Oxlade-Chamberlain 81), Ozil, Welbeck (Giroud 74),
Sanchez.

Subs not used: Gibbs, Mertesacker, Iwobi, Macey.

Goals: Ozil 58, Walcott 69, Giroud 83

Bookings: Bellerin 18

West Ham United: Randolph, Byram, Collins, Fonte, Masuaku, Noble (Fernandes
80), Kouyate, Antonio (Snodgrass 46), Lanzini, Ayew, Carroll (Sakho 63).

Subs not used: Nordtveit, Feghouli, Adrian, Calleri.

Bookings: Lanzini 39, Byram 77

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Noble - We need to reward the fans
WHUFC.com

Mark Noble says his team are eager to pay the fans back for their excellent
support with a positive result against Swansea City on Saturday
The Hammers suffered a 3-0 defeat when they took on Arsenal in an all-London
clash on Wednesday night
But the squad's focus is fully on the task in hand at London Stadium at the
weekend, according to the skipper

Club captain Mark Noble says the whole squad are desperate to give something
back to the fans when they take on Swansea City at London Stadium on
Saturday.

After West Ham United suffered a disappointing 3-0 defeat to Arsenal at the
Emirates Stadium on Wednesday, the skipper outlined how crucial the
supporters will be when they take on the Swans.

Goals from Mesut Ozil, Theo Walcott and Olivier Giroud gave the hosts all
three points in the London derby, but according to Noble, the entire team's
focus has already switched to making amends on Saturday.

He said: "We need the fans on Saturday for sure, all of them in full voice
and let's hope we can reward them and give them a little bit of something
back with three points.

"We're obviously disappointed with the defeat. We know deep down that we
have to forget about that as quickly as we can and get a win on Saturday.
All our thoughts and efforts now this game has finished are onto Swansea on
Saturday.

"In my eyes, it's the biggest game we've had for a long time. We need to
get the three points, simple as. We have Swansea and Sunderland in the next
two and we need points in both of those games to ease the pressure."

West Ham defended well in the first period in north London, shutting out the
hosts on a number of occasions and nearly taking the lead themselves through
both Manuel Lanzini and Noble himself, who was returning to the starting
lineup after a recovering from injury.

But the captain pointed to Ozil's early second half goal as the turning
point, after which Arsene Wenger's side found their rhythm and added to
their lead.

"The first goal killed us really," he continued. "We defended so well in the
first half and then when you get that little bit of misfortune and a couple
of players run across Daz [Randolph] and he doesn't see it, that's what
happens.

"That goal really killed us and we couldn't hold on after that.

"The group and the team are remaining positive and if you're not, it's not
good for the team.

"We need to just go about our business in the next couple of days
professionally and pick each other up ready to go again on Saturday."

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Arsenal 3-0 West Ham: Gunners register welcome win with second-half goals
By Gerard Brand
Last Updated: 05/04/17 10:03pm
SSN

Goals from Mesut Ozil, Theo Walcott and sub Olivier Giroud gave Arsenal a
much-needed 3-0 win over West Ham on Wednesday night in the Premier League.
Ozil gave Arsenal the lead on 58 minutes with a left-footed shot from the
edge of the area, though Darren Randolph should have done better in the West
Ham goal.
It was 2-0 just 10 minutes later through Walcott, who struck home from 10
yards after Ozil's centre from a fine Arsenal move. The third came seven
minutes from time through Giroud, who curled a fine effort into the corner
from 15 yards just nine minutes after coming on. The result means Arsenal
are back in the top five on goal difference, while West Ham are five points
off the drop zone.

Arsenal were forced to start third-choice goalkeeper Emiliano Martinez due
to injuries to David Ospina and Petr Cech, and also introduced Gabriel and
Mohamed Elneny. West Ham had the better of the early chances, as Manuel
Lanzini struck just over from a free-kick, before Mark Noble missed the far
post with a low effort from inside the area. Arsenal had a strong penalty
appeal turned down by Martin Atkinson after Theo Walcott was hauled down by
Arthur Masuaku. The hosts nearly went into the half 1-0 up, but both Hector
Bellerin and Elneny saw their efforts from close range desperately blocked.
Arsenal upped the tempo in the second half, and got their opener through
Ozil's tame effort from the edge of the box, which Randolph parried into the
net. Randloph kept West Ham in the game for a few more minutes at least with
a good low save from Danny Welbeck's poked effort in the area, but he
couldn't keep out Walcott on 68 minutes. Alexis Sanchez's backheel found
Ozil down the left channel, and his centre was met first time by Walcott,
who drilled the ball into the bottom left corner. Bellerin slid the ball
just wide from Ozil's delightful ball over the top of the defence, before
Giroud made it 3-0 with a superb curling effort from inside the box after
being found by fellow substitute Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain. Arsenal were
denied a blatant penalty in stoppage time after Sam Byram hacked down Nacho
Monreal, but it mattered not as Arsene Wenger's side moved back into the
hunt for the top four.

Player ratings

Arsenal: Martinez (6), Bellerin (6), Mustafi (6), Gabriel (6), Monreal (6),
Elneny (7), Xhaka (7), Walcott (7), Ozil (7), Alexis (7), Welbeck (6)
Subs: Oxlade-Chamberlain (7), Giroud (7), Ramsey (NA)

West Ham: Randolph (5), Byram (4), Fonte (5), Collins (5), Masuaku (5),
Noble (6), Kouyate (5), Ayew (5), Lanzini (5), Antonio (5), Carroll (5).
Subs: Snodgrass (5), Sakho (NA)

Man of the match: Mesut Ozil

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Fonte – We'll have opportunities
WHUFC.com

Hammers defender Jose Fonte is confident his side will have opportunities
when they face Arsenal on Wednesday
The centre-back admitted facing the Gunners will be a tough challenge, but
says the squad have been working hard to change their fortunes
The Portugal international also expressed how important the Claret and Blue
Army are to the players on the pitch

West Ham United defender Jose Fonte believes his side will have their
chances on Wednesday when they take on Arsenal, and therefore the team's
ability to take them at the Emirates will be crucial. Slaven Bilic's men
make the short trip to north London in a bid to get their campaign back on
track after four consecutive defeats in the league, and the visitors will be
hoping to make it two wins from two on the Gunners' home turf. Cheikhou
Kouyate and Mauro Zarate goals helped the Hammers to a 2-0 2015/16 opening
day win last season, and Fonte predicts the Gunners can be beaten once
again. He said: "It will be a tough game against Arsenal, but it's a game
that I think we'll have opportunities in. I think we'll have good chances.
"We've been leaking a lot of goals ourselves recently, but if we can be
solid and compact, and hopefully take chances that will come our way, I
think we'll give ourselves a great chance to win that game. "Arsenal have
been in a tough patch too, although there is no good time to play top teams
like them. They have great, great players who can decide the game in one
moment. "They're a patient team; they like to play intricate football
between the lines and they like to find that killer pass. They have players
who can play that perfect ball. They haven't been as good this season as
people expected, but they can still hurt you at any time."

The Club's recent struggles have meant the Portugal international has
enjoyed just one win as a West Ham player, back in February against
Southampton – the team he left for London Stadium. Fonte is confident,
however, he and his teammates know what they need to do to turn their
fortunes around. "It's up to us to work hard together, as one, and move on
from this situation," he continued. "You can say that there are many things
wrong, but it all comes down to us, as a squad, and as a Club, to come
together and sort it out. "Enough talking; it's about us. We need to run for
each other, to work hard together, and the results will come. Even if you
aren't playing well and things aren't going your way, if you put the effort
in, you should see your luck start changing. That's what we need to focus
on; giving it all on the pitch as one and things will change, I'm sure. "Of
course, being in a run like this, confidence starts to go down a little bit.
You can be the most experienced player or the greatest in the world, but
it's only human nature that when things aren't going your way, confidence
gets lower. "Like I said, the only thing you can't let decrease is your
effort. We are the ones that can change this and we will change things by
doing that. "We've got to take responsibility as defenders too. We have
eleven on the pitch and we have to defend as a squad but defenders will
naturally get more blame than the rest when we're losing. That's football,
and that's the world we live in. I take that seriously and I want to perform
at the highest of my ability."

The 33-year-old was not in the Saints squad which secured an EFL Cup victory
against Arsenal at the Emirates Stadium earlier this season, though he did
enjoy a win in the same competition there back in 2014/15 – his only three
points at Arsenal's home. And while the centre-half remains fully focused on
Wednesday's task in hand, Fonte also admitted he has not been satisfied with
his personal performances at the Club yet. "I haven't been as good as
perhaps I have been before but I'm working hard to get there. I'm doing
everything I can to perform at the best of my ability. Together, the eleven
players need to defend, and the eleven need to attack. It's as simple as
that. "We're disappointed and frustrated with our performances recently, and
obviously the fans are worried like we are. But only everyone pulling in the
same direction will achieve what we want to achieve. "I hope they keep
supporting the team like they have been brilliantly and in the last game
against Hull City. So many fans travel to cheer us on and push us towards
the win and they're so important. "The main thing we want to do is give them
something to cheer, something to be happy for, so that's what we are going
to try and do on Wednesday; to give them something that makes us proud."

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Manager on Matchday
WHUFC.com

Hello everyone,

After the disappointing result at Hull on Saturday, we are determined to
bounce back against Arsenal this evening. The players have trained really
well in the last couple of days, we have one or two back from injury, and we
have belief in ourselves.

Tonight I go up against Arsene Wenger, a man for whom I have the utmost
respect and admiration. He is someone I would describe as an encyclopedia of
football.

Around 15 or 16 years ago, when I was taking my first steps into coaching, I
was very fortunate to spend a week at Arsenal's training ground, watching
Arsene's sessions, seeing how he worked, and especially then afterwards
talking about football.

It helped me a lot, of course. You can read books and have your ideas, but
to talk to someone like him about football in general, about coaching and
managing a team, gives you proof that it is something you want to do.

I think Arsene Wenger definitely deserves more respect. Okay, there is no
yesterday in football any longer, either short term or long term, and it's
true that Arsenal were always a big club, even before Wenger, but it's also
true that he took them to a different level, to become one of the biggest
clubs in Europe, and that's why I respect him so much.

It is very difficult to imagine a manager staying with one club for more
than 20 years in today's game. Nobody can say that they would expect to
remain in a job for that long now. You may say that you would like to
achieve that, but it is definitely more unlikely in the business now.

That is the case everywhere, at all levels of the game. There is a need for
instant success, but that is only a reflection of life. People used to plan
long-term, for example in three years we will buy a car, or change our car,
but that is not happening any more. It is fast living, and people want that,
that and that. As I said, football is only a reflection of life.

As managers, we accept that. I have been all my life in football, and so I
know the situation. You have good days, you have great days, you have bad
days. And you can't expect things to be great all the time. You have to
react when you have bad spells, and not get carried away when you have good
spells. And like life, you just hope you have more good days than bad days.

Let's hope today is a good day. It will be a great atmosphere from the start
tonight. It's a London derby, and Arsenal had a good result against
Manchester City on Sunday, but that atmosphere can change depending on how
the game is going, and it is up to us to give a performance that keeps the
home fans quiet.

We had nearly 2,500 travel with us to Hull on Saturday, and there will be
3,000 of you cheering us on at the Emirates. I can promise you that the
players, my staff and myself are absolutely grateful for that magnificent
support, and we will be doing everything we can to send you home happy
tonight.

Come on you Irons!

Slaven Bilic

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U17s in Japan - Day Two
WHUFC.com

West Ham United U17s advanced to the J-League Challenge final on day two
They thrashed Consadole Sapporo 4-1 in the semi-final on Wednesday afternoon
Head coach Danny Searle hopes his players can learn from their final group
match as they face the same opponents, Gamba Osaka, in tomorrow's final

Head coach Danny Searle hopes his players can learn from their group match
against Gamba Osaka as the pair meet in tomorrow's J-League Challenge final.


The U17s lost their final group match on day two to the local side by a goal
to nil, despite having already qualified for the knockout phase.

But the Hammers put in a dominant display against Consadole Sapporo in the
semi-finals, comfortably sweeping their opponents aside by four goals to
one.

"It was very important to get out the group," said Searle. "To play against
Osaka, not knowing what they're like, was good experience for the boys to
see the standard. It definitely helped us prepare for the semi-final.

"The squad as a whole has been massive and this has allowed rest and given
the players an opportunity to recover. Our dominance in the first half (v
Sapporo) allowed the players to relax and enjoy the semi final and it gave
the younger ones experience. They did everything that was asked of them and
it was a really assured performance."

As mentioned, the Hammers went into their final group fixture knowing they
had already secured progression to the semi-finals, but it was clear they
wanted to maintain their momentum going into the knockout rounds.

Gamba Osaka had scored an astonishing 20 goals in their opening two matches
and looked a threat early on after hitting the post in the first 15 minutes.


But the Hammers set about containing the danger and had chances of their own
through Conor Coventry, Sean Adarkwa and Ben Johnson in the first half.

Searle's players emerged with much more intensity after the break, with
Jeremy Ngakia causing the local side problems on the right flank, but it was
Osaka who scored against the run of play with ten minutes to play.

A ball was squared to the edge of the penalty area and there was an Osaka
midfielder, arriving late, to drill it into the top corner. It was much
against the run of play.

Osaka held on in the final stages meaning the Hammers would settle for
second place in the group and a semi-final tie against Consadole Sapporo, a
side who had yet to concede in their three group matches.

Sapporo were blown away in a ruthless first half display by Searle's
players. Jeremy Ngakia's powerful effort and Bernardo Rosa (2) saw the
Hammers three up by half-time.

Searle rang the changes at half-time, ensuring rest for the experienced
players and game-time for the younger ones, but there was no alteration in
the team's work ethic and quality.

Adwarka got his third of the tournament, finishing brilliantly after a great
through ball from Harrison Ashby, and although Sapporo scored a late
consolation, the Hammers cruised into tomorrow's final with local side
Osaka.

"There'll be no excuses in the final," Searle continued. "We know what
they're (Gamba Osaka) are about now. Our second half display against them
showed that we adapted and evolved as the game went on. It was a dominant
second half performance and we should take that into the final. We have a
very good chance of coming away as tournament winners."

West Ham (v Gamba Osaka): Anang; Johnson (Forson), Dalipi, Wells, Hannam
(Okotcha); Coventry, Mingi; Ngakia (Ashby), Rosa, Diallo (King); Adarkwa.
Subs not used: Watson, Sanneh, Chesters.

West Ham (v Consadole Sapporo): Anang (Sanneh); Johnson (Ngakia), Dalipi,
Wells, Hannam (Coventry); Coventry (Forson), Mingi; Ngakia (Ashby), Rosa
(Okotcha), Diallo (King); Adwarka (Diallo). Subs not used: Chesters, Watson.

Goals: Ngakia, Rosa (2), Adwarka.

Bookings: Mingi.

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Three Key Battles - Arsenal
WHUFC.com

West Ham United's second away day in the space of five days comes on
Wednesday when they make the short trip to north London to face Arsenal.

And though Arsenal, consistently one of the top flight's title challengers
in recent years, represent a tough challenge at the Emirates, the Hammers
have beaten the Gunners five times away from home in the Premier League era.

Fulham are the only other side West Ham have won more on the road at, and
Slaven Bilic will be hoping to equal that record of six away Premier League
wins this evening.

We've taken a look at some statistics ahead of the London derby and three
key battles which could prove vital…

Bellerin v Byram

First off, we take a look at the two respective right-backs, Hector Bellerin
and Sam Byram. The latter has started the previous two games for the
Hammers, and set one up as a sub in the side's recent defeat at Bournemouth.

But, judging by the statistics, it's Bellerin who edges things in terms of
getting forward. The Spaniard loves to run at the opposition defence and
join in with attacks.

Byram, on the other hand, has clearly been more defensively effective so far
this term. He makes more tackles, interceptions and clearances per game than
his Arsenal counterpart.

It will be interesting to see whether West Ham can exploit Arsenal's
right-hand-side going forward against Bellerin, whose main focus is to get
forward.

Ozil v Lanzini

Mesut Ozil has had a relatively disappointing campaign for the Gunners,
while Manuel Lanzini has impressed, particularly since the turn of the year.

Argentine Lanzini has scored seven times for the Hammers this season so far,
already trumping his total of six in the Premier League last term, while
Ozil has five.

But it's the German's assists total which is the major disappointment; the
28-year-old made 19 Premier League goals for Arsene Wenger's side in
2015/16, while this season he's set-up just five.

His pass success percentage is also down on last campaign, and Lanzini's 88
per cent just about edges him in front in that respect. Could either
playmaker be the difference at the Emirates tonight?

Giroud v Carroll

Sometimes some physicality up top is crucial, as Oliver Giroud and Andy
Carroll have proved at times this season. Both sides have struggled when
their main men in attack have been missing.

The Frenchman, however, has not been starting for the Gunners of late, and
Danny Welbeck was preferred for Sunday's draw with Manchester City.

Meanwhile, Carroll remains vital to Slaven Bilic's side and has proved that
in recent weeks with five goals in his last eight Premier League matches.

Though Giroud has scored more than the Big Man this term, had Carroll not
missed so much of the season through injury, not many would bet against him
being on top at this stage.

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Fletch deal finally concluded
KUMB.com
Filed: Wednesday, 5th April 2017
By: Staff Writer

West Ham United have finally reached an agreement over the fee for Ashley
Fletcher. The 21-year-old striker moved to West Ham from Manchester United
last summer but his fee was subject to a tribunal. That fee was finally
settled last week with West Ham ordered to pay Manchester £1million for
Fletcher, with a further £1million to follow should he make a certain number
of appearances. That would however appear extremely unlikely, with the
Keighley-born forward having made just 14 appearances for the Hammers - the
vast majority as substitute.

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OS set for naming rights deal
KUMB.com
Filed: Tuesday, 4th April 2017
By: Staff Writer

Telecommunications giant Vodafone are close to agreeing naming right for the
Olympic Stadium, according to reports. Although a deal is yet to be
concluded, KUMB understands that a six-year agreement worth in the region of
£20million in expected to be agreed in time for the 2017/18 - West Ham's
second in Stratford. Revenue from naming rights is split 50/50 between West
Ham United and the stadium's owners - bar the first £4million per annum. By
contrast, Tottenham were recently linked with a £25million PER YEAR deal
with Uber for their new stadium which opens next year. Previously Indian
manufacturers Mahindra had been close to agreeing a £6million-per-year
naming rights deal, although that fell through at the beginning of the
season.

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My rights versus yours
KUMB.com
Filed: Wednesday, 5th April 2017
By: Staff Writer

It was revealed last night that the Olympic Stadium owners are close to
agreeing a £20million naming rights deal with telecommunications giant
Vodafone. However West Ham United are unlikely to see a penny of it due to
the standing agreement with the LLDC, which entitles the owners to the first
£4million per annum of any rights deal for the stadium. In order to put the
deal in context, we took a look at the rest of the Premier League to see how
the proposed Vodafone arrangement compares with existing rights deals.
Whilst clubs such as Manchester United and West Bromwich Albion are happy
with their traditional ground names, most clubs that have moved to new
grounds in recent years have arranged naming rights deals. And although some
clubs (eg Hull and Bournemouth) have kept the terms of their particular
deals confidential, most have been happy to publish financial details of
their arrangements.

As you can see from our list below, the LLDC's arrangement with Vodafone is
dwarfed by the likes of Arsenal's (£30million p/a) and Manchester City's -
whilst even Stoke City are better off, following their recent deal with
bookies Bet365.

The Premier League: My Rights Versus Yours

Arsenal: First agreed a £100million deal with Emirates Airlines in 2004,
guaranteeing naming rights for 15 years (now extended to 2028) worth in the
region of £3million per season. Most recent package worth £150million
(£30million per year), signed in 2012.

Bournemouth: The club signed a three-year (confidential) deal with medical
insurance business Vitality in 2015 which saw Dean Court renamed as the
Vitality Stadium. It has previously been known as the Seward Stadium and
Goldsands Stadium.

Burnley: No stadium deal but the club's redeveoped Gawthorpe training ground
will be known as The Barnfield Training Centre until 2020, following a deal
struck in 2015 with Barnfield Construction Ltd who paid the bulk of the
£10million costs.

Chelsea: No deal presently but seeking interested parties for new Stamford
Bridge in 2020.

Crystal Palace: Signed a unique (and confidential) 2013 deal with 12BET
which saw the gambling firm sponsor the stadium but not change the name.
There are no plans currently in place to offer naming rights.

Everton: No deal in place for Goodison Park but the club's Halewood training
ground is now known as USM Finch Farm following a five-year, January deal
with Russian firm USM Holdings. Chief Exec Robert Elstone recently confirmed
the joint deal (to include shirt sponsorship) is worth £75million
(£15million p/a).

Hull City: The KC Stadium was renamed the KCOM Stadium ahead of the current
season after the main sponsors rebranded in 2016. The intricacies of the
original deal have never been revealed, although a 15-year extention was
confirmed in 2010.

Leicester City: Initially signed a deal with King Power in 2011, however a
deal with the Trestellar Ltd in 2014 - which saw annual income jump to
£16million after the company bought marketing rights from Leicester before
selling them back to the owners - was investigated last year.

Liverpool: Owners Fenway Sports seeking a deal worth in the region of
£90million for new main stand at Anfield, worth £7-9million per year.

Manchester City: Signed a £400million, 10-year deal with Etihad Airways in
2011 to cover naming rights and shirt sponsorship.

Manchester Utd: The Glazier family, who own the club ruled out a naming
rights deal in 2015 despite. However sponsorship deals with Adidas
(£75million p/a) and Chevrolet (£53million p/y) have helped soften the blow.

Middlesbrough: Agreed a (confidential) deal for the Riverside's South Stand
only with 888Sport in 2015.

Southampton: Initially known as 'The Friends Provident St Mary's Stadium'
when first opened in 2001 but no stadium sponsor at present. Recently signed
a shirt deal with Virgin worth circa £8million p/a.

Stoke City: Entered a six-year agreement to rename their ground the Bet365
Stadium in 2016, worth £8million p/a. This included a shirt sponsorship
deal, worth £3million p/a.

Sunderland: The club widely considered selling naming rights for the Stadium
of Light in 2010 but nothing came to fruition.

Swansea City: Initially entered a deal with Liberty in 2011. Currently
seeking new deal with stadium owners Swansea Council that would allow them
to arrange their own rights deals and have a greater say in how the stadium
is run.

Tottenham: As per Chelsea. Reports of club seeking £400million naming rights
deal (no takers at present) for the New White Hart Lane.

Watford: No deal in place but did sell naming rights to one stand (Vicarage
Road End stand) for £30,000 in 2009 prior to returning to the Premier
League.

West Bromwich Albion: "Naming rights in not an option as we value our
115-year link to The Hawthorns name," said George Harborne, Albion's 'Head
of Partnerships' in April 2015.

West Ham United: The LLDC, who control the Olympic Stadium are close to
agreeing a £20million, six year deal for the Stratford stadium- of which
West Ham will not see a single penny.

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Hull City 2-1 West Ham (And Other Ramblings)
KUMB.com
Filed: Wednesday, 5th April 2017
By: HeadHammerShark

"HULL OR HIGH WATER"
by HEADHAMMERSHARK

INT: STUDY

HEADHAMMERSHARK is whirring away uselessly at an iMac with an autocorrect
designed by a madman. MARK KERMODE is sitting next to him, his hair perfect
and unperturbed since 1984.

MARK KERMODE
Ooh, is this going to be a clever take on renowned Texan thriller "Hell or
High Water" from acclaimed British director David Mackenzie?

HEADHAMMERSHARK
I don't know, I've never seen it. I just like the play on words.

MARK KERMODE
I see. What about "Hull Metal Jacket"?

HEADHAMMERSHARK
What does that even mean?

MARK KERMODE
Look, whatever you do, just make sure you set it in a dystopian hellhole
that accurately reflects the creaking at the seams of modern day society,
like the original.


SMASH CUT TO:

EXT: THE KCOM STADIUM

We are in Hull, UK City of Culture 2017 because of course it is. Many HULL
CITY fans are wandering around, smiling pleasantly as a brass band plays in
the background. Most WEST HAM fans appear to be as drunk as KERRY KATONA on
a morning show. Around the stadium are rows of desolate streets and houses,
with poverty writ large across the screen.

MARK KERMODE
Fair play to him, he's nailed that.

INT: VISITORS CHANGING ROOM, KCOM STADIUM

The changing room is a hive of activity. SAM BYRAM and AARON CRESSWELL are
having sun tan lotion rubbed into their shoulders, ANDY CARROLL is booking a
booze cruise and ADRIAN is midway through a Dan Brown thriller where the
villain will most likely be the same person it always is. JAMES COLLINS is
looking for a restaurant serving a full English and showing old episodes of
ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES.

SLAVEN BILIC
OK boys! This is it! If we lose today, then we'll definitely lose at Arsenal
on Wednesday which will mean we've lost five in a row. For some reason the
chairmen have decided six defeats in a row is untenable, even though they
employed Avram Grant, so winning today would probably save my job.

JOSE FONTE and ROBERT SNODGRASS
(checking their bank balances)
Count us in! We are definitely motivated by your job security, gaffer whom
we have known for three weeks!

SLAVEN BILIC
OK, so the team is: Randolph in goal, the two oldest slowest guys in the
middle, Cresswell on the left and Masuaku on the other side as we have no
right back.

SAM BYRAM
Hey boss

SLAVEN BILIC
Yeah, it's a pisser but we just don't have any right backs at all. I even
played Antonio, Nordtveit and Kouyate there earlier in the season. Imagine
what a fucking shitshow that was!

SAM BYRAM
Hi boss, I'm right here.

SLAVEN BILIC
So, yep, Arthur on the right.

JULIAN DICKS
Er, Slav, what about playing Byram there?

SLAVEN BILIC
Who?

JULIAN DICKS
The skinny kid with the hair? He's from Leeds so we all just assumed he was
on day release but apparently he's actually a player.

SLAVEN BILIC
He's a right back?

JULIAN DICKS
(shrugging, looking at programme notes)
That's what it says here.

SLAVEN BILIC
OK, whatever. The kid on the right. Holding midfielder is Kouyate with Noble
and Lanzini alongside. Ayew and Snodgrass are wide...

In the background SOFIANE FEGHOULI is holding up INCRIMINATING PHOTOS of
Bilic.

SLAVEN BILIC
Oh Christ. Yep, sorry. Nobes on the bench and Feghouli goes wide. Carroll up
front. Now, seeing as we apparently bought Fonte for leadership qualities,
and fans think the captain is really important because most fans are idiots
and we need a captain, you'd think it might make sense for me to choose him.
So, congratulations Andy Carroll – you're the new West Ham skipper!

ANDY CARROLL, wearing a Club 18-30 t-shirt, falls off a barstool in the
background as the rest of team line up to be called out by the referee.

SLAVEN BILIC
Now remember boys, the script is very clear. We're playing a shit team away
from home at the end of the season. Custom dictates that we dominate the
first half and take an early lead, before squandering all other chances to
extend that same lead, OK? Then, we allow a second half comeback to gift
them an unlikely win and really cement our season as being a complete waste
of time. Usually this will require a subtle change of tactics from the
opposition, a substitute no one has ever heard of coming on and changing the
game and probably goals from two players who've never scored before.
Everybody clear? OK, get out there!

MANUEL LANZINI
What script is this that you keep referring to, boss?

SLAVEN BILIC
The one we're in right now.

MANUEL LANZINI
This is all very meta.

The team exit, with many wearing goggles and with beach towels thrown over
their shoulders.

Julian Dicks turns to Edin Terzic

JULIAN DICKS
Was Feghouli in flip flops?

FONTE hangs back to have a word with Bilic.

JOSE FONTE
As I'm not skipper, what should I do boss?

SLAVEN BILIC
Well, definitely don't get booked before you've literally even touched the
ball.

CUT TO:

EXT: CENTRE CIRCLE, KCOM STADIUM

Referee MIKE JONES is booking JOSE FONTE before he has LITERALLY even
touched the ball.

CUT TO:

EXT: DUGOUT, KCOM STADIUM

Slaven Bilic is pacing around the technical area as his team are dominating
Hull City. After an impressive opening, Carroll slips his marker and rifles
home the opening goal.

SLAVEN BILIC
He's like bloody Kryptonite isn't he? The closer he gets to home, the
stronger he is.

EDIN TERZIC
I don't think that's how Kryptonite works.

SLAVEN BILIC
It would really have to in order to fit this simile so let's assume it does.
He's useless in London, but bring him to Middlesbrough or Hull and he's
unstoppable. I'm really excited about our away game at Newcastle next year.

EDIN TERZIC
But they're coming up aren't they?


CUT TO:

EXT: KCOM STADIUM AWAY END

There are West Ham fans everywhere. HEADHAMMERSHARK is stood mere feet from
the HULL fans. Behind him are some fellow Hammers who have devoted quite
some time and money to BOLIVIAN MARCHING POWDER on the way up. It is like a
scene from Apocalypse Now, but with more STONE ISLAND. There is a WOMAN in
the home end.

DRUNK WEST HAM FANS
She's got chlamydia, she's got chlamydia

HEADHAMMERSHARK
Wait, why are we singing this?

EVEN DRUNKER WEST HAM FAN
Because of our famous Cockney wit, and also because she has committed the
unpardonable sin of attending a football game whilst being a woman and must
be put in her place. Bantz, LOLZ, locker room talk.

HEADHAMMERSHARK
Am I in an episode of Life on Mars or something?

DRUNK WEST HAM FANS
She's got chlamydia, she's got chlamydia

HEADHAMMERSHARK
There is absolutely no way that this will rebound spectacularly at any
point. No sirree.

EVEN DRUNKER WEST HAM FAN
(to some Hull fan four feet away)
You mug! How do you like this? We pay your benefits! Hahahahaha

HEADHAMMERSHARK
No sirree.


CUT TO:

INT: KCOM STADIUM, VISITORS CHANGING ROOM

SLAVEN BILIC
Great half lads. You've followed the script perfectly. Hull really are
absolutely terrible, but you've only scored once despite being demonstrably
the better side. Now, we need to follow the script so-


DAVID and JACK SULLIVAN come wandering into the changing room.

DAVID SULLIVAN
I'm really sorry to interrupt, Slaven, but I wanted to let you know that
despite me having no formal involvement in transfers unless they are a
success, we're readying a three year contract offer for Pablo Zabaleta. He
ticks a lot of boxes for me as he's in Jack's fantasy football team, I've
heard of him before, and nobody else sane wants to buy him so I can get into
a bidding war with myself.

SLAVEN BILIC
This isn't a great time, to be honest Mr Chairman, but can I suggest we keep
it under wraps for now and perhaps revisit on Monday?


Meanwhile, Jack is tweeting in the background.

DAVID SULLIVAN
Sure, no worries, it won't leave this room.

Several phones begin beeping around the room as news of the Zabaleta bid
flashes up on several preferred West Ham websites and media outlets.

DAVID SULLIVAN
I have absolutely no idea how that keeps happening.

They leave.

SLAVEN BILIC
OK, so as I was saying, we really need to stick to the script-

DAVID GOLD enters the room.

DAVID GOLD
Hi everyone, I'm David Gold. You might remember me from such other scripts
as "Did you know I lived at 442 Green Street?" and "Come and see my gardens,
everyone!"

SLAVEN BILIC
Sure, Mr Chairman, hi. I'm a little busy preparing my team to throw away
three points.

DAVID GOLD
Of course, it's the West Ham Way! I just wanted to let you know that myself
and my fellow board members are going to put out a strongly worded statement
in support of you tomorrow. I really can't fathom where all these rumours
about your position are coming from.

KARREN BRADY
(comes charging into the room)
David, can I just get you to quickly sign off on today's Mediawatch? It has
three stories about a new manager including one about Jaap Stam because
Slaven parked in my space this morning and pissed me off.

Gold looks embarrassed and starts to shuffle out of the room.

DAVID GOLD
Karren, for fucks sake, you couldn't have picked a worse time. All the best
boys, especially you Sofiane – playing in Crocs, well I never. I wouldn't
have got away with that at West Ham boys when I was 15. All the best. dg

They leave.

SLAVEN BILIC
OK lads, we're running out of time, but we quickly need to change our
tactics.

MANUEL LANZINI
Why would we do that?

SLAVEN BILIC
It's in the script Manuel. So, from now on, even though Andy's been
terrorising them like an EU passport with a Brexiteer, we're going to aim
all our crosses at Feghouli for him to head in at the far post.

MANUEL LANZINI
All of them?

SLAVEN BILIC
ABSOLUTELY ALL OF THEM!

SOFIANE FEGHOULI
What is "heading"?

In the background, Lanzini receives a WhatsApp message from Dimitri Payet
with links to available houses in the Marseille area.

CUT TO:

EXT: TOUCHLINE, KCOM STADIUM

KAMIL GROSICKI is introduced as a substitute. Literally nobody has ever
heard of him before, so no West Ham player attempts to tackle him for the
next forty five minutes.

CUT TO:


EXT: WEST HAM PENALTY AREA, KCOM STADIUM

JAMES COLLINS bumps shoulders with HARRY MAGUIRE. The latter falls over like
someone has LEFT THE BAR HATCH OPEN

JAMES COLLINS
That's the sort of shit I've been looking for! Del Boy fell over and Trigger
made a face!

HARRY MAGUIRE
My eyes, my eyes! Forsooth, how can thou deny me a penalty? I have been most
grievously injur'd!

MIKE JONES
Harry, look at the size of you, for fucks sake. If I stuck a bit of cladding
around your arse and cemented you into the ground in Notting Hill I could
get £850,000 for you.

MARCO SILVA
(going batshit crazy)
Vengeance, will be mine!

SLAVEN BILIC
Calm down, Marco. Give it a minute mate.


CUT TO:

EXT: WEST HAM PENALTY AREA, KCOM STADIUM A MINUTE LATER

ANDREW ROBERTSON is advancing into the area somewhat menacingly. Fonte and
Byram are doing the MACARENA by a barbecue, and DARREN RANDOLPH is hastily
scrambling up from his beach towel.

ANDREW ROBERTSON
Behold! I am the son of Robert, and I bite my thumb at you sir.

SAM BYRAM
Should one of us try and tackle him?

JOSE FONTE
Maybe, but he's really Feghuoli's man.

They peer through binoculars to see Feghouli miles upfield buying a fake
Rolex from a guy on the beach.

JOSE FONTE
Yeah, maybe we sh-

Robertson scores from a Grosicki pass. This is so predictable that Mark
Kermode gives it a ONE STAR review because the plot twist could be seen A
MILE OFF.

CUT TO:

EXT: WEST HAM TECHNICAL AREA, KCOM STADIUM

SLAVEN BILIC
I wonder if I should change my tactics?

CUT TO:

EXT: HULL CITY PENALTY AREA, KCOM STADIUM

A SUCCESSION of crosses arrive at the back post for Feghouli. He puts them
all wide with a variety of beach tools, including once with a SWINGBALL
racquet and once with a SURFBOARD. He is now wearing FLIPPERS.

CUT TO:

EXT: WEST HAM TECHNICAL AREA, KCOM STADIUM

EDIN TERZIC
God no, you're fine.

CUT TO:

EXT: WEST HAM PENALTY AREA, KCOM STADIUM

ALFRED N'DIAYE hits the post from 10 yards out. Randolph nearly saves it
before remembering he doesn't save anything.

SLAVEN BILIC
I wonder if I should change my tactics?

CUT TO:

EXT: WEST HAM TECHNICAL AREA, KCOM STADIUM

Bilic is readying a substitution. The number 7 is flashed on the board.
Feghouli sees this and holds up an incriminating picture of Bilic.

EDIN TERZIC
For fucks sake

SLAVEN BILIC
Sorry Sofiane.

The board is changed. Off comes Snodgrass.

ROBERT SNODGRASS
How did I do boss? Did I do what you asked?

SLAVEN BILIC
Show everybody that £10m really doesn't get you much these days? You betcha!

CUT TO:

EXT: WEST HAM PENALTY AREA, KCOM STADIUM

ANDREA RANOCCHIA comes striding into the box. Several West Ham defenders are
engaged in a game of beach cricket.

ANDREA RANOCCHIA
Behold! I am Ranocchia, destroyer of worlds. Alack! I have not troubled the
scorers verily but here I am, as unlikely a scorer as e'er there was!

MANUEL LANZINI
Why do all the Hull players talk like Shakespeare characters, but as though
the writer doesn't have any grasp of Shakespearean language at all?

ARTHUR MASUAKU
City of culture, innit?

MANUEL LANZINI
I can't wait until I get to Marseille.

JOSE FONTE
Hey Cheik - can you mark Ranocchia? Seems like one of us should.

CHEIKHOU KOUYATE is struggling to erect a parasol, Masuaku rushes to help
him. Randolph is playing BADMINTON. Ranocchia heads in the winner.

SLAVEN BILIC
I wonder if I should change my tactics?


CUT TO:

EXT: WEST HAM TECHNICAL AREA, KCOM STADIUM

Bilic is looking around for a substitute. He settles on JONATHAN CALLERI,
who is lying on a sun lounger, wearing a MANKINI.

SLAVEN BILIC
Jesus Christ, did you even bring any boots?

Behind him, the fourth official holds up the board to show six minutes of
injury time.

MARCO SILVA
(going batshit crazy)
Where the fuck did you get six minutes from? My goalkeeper just spent five
minutes pretending to be injured so I simply cannot understand where this
time has come from.

On the pitch, another cross makes its way to the Hull back post where
Feghouli heads it wide.

CUT TO:

EXT: KCOM STADIUM AWAY END

Hull fans are giving it plenty, shockingly. This is making West Ham fans
VERY ANGRY.

DRUNK WEST HAM FANS
We taunted you mercilessly when we were winning and now you're doing the
same to us. This is OUTRAGEOUS. We demand physical combat, now.

POLICE OFFICER
I'm throwing you out.

EVEN MORE DRUNK WEST HAM FAN
But I want to fight them!

POLICE OFFICER
You can fight them outside.

EVEN MORE DRUNK WEST HAM FAN
Brilliant - wait, what?


Several West Ham fans are ejected. Nobody fights anybody. It's almost as
though it was all just the posturing of teenagers.

CUT TO:

EXT: CENTRE CIRCLE, KCOM STADIUM

ANDRE AYEW is here. He has yet to touch the ball.

CUT TO:

EXT: HULL PENALTY AREA, KCOM STADIUM

Manuel Lanzini is here, still wriggling his little heart out. Andy Carroll
is also here, still destroying Hull central defenders. Another cross
inexplicably makes its way to Feghouli.

SOFIANE FEGHOULI
You would think that having played in Spain for many years, and being a
clearly very talented footballer that I would be able to head this football.
(punctures it with a speargun)
Huh, well you'd be wrong.

The final whistle blows. West Ham fans launch into a chorus of "Super Slav"
because he has lots of PASSION.

A final cross arrives at the back post. Feghouli heads it wide.

THE END

Please note that the opinions expressed in this article are those of the
author and do not necessarily represent the views of, nor should be
attributed to, KUMB.com.

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Referee confirmed for Arsenal vs West Ham - Arsene Wenger will not be happy
This appointment will not go down well with the Arsenal boss
Football London
BYCHARLES WATTS
14:26, 5 APR 2017

Martin Atkinson will be the referee for tonight's Premier League clash
between Arsenal and West Ham. The appointment will not go down well with
Arsene Wenger - with Atkinson proving to be a bad luck charm for the Gunners
in recent times. The last time he took charge of Arsene Wenger's side was
the 3-1 defeat at Chelsea back in February. Atkinson was criticised by
Wenger and Arsenal supporters after the game for failing to give a foul on
Hector Bellerin when Marcos Alonso elbowed the Spaniard as he scored the
opening goal, knocking him out. The incident left Bellerin with a
concussion, much to the annoyance of the Arsenal manager. "It was 100 per
cent a foul, he said. "It was dangerous play, Bellerin was concussed."
Atkinson was also in charge of Arsenal's defeat at Manchester City in
December when the hosts claimed a 2-1 win. Wenger again hit out at Atkinson
and his officials after the game, claiming both City goals should have been
ruled out. "The two goals are two offside goals and in a game of that
stature I feel enough is enough for us," he said. "We got some bad decisions
for the whole season and today I looked at the goals and both are offside."

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You've got 180 minutes to show West Ham exactly what you're worth, Arthur
Masuaku
The Frenchman will be starting the next two Hammers matches
Football London
BYSAM INKERSOLE
13:15, 5 APR 2017

Right then, Arthur. Now is your time to shine. You've had to be patient for
your chance, despite the poor form of your chief opponent, Aaron Cresswell.
Fans have been calling for you to start ahead of him. Tonight, you have your
chance. Don't be overawed by Alexis Sanchez, Theo Walcott, Mesut Ozil or
whoever you come up against. Remember your good game at Manchester City way
back in the early stages of this season? I do.
We'll forget about the horror show at West Brom and then your serious
injuries after that. Put it simply - you've got two games to show your worth
to this team and whether the £6m spent on you last summer was worth it.
Something West Ham have lacked this season is basically a left winger.
Manuel Lanzini has been shunted out there but he drifts in field all the
time. There will be a lot of space for you to run into in front of Hector
Bellerin. The Spaniard is not in great form at all, Leroy Sane - admittedly
a different player to you entirely - destroyed him for Manchester City at
the weekend. Take him, get him running back towards goal, then cross it in.

You'll see the imposing figure of Mr Andy Carroll in the box waiting for you
and he'll be up against a bumbling centre half in his first game back after
injury in Per Mertesacker or maybe, Gabriel. Behind them will be Arsenal
THIRD CHOICE goalkeeper in Eni Martinez - nope we've never heard of him
either.

Defensively, just put a few bruises on Theo Walcott. Let him know you're
there, but don't kick him out of the game. You've got the pace to get back
in position if Arsenal counter, so use it. You're going to be doing a lot of
running tonight, so be prepared. You'll have James Collins alongside you,
the experienced head. He'll cover for you if you for a wander, but it's
advisable to stay in position.

Last time, it didn't go so well but this is a different Arsenal team now - a
worse Arsenal team.
Good luck.

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Juventus striker Mario Mandzukic stalls over Besiktas move - opening door
for West Ham
By talkSPORT - @talkSPORT
Wednesday, April 5, 2017

West Ham's pursuit of Juventus striker Mario Mandzukic has been give a boost
after talks between the striker and Besiktas stalled. The Croatia
international was expected to put pen-to-paper on a deal to join the Turkish
giants in the summer, but there are now suggestions that the club cannot
match Mandzukic's demands. According to reports in Turkey, a £7million fee
had been agreed but the move has now been thrown into doubt, given Besiktas'
unwillingness to adhere to the striker's wage demands. Besiktas are expected
to continue negotiations but this has now opened the door for West Ham, who
are expected to recruit heavily during the summer. The Hammers are in
desperate need of a regular goalscorer and had identified Mandzukic as the
ideal target. Slaven Bilic may further his interest now that his proposed
move to Besiktas has hit the buffers.

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Shkodran Mustafi explains Arsenal's plan to limit aerial threat of Andy
Carroll
JAMES OLLEY
Evening Standard

Andy Carroll would be a perfect fit for Arsenal in a purely narrative sense.
A world-beater on his day, yet undermined by injuries and dogged by
questions as to whether off-field issues compromise his ability. Carroll
displays his considerable talent all too fleetingly but the Gunners do not
have far to look to appreciate the threat he poses when West Ham arrive at
Emirates Stadium tonight. Saturday marks exactly a year since Carroll took
just seven minutes and 14 seconds to score the fastest Premier League
hat-trick of last season in a dramatic 3-3 draw that ended Arsenal's slim
title hopes. Two of those goals were headers and manager Slaven Bilic
declared Carroll the best in the world at that art after a match that
highlighted familiar concerns about Arsenal's frailty against powerful
forwards.

Carroll has scored five times against Arsenal in his career — only Swansea
(6) have a worse record against him. West Ham have struggled to the extent
the board felt compelled to issue a vote of confidence in Bilic after last
week's 2-1 defeat at Hull but Carroll will relish the chance to seize upon
the nervousness in Arsenal's defending. Laurent Koscielny's absence with an
Achilles problem therefore comes at a bad time. Much was made of the
capitulation Arsenal suffered against Bayern Munich when he went off with
the score at 1-1 in both legs only for the Gunners to lose their Champions
League last-16 tie 10-2 on aggregate.

They coped adequately without him against Manchester City, keeping the
diminutive Sergio Aguero at bay in the second period. However, Carroll is
more reminiscent of Bayern's Robert Lewandowski — in stature, if not
pedigree — with the right kind of service. An injury scare to goalkeeper
David Ospina means the relatively inexperienced Emiliano Martinez could face
a test of his ability to command a penalty area, while Shkodran Mustafi is
likely to be partnered by Gabriel at centre-back and the £34million summer
signing from Valencia believes stopping the supply line to Carroll is
essential. "We will play in their half trying to make things happen but then
it is important when we lose the ball that we don't stay open because it is
easy for them to go down one side and cross," he said.
"We need to win the ball straight back when we lose it or as soon as we lose
it, come back as quickly as possible to make it difficult to cross the ball.
"This is the Premier League so you have to handle players like that, he is
really strong in the air. Do I like a battle like that? I prefer to stay
more in their half instead of wrestling in our box but it is part of the
game."

Arsenal face a major challenge to continue Wenger's remarkable record of
securing a top-four finish in every season since he took charge in 1996.
They sit seven points behind fourth-placed City with 10 games left. Mustafi
said: "There are still a lot of games and points to play for. If we build on
the game against City and fix a few details, it is possible to get into the
top four. We need to build up from the performance we had against Man City
because we did quite well."

West Ham are looking for their own turning point after four successive
defeats left them six points above the relegation zone and Mustafi has
warned Arsenal must not commit mistakes to aid a Hammers revival. "We must
not give them confidence by making errors," he said. "We have to focus on
our ourselves and do the right things, try to make the game like we always
do when we are at home. We have to take advantage of that. West Ham, even
though they have had not so good results, they have good players and are a
good club."

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West Ham's Diafra Sakho set to return against Arsenal as Slaven Bilic gets
timely boost
KEN DYER
Evening Standard

Diafra Sakho looks certain to be on the substitutes' bench for West Ham
against Arsenal at the Emirates Stadium tonight, which is welcome news for
beleaguered manager Slaven Bilic. Without a win in six matches and after
four straight defeats, the striker's long-awaited return is a huge boost to
West Ham, who have slipped to 15th in the Premier League table, six points
above the bottom three. Sakho has made just two appearances this season,
scoring in a 1-1 draw at Manchester United in November, before suffering a
back injury. The Senegalese forward subsequently underwent an operation for
a disc problem in his back, followed by an extensive period of
rehabilitation. Sakho has been back in full training for the last week and
suffered no ill-effects. "He wants to play now," said Bilic (right), "but he
has been out for a long time and we need to be a little careful with him."
Bilic looks certain though to include Sakho on the bench to face Arsenal
tonight and, if he comes through that with no problems, could even start the
striker in what is a crucial home match against fellow Premier League
strugglers Swansea on Saturday. Sakho's return provides a timely fillip for
West Ham in what has been a turbulent season. Signed from French club Metz
in 2014, the 27-year-old came to prominence when he scored in his first six
starts in the Premier League to equal a 20-year-old record. However, a
succession of injuries has hampered his career since and a fall-out with the
club last year ended with him submitting a transfer request. It looked
likely that Sakho would move to West Brom last August but the proposed
transfer fell through after he failed a medical. Also returning for
tonight's match is Michail Antonio, who has recovered from a hamstring
strain which forced him to pull out of England's two recent internationals.
Club captain Mark Noble also looks likely to be back in the starting XI as
Bilic looks to shore up his midfield, following the 2-1 defeat at Hull last
weekend.

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West Ham keen on signing Pablo Zabaleta when his Manchester City contract
ends in the summer
Pablo Zabaleta looks set to leave Manchester City after nine years at the
club
He helped City win two Premier League titles, the FA Cup and two League Cups
The Hammers are also interested in Liverpool winger Lazar Markovic
By Simon Jones for the Daily Mail
PUBLISHED: 22:30, 4 April 2017 | UPDATED: 00:16, 5 April 2017

West Ham United have opened up contract talks with veteran Argentina
defender Pablo Zabaleta. The 32-year-old, whose contract with Manchester
City ends this summer, looks set to leave the Etihad Stadium after nine
years at the club. Zabaleta was a £7.4m deadline day signing from Espanyol
in 2008, and has since helped City win two Premier League titles, the FA Cup
in 2011 and two League Cups. is experience has attracted the interest of
West Ham boss Slaven Bilic, for whom the right back slot has been a problem
position all year, and is looking to add more experience to a team which
remains in danger of relegation this season. Numerous players have played
right back for the Hammers this season, including Michail Antonio, who more
usually is deployed as a winger or striker. West Ham are 14th in the
Premier League but are just six points above the drop zone with eight games
left to play.

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West Ham United keen to sign Liverpool winger Lazar Markovic after he
finishes his loan spell at Hull City
West Ham United would have to pay Liverpool £16million for Lazar Markovic
Markovic joined Liverpool from Benfica in July 2014 for £21.25million
He has since been on loan to Fenerbahce, Sporting Lisbon and Hull City
By Simon Jones for MailOnline
PUBLISHED: 00:31, 5 April 2017 | UPDATED: 00:31, 5 April 2017

West Ham United are interested in signing Lazar Markovic, the Liverpool
winger who is on loan at Hull. The Serbian, 23, would cost £16million,
despite never showing his full potential at Anfield and having been farmed
out to the relegation threatened Tigers. Markovic joined Liverpool from
Benfica in July 2014 for £21.25million, intended to be one of a number of
players signed by Brendan Rodgers to replace the departing Luis Suarez.
However he has spent the succeeding years primarily on loan around Europe,
including at Fenerbahce, then at Sporting Lisbon, where he first played
under current Hull manager Marco Silva. At Liverpool he has played just 34
games, scoring three goals, and looks set to have little future at the club
under Jurgen Klopp. West Ham are looking to reinforce their squad after a
season where they have unexpectedly slipped towards the relegation zone, and
have already begun talks with Manchester City's out of contract defender
Pablo Zabaleta.

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West Ham boss Slaven Bilic: Days of long-term managers are over - Arsene
Wenger will be the last
DUNCAN BECH
Evcening Standard

West Ham boss Slaven Bilic believes Arsenal counterpart Arsene Wenger will
be the last manager to preside over a club long-term. Wenger has reigned at
the Emirates Stadium for the past two decades, with Bournemouth's Eddie Howe
the Premier League's next longest-serving coach at four and a half years.
The Frenchman's future is the object of furious speculation as another
season of under-achievement looms, and Bilic believes he occupies a unique
position in the game. "It is difficult today. You cannot plan long term now
in today's business. No way. Those days are over," Bilic said. "Nobody can
now say that he will stay at a club for 20 years. You may say you would like
to, but it is definitely more unlikely that you will survive 20 years.
"Unless you buy a club, maybe, but even then you cannot do it because the
fans will protest if a season is no good. "You have Alex Ferguson, Wenger,
and David Moyes at Everton. After that we are talking about four years."
The rival managers will lock horns in Wednesday's London derby and Bilic is
only too aware of the pressure Wenger is under after receiving a vote of
confidence from West Ham's board in the wake of four straight defeats. "Make
no mistake, that need for instant success is everywhere. It is everywhere,
in every league," Bilic said. That is only the reflection of life. Football
is also a reflection of life. People and individuals want instant success.
"Before people were planning long term. In 20 years we are going to buy a
house, in three years we will buy a car. "Now because of this fast-living it
is different even there. People want this, they want that. As it always was,
football is only a reflection of life. "It is a dangerous job. In the
massive clubs they are basically expecting at least to fight for a trophy
every year."

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Reading fans absolutely delighted with West Ham loanee Reece Oxford's
performance last night
The Hammers defender was given a rare start by Jaap Stam
Football London
BYADAM JONES
07:27, 5 APR 2017

Reading fans were seriously impressed with Reece Oxford in their side's 3-1
win over Blackburn last night. The on-loan West Ham defender was handed his
first start by Jaap Stam since his loan move this January - and he didn't
disappoint. Oxford put in a composed performance at the centre of defence
before being replaced in the 73rd minute, helping Reading to what was
eventually a comfortable win over Blackburn. And the Royals supporters were
absolutely delighted with the performance of the youngster after the game. A
few said that Oxford looked composed beyond his years at the centre of
defence - whilst others think that the West Ham loanee has given Jaap Stam a
lot to think about in terms of his starting line-ups in the future.

ElmParkRoyals @ElmParkRoyals
Oxford was particularly good considering he's not started a game for so
long. Good on the ball, loves a tackle & good positioning #readingfc
10:02 PM - 4 Apr 2017

RFC News @RoyalReading106
How on earth has Oxford not got a start until tonight?! Oozed class
#readingfc #whufc
11:06 PM - 4 Apr 2017

AndytheBear @RoyalBearC
Tyler played a blinder tonight... Moore and Oxford class.. good to see Ilori
back and Yann is god!!! ???? #readingfc
10:44 PM - 4 Apr 2017

Talk Reading @TalkReading
Oxford looked very good - so mature for his age. Kermorgant class. Moore -
absolute rock. Swift & Blackett had good games, too. #readingfc
10:15 PM - 4 Apr 2017

Royals @Berkshire_Boys
Oxford looked class tonight... should start more often IMO #readingfc
10:06 PM - 4 Apr 2017

verity @Vxrity
Oxford impressed tonight! #readingfc
10:06 PM - 4 Apr 2017

Harley @harleylane1
Impressed with Reece oxford #readingfc
10:05 PM - 4 Apr 2017

Belfast Biscuit @BelfastBiscuit
Good to see Ilori coming on for Oxford. Both excellent defenders and bodes
well for the playoffs (touches wood) #RFC #readingfc #BRFC
9:32 PM - 4 Apr 2017

corbss @WillCorbishley
Reece Oxford was class tonight?? #readingfc
9:32 PM - 4 Apr 2017 · Reading, England
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West Ham's James Collins aims thinly-veiled dig at Slaven Bilic for lack of
first-team starts
HITC
Antony Martin

The West Ham United defender made his 150th Premier League appearance for
the club on Saturday. Veteran Hammers centre-back James Collins sat down for
an exclusive interview with the club's official website, and shared this
opinion that he should have been chosen to play from the start more
regularly over the past two-and-a-half months. The 33-year-old started at
the KCOM Stadium against Hull City on Saturday - his first start since West
Ham's 3-0 win over Crystal Palace way back in January. Since that victory,
Slaven Bilic's side have been in free fall, winning only twice in nine
games, slipping to 14th in the Premier League table, just six points clear
of the drop zone. And the Welshman explained to WHUFC.com how he believes
his performances earlier on in the campaign merited a lengthy run in the
first-team: "I was disappointed to come out of the team in the first place.
The last time I played we beat Crystal Palace 3-0 and it was a good
performance and a clean sheet, but then I didn't play for seven weeks, which
was disappointing when I thought I probably should have."

With Winston Reid and Angelo Ogbonna currently out injured, however, Collins
has a real chance to prove to Bilic that he is the right man to partner Jose
Fonte at the heart of the Hammers' defence for the remainder of their
campaign. West Ham travel to north London to take on Arsenal tomorrow night,
and the affectionately nicknamed 'Ginge' will surely be in for a busy night
up against the likes of Alexis Sanchez, Danny Welbeck and Olivier Giroud.

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Gentleman Bilic Starting to Learn the Fergie Way
verywestham.com

One of the big positives about having Slaven Bilic as club manager is that
he oozes class. He is forthright but fair in his style and never shirks a
question. When decisions go against his side he points out why he thinks the
referee got it wrong without engaging in the type of vitriolic abuse that
some managers celebrate.

However, the modern Premiership is an unforgiving environment for gentlemen
as every manager is under pressure to deliver results or face the inevitable
chop. Maybe SuperSlav's approach is out of time in the dog eat dog
atmosphere?

Recently Slaven engaged in some uncharacteristic whinging about the
treatment of Reece Oxford at Reading. Bilic bemoaned the lack of game time
the youngster was getting, which was especially galling given that the
Hammers wanted to recall him as back up for the injured Winston Reid and
Angelo Ogbonna. Reading head honcho Jaap Stam was displeased but, lo and
behold, Oxford has featured in the Royals last two games!

The youngster really impressed last night in their 3-1 victory over
Blackburn, prompting many fans to query why he hadn't started a game bin the
three months prior to that during which he had been overlooked. Oxford's
performance will serve to remind Hammers fans how his starring role in the
away win at Arsenal two seasons ago ushered in what appeared to be a new era
under Slaven Bilic.

Sadly, since then things have not gone according to plan and the side are
now in a relegation dogfight that, ironically, sees them visit Arsenal
tonight desperately needing a result but with limited cover at centre back
as both Reece Oxford and Reece Burke cannot be recalled under their loan
contracts with Reading and Bradford respectively.

Either way, Bilic's bollocking of Stam seems to have had the desired effect
- maybe it's time to extend the verbal manipulation to include match
referees - it certainly worked for Alex Ferguson over the years and made it
nigh on impossible for visiting sides to get big decisions going their way
when visiting Old Trafford. Maybe he could also give a bit of guff to our
board to get them to actually bring in a reliable and top class striker this
Summer?

Careful though, it might be cheaper for the board to sack Bilic than to
splash the cash!

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